Principal with a horse

It was an average day in the middle of a busy street. Cars were cruising by, people were commuting to and from point A to B, cars following along the shifting of traffic lights. And a man with a white bag over his head in a black business suit seemed to be minding his own business.

For some odd reason, nobody questioned why the hell there was a bag tied on his head, covering his face like a mask. On the front of the bag, there was the symbol for [PRINCIPAL] slapped right on it like a label.

It was an odd sight to see a guy with a bag on his head sitting outside of a cafe, sipping tea from his drink. Even odder at the fact that the tea defied all laws of physics and went straight through the bag. Besides the man was a majestic looking dark horse, it's muscles looked like they were genetically engineered to perfection.

Ignoring the oddities present, it was indeed a relaxing scene of a guy relaxing on his day off with his pet horse. However the Principal raised his head and looked around oddly as if he heard something. The sound of instruments drifted through the space and it only got noticably louder.

*BOOM* A loud explosion shook the air as cars went flying to the side, revealing a yellow Humvee with a pair of gray and silver haired teens in shades at the front. If one were to look closely then they would be able to notice a white and purple haired girl screaming in the back while hugging each other for dear life.

"DEJA VU! I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE~!" The lyrics became completely recognizable at this range.

Wasting no time, the Principal hopped on his midnight black horse and galloped away from the pursuing Humvee.

"YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!" Wave shouted out from his open window.

"HIGHER ON THE STREET~!" The music began playing louder.

The Principal narrowly navigated through the crowded roads on horseback. Meanwhile the yellow Humvee approached the oncoming traffic without slowing down. Just when it looked like the Humvee was about to ram it's way through the wall of vehicles, the silver gray haired girl stood on top of the Humvee with a rocket launcher on her shoulder.

*BOOM* she forcefully blew a path through the road.

"WAIT WHAT IF SOMEONE GOT HURT!?" Kiana shouted as she looked at the flying cars in horror.

"RELAX, THE CARS WERE EMPTY TO BEGIN WITH!" Wave pointed out as the vehicles they passed by were indeed empty for some reason.

"WHY DOES BRONYA-CHAN HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER!?" Mei screamed out in confusion and terror.

"BECAUSE SHE'S BRONYA! KUAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!" Wave laughed maniacally as he continued speeding after the horse riding Principal.

"Mmm agreed, because the Bronya is Bronya." Bronya agreed in her usual monotone, yet there was a hint of smugness underneath.

"DEJA VU! I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS TIME BEFORE~!" The music got louder again.

"TURN THAT OFF! WHY DO WE NEED MUSIC FOR THIS!?" Kiana shout out over the speakers.

"IT'S AN UNSPOKEN RULE FOR ALL CHASE SCENES TO HAVE LOUD MUSIC! LIKE HOW EVERYONE RIDING A HUMVEE SHOULD HAVE SUNGLASSES! BRONYA GETS IT!" Wave replied back as he and Bronya were the only ones who respected the rule of wearing shades in the Humvee.

∞

Outside of a random bank, it was a peaceful day where nothing could go wrong.

*BOOM* until a bag wearing man on a horse exploded out of the walls with a yellow Humvee following closely behind. The chase continued as Wave and Bronya forced their way through everything in their path with sheer brutality. The music was gone as Kiana had shot the music player repeatedly.

"Hey!" Kiana exclaimed, pointing at the bags of money in Wave's arms.

"Did you just rob the bank!?" Mei also realized that there were bags of cash in his posession.

"Woops, force of habit. I'll return it later!" Wave responded as he had reflexively grabbed the money.

"Observations reveal there to be a sharp curve ahead." Bronya stated as their Principal was indeed getting closer to the complete curve on the road.

"Excellent, which means we can catch him!" Wave grinned evilly as he continued his pursuit.

As they reached the sharp curve, the dark muscular horse hopped up and turned slightly to the side on the rode.

"NANI?! HE'S DRIFTING ON HORSEBACK!?" Wave shouted out incredulously as the horse didn't slow down.

With it's hooves creating sparks in the ground, it made the perfect drift. It was an impossible scene, yet it was happening before his eyes.

"HEY, YOU NEED TO SLOW DOWN!" Kiana shouted as they were also approaching the sharp turn.

"Do you know how to drift as well?" Bronya asked for confirmation.

"No, so we have to improvise. BRONYA I'M COUNTING ON YOU!!!"

Hitting a button, rocket thrusters appeared on the back of the Humvee, boosting it to even higher speeds. Wave shifted the car to the side in an attempt to drift, however he failed as their car started to flip over.

*BOOM* However before it could happen, an explosion erupted beneath them from Bronya's rocket launcher.

""AAAAHHHHHHH"" Kiana and Mei hugged each other for dear life.

The Humvee went rocket jumped and flew through the air towards the muscular dark horse.

"WE'VE GOT YOU NOW YA BASTARD!" Wave laughed maniacally

*NEIGH sfx* the majestic dark horse neighed and before everyone's eyes it sped up to the point of leaving after-images.

"Oh shit that's fast." he comments as the horse started putting distance between them.

"Target is getting away."

"Don't worry I've got a plan." Wave stated taking out a brick shaped bag that contained something white.

"I thought you said you weren't doing illegal jobs anymore!" Kiana exclaimed pointing at the brick of pure cocaine.

"I'm not! I just kept this as a souvenir! Anyway HEY PRINCIPAL GUY! IF YOU STOP RUNNING, I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE GRANDS WORTH OF PURE COCAINE!" Wave gave his sales pitch to the bag head man.

