Why Him?!

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New chapter, this time the chapter is a bit more consistent in dialogue, we really start the story Yeeyyyy ~

Title: Why Him?!

If you have any ideas for the future don't hesitate ! I'm all ears ~

Anyway, have a good read (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

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Besides, I think my new life starts from now on... I thought sadly as my vision gradually darkens before it completely fades away.

In a comfortable room located in the Uchiha clan compound: "Yuki-chan!" "Yuki-chan!"

"Hmmm...?" What's going on? Where am I?

My head was hurting like crazy and my eyes were struggling to adjust to the daylight properly.

But once my eyesight finally adjusted, my memories of the interview with God suddenly came back to me.

On the other hand, my face was slightly wet, a small tear had fallen due to a realization about my new reality. My new reality... I thought wistfully.

Indeed, I quickly became aware of the difficulties of this life.

However, I had not yet seen the full extent of the difficulties I would encounter.

As I tried to get up from the futon, long raven black hair appeared before my eyes.

"What's that?" I said in a worried tone while touching my soft black hair. They were simply mesmerizing, so much so that I couldn't take my eyes off of them.

However, that was not my main concern.

"Hmmm. This room is particularly feminine." I said curiously as I observed my surroundings more carefully.

"Huh?" My voice is strangely high-pitched, it of the mellow and pleasant kind. Not like a boy's.

An idea suddenly surfaced in my mind as it began replaying the fanfictions I had read.

In many of these fanfics, the main male character inexplicably gets stuck in a female character when reincarnated.

Following this rather peculiar neet reflection, my mind went back to think about the old guy who reincarnated me here.

Don't tell me that...?!

I quickly lifted the blanket to check my lower body.

My eyes had a small light of hope in them that quickly faded like water on a hot fire. My gaze was totally void of life.

"NOOOO!" It can't be true? Tell me it's not true?

My manhood is definitely gone. I'm screwed.

If this is God's surprise... Well, I don't want it. But seriously?! How could he get it wrong?

Maybe he turned me into a girl on purpose just to see my expression at that moment. I thought ironically with a visible vein in my forehead while trying to avoid calling him names.

Is my life just a bunch of messes that pile up like gunpowder thrown into a fire.

Becoming a girl is perhaps the worst thing that has happened to me since my reincarnation, compared to that being an Uchiwa becomes a minor problem, just a detail.

As my despair reached its peak and my brain was literally on pause, a childish voice called my name repeatedly, plus her tone sounded rather urgent.

"Yuki-chan!" "Yuki-chan!"

Why is he calling me? Besides, this voice sounded familiar, I had heard this voice somewhere before but where?

As I was actively searching in my mind who that voice belonged to, the door suddenly opened and a person entered with a light step.

As I turned my gaze in his direction, my eyes suddenly became empty of life, they were literally dead with despair.

He looked me straight in the eye with his nonchalant yet charming look, and his little smile was rather sarcastic and ironic.

I didn't know what to say... Is my time coming so soon? I thought inwardly with a big tear starting to fall from my imaginary self.

Normally he doesn't take action until much later in the plan? He is obviously only 9 years old now.

Why doesn't he say anything?

Our eyes were fixed on each other for a while before I broke the deadly silence by demanding in a shaky voice, "I-t-a-c-h-i-san... Please don't kill me!" I shouted at the end with such an aggressive dogeza that my forehead violently hit the ground with an anime-like sound.

Rather comical from an outside perspective, however now it was my life on the line!

Since I didn't hear any response from him, I raised my head slightly to see his expression. The only response I got from him was that his smile gradually widened to the point where it became bright.

It is a beautiful smile. I thought about it nicely since in the anime Itachi almost never smiles except at his little brother or his relatives.

However, looking closer at his expression, I noticed that he was holding back from saying or doing something...

*Laugh* *Laugh* *Laugh*

Oh... So he was holding back from laughing? I thought bitterly as I realized that he's probably laughing at my stupidity request.

Is he making fun of me to better kill me?

Obviously, I started to sulk loudly while looking away from this fat nerd.

*sigh* I let out a small gasp to show him my visible displeasure.

"Thanks for the moment of relaxation Yuki-chan. It's been a long time since I've laughed. But it is time to stop playing." He said, wiping away an imaginary tear.

"Huh?" What did he say? Is he going to kill me? Yes or no?

Head tilted with a question mark visible on top, he continued with a mocking tone, "What are you playing at Yuki-chan ~"

"Nothing!" I shouted hastily.

"If that's the case, stop playing so silly and let's go downstairs if you don't want to end up as fishmeal."

Despite the undisguised threat, I turned my head from side to side and clutched the blanket as tightly as I could to show him that I didn't want to come.

"Are you coming where I'm taking you by the skin of your ass, then?"

I flinched as I imagined this horrible scene.

So I nodded positively before following closely behind him without letting go of my almost non-existent guard.

*Hurts*

"Ouch" I yelled, rubbing my head not forgetting to give him a scowl.

Idiot! Why did you stop? I said mentally for fear of retaliation, I'm not crazy after all.

*sigh*

He shrugged and said in a tone of apparent exasperation: "You're not going to come in your pyjamas, are you? Get changed instead, your clothes are in the wardrobe."

"Mm." I shrugged as a visible blush settled on my face.

As I took small steps towards the wardrobe, a stream of thought crossed my mind.

Is this the beginning of an excruciatingly painful death?

Does this old man want me to die directly after my reincarnation!

What the hell?!

"I will survive no matter what." I said firmly with my eyes ablaze.

"What are you saying Yuki-chan?"

"Nothing! Don't worry, I'll go get dressed." I said as I ran to the cupboard.

"Alright, I'll wait for you behind the door, hurry up."

I nodded and finally went to get dressed.

Itachi... Why did I have to run into you as soon as I arrived!