"Throw that away!" Kiana shouted at him and attempted to take the brick of crack away.

"Stop tugging! This is expensive!" He said while fighting over the bag.

"You shouldn't have this! What if you get in trouble!?"

"I'm pretty sure it's way too late for that!"

*TEAR sfx*

The brick of pure cocaine was torn in half and exploded. The driver and three passenger's faces were all covered in white dust.

Seconds later everyone's eyes went red.

5 MINUTES LATER.

"COME BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I'LL KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MEI-SENPAI!" Kiana shouted, completely out of her mind as she continued to fire off multiple rounds towards the horse.

"AHAHAHAHAHAA! THROUGH THE POWER OF COCAINE, I DECREE YOUR DEATH! MAY YOUR AFTERLIFE IN THE DEPTHS OF KUR ABSOLVE YOU AND YOUR SINS BECAUSE COCAINE WILL NOT MOTHERFUCKER!" Wave began shouting random shit as well.

"I HAVE SO MUCH PENT UP RAGE INSIDE ME AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!" Mei screamed with unholy rage as lightning swords were flying everywhere for some reason.

"..." Oddly enough Bronya was unnaturally silent during all of this.

10 MINUTES LATER

The scene changed as the man on horseback was now defying all logic and galloping across the waters at high speed.

"YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!" of course behind him were the familiar coked up crew on a speed boat now. For some odd reason Kiana was being dragged along by a rope in the air as if she were a kite.

"STOP THE VEHICLE OR WE WILL USE FORCE!" An officer with a megaphone on a helicopter ordered as the police had finally shown up to put a stop to this.

Bronya turned her attention towards them for a moment with noticeably red eyes. "...Fuck off." To the horror of the pilot, Bronya had shot a rocket towards them. In panic, all the cops bailed out of the helicopter before it erupted into a fiery explosion.

After the day ended, there was an ongoing investigation on four unidentified individuals who caused hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of damages. Oddly enough, despite many eye witness reports and evidence, no one was able to identify the perpetrators.

∞

"This is so unfair." Wave complained as he laid in a hospital bed in a full body cast. However he wasn't complaining about his injuries. He was complaining because he was the only one seriously injured in the crash.

"You should have worn a seat belt. Honestly it's a miracle that you don't have any long lasting or permanent injuries." Mei scolded from the side as Kiana and Bronya were occupying their times with watching the soap opera on the screen.

"But Bronya wasn't wearing seat belts either!" He exclaimed indignantly. It was true, she was standing on top of the Humvee the majority of the time.

"The Bronya escaped by jumping away from the crash." She stated in monotone, yet for some reason, Wave felt that she was being smug to him about it.

"I swear I will get off this damn bed and kick your ass you smug little midget." Wave grumbled

"The Bronya's response is for Wave to 'bring it on'."

"Oh it's on!"

"No fighting, you need to rest." Mei pushed him back down.

"Bah, I can heal this up and be up and moving in no time." He declared with complete confidence.

"Really?" The purple haired girl gave him a look that said she obviously didn't believe him.

"Yes! I am a demi-god, I can heal this up in no time! Back me up here Sirin!"

"It's Kiana! and you really shouldn't think of moving any time soon." Kiana said with her hands on her hips.

"Look if you back me up here, I promise I will call you by Kiana." Wave offered with a roll of his eyes.

"He'll be fine Mei-senpai. He's a Demi-god after all." She immediately changed her stance on the matter. Although she still thought he was being a chuuni with delusion of grandeur.

"You two..." Mei facepalmed in exasperation. "Anyway we have to go, listen to the doctors and don't try to escape!"

"What makes you think I'd try to escape!?"

"I know you well enough by now!" She stated with complete confidence before making her way out as visiting hours were ending.

"Hey Mei." Wave called out before she exited the room. "Sorry we couldn't get the guy for ya."

Mei turned to him for a moment. "You don't have anything to apologize for." She hook her head. "If anything I'm happy that you just tried to help me as a friend this time." she said with a smile.

"Oh my non-existent god you really were being a drama queen about that whole 'friend' thing." Wave retorted.

"Honestly..." She sighed with some exasperation before leaving.

∞

"Hey Onyx, why do I have a bill for an incredible amount of property damage?" Amber blinked as the X's of her eyes settled onto a piece of paper on her desk.

[It seems Master Wave had been up to some of his antics recently.]

"Honestly doesn't he realize that we aren't exactly in a good financial position right now. I can't just keep bailing him out, it's expensive." The blue haired girl rolled her eyes. They were currently in the red as far as capital and raw materials were concerened.

[I would not worry about it. The universe will end soon and your father had made sure that all the resources would be automatically procured once it did.] Onyx assured as Hessian was the one who personally set up Aversis Tech in multiple doomed timelines that would eventually end.

It actually took a lot of work and effort as Aversis Tech had to be established there early and thousands of years went into planning and mining to reap all the benefits.

"I guess you're right. Alright, pay off the damages and erase memories if needed."

[It shall be done.]

"So how has my little brother been doing anyway?"

[He has been looking better in recent days. He even has a few friends that had joined him in his antics from what I have observed.]

"Oh? Well I'd love to meet them one day, preferably before they die when the timeline ends. But for now I've got things to do. Genocide doesn't happen by itself ya know." The blue haired CEO evilly grinned before walking away.