bloody sweep up

I've been looking for Integra, or at least someone from my acquaintances in London for about ten minutes. Enemies were not visible, so the battle was quiet ... Until then, until Alucard comes. Then it will be fun.

- Be ... - Hmmm, a pile of fresh corpses all over the area looks disgusting. Although I like to make fun of someone, but it looks more like a joke than a real cruelty. And if I do, then as quickly as possible, and also for sure. And besides, aimless killing, I don't like it. It's stupid and disgusting.

Eh ... I would like to listen to music. And then, well, it's very boring! By the way, it would be necessary to write, "Get a means of listening to music." And then I will forget again.

- Brr ... It's cold ... - Even my fur could not shelter me for a long time from the coming cold. Clearly, you need to write down that you need to buy heaters, otherwise suddenly I will find myself in such a situation again?

What seemed strange to me was that I could not find at least someone alive. Well, at least a few survivors should have stayed, and besides, no one canceled the priests with the Nazis. So, we need to figure out where everyone ended up! And, if possible, find a more useful occupation than scouring the streets of a city littered with corpses. And then what other mental trauma I will get from such a picture. It is unlikely, of course, I have the mind of a player, but what if? .. Tts, I ought to get rid of such thoughts, now there is an attack of fucking Nazi vampires, who are already stuck in my livers, otherwise I'll get distracted and die as a result of inattention.

- Cold ~ Bad weather! ~ How annoyed me! .. Oops !!! .. KHM! I'm suffering from shit again, - Hmmm, how many minutes have I already been trying to compose a song about this place? Well, okay, the main thing is at least doing something, so let's continue! By the way, it should be noted that the composer of me is ... Shitty. And that's putting it mildly, but I think it can be fixed. For example, you can enter somewhere ... SO IT SHOULD BE WRITTENED !!! And now you can continue, - I AM FLYING Away, COOOT !!! - Oh, I hope no one heard this, otherwise I will be ashamed of a fucking shame! - Flying away, careless ... Aaaan ... Kooot, - A little more and it turned out an angel flying into the distance, and this is plagiarism. And I don't like plagiarism. And yet, I still hope that no one will hear it, for obvious reasons. And if they hear ... I will kill you. It won't work, I'll kill myself. Although no, I'll just go as far as possible so that they won't remember me anymore and everything will be fine! I hope.

A few more minutes passed. I kept trying to sing. As a result, I was given the Singing skill, and I decided to stop for now. By the way, I just remembered that I still have not discovered the skill "Assessment", or whatever it is called. So, how did people from different fanfiction do it? It seems that you have to look at everything for a long time, and try to see as much as possible, right? Okay, let's check it out now. Hmm ... I think this corpse will do.

Here I am looking at the corpse of this man. He looks at me. Either I have mental problems, or I have mental problems.

- Ghre ...

- Huh? .. Ghoul?

Ghoul

Seeing a text box in front of him, he went a little crazy and jumped back. After, quickly looked through the message logs, and found the desired.

[Acquired the skill "Assessment"

The maximum skill level is 10.

Active skill.

Conditions for activation:

Looking at the target, say (out loud, mentally): Evaluation

Cannot be used if there is a solid obstacle between the users and the target.

Cannot be used on non-solid substances (Gases, sounds, light, etc.)

Expenses:

Is absent.

Effect:

Next to the target, a text box appears with the target's status.]

Excellent! True, so far it only shows the name, judging by the first use, but this is also pleasing. As well as the fact that the maximum level is tenth, it means you don't have to swing for a long time! NYA-HA-HA-HA-HA !!! And now, I think you can start pumping. For example ... Stone.

A rock

Brevity is the sister of talent, so to speak. But it doesn't matter. Now, it remains only to pump. And I already know how to do it, so there shouldn't be any problems.

Five minutes later, I found ALIVE people! Not ghouls, but people! True, these were the priests who attacked me and I had to kill them, but already something better than corpses with ghouls. Though it pleases. And then I found the Nazis. Only now ... Aren't there too many of them? And why, there are also a bunch of priests gathered here? Hmm ... And who is coming from both sides?

I looked. On the left was Alexander Anderson, and on the right, judging by the exclamations of the Nazi, Captain Hans. In my heart I don't give a fuck who it is, or rather I forgot, but the main thing is that he is dangerous! And that means they will give a lot of experience for him! So he can easily kill me! So it's better not to mess with him, he'll beat him. Then Integra and Victoria appeared on a nearby rooftop.

- ABOUT! There you are! - I sat down next to them.

- Oh, cat.

- Yes, cat. What is Integra?

- No, nothing ...

- By the way, where is Alucard?

- It will come in a couple of minutes ... I think so, - Victoria answered for Integra.

- I see ... You won't have to wait long. At least something pleases.

- Heh.

As Victoria said, in a minute here at ... Alucard was flying. Or rather, he planned from the sky. After that, the `` beating '' began. Alucard let himself be riddled. And Integra gave permission to completely remove the restriction. In general, I do not envy the fate of mass Nazis and priests. And they, exactly what extras, since there are no outstanding personalities among them. And after that, there was a massacre, rivers of blood and so on.

Alucard stopped the massacre, and we went down to him. And I saw ... MUSTACHES !!! Neozhida ...

[Obtained the quest "Plucker"

Goal:

Plucking the mustache of Count Dracula

Reward: 55,000 RP, 125 OH, 80,000 XP.

Refusal / Failure Penalty: None.

Accept / Reject]

Cooooollll !!!!!!!!! Of course I accept the quest! Yes, for such awards, I not only pluck hair from my head, but also from other parts of my body, NYA-HA-HA-HA-HA !!!!!! True, I will not do this on this Dracula, for now. Too dangerous. But when I'm strong up, and I can make guys like him in no time, why not?

In the meantime, I thought, Al managed to do something and now Seras is very happy, and exudes kawaii. The picture is of course a little spoiled by the smoking Integra against their background, but nothing. It is not visible from a certain angle. And I, took out a camera which with ... Borrowed from a dead family. Anyway, he is no longer well for them ... THAT I AM AN IDIOT! Why didn't I think to take away everything of value from the houses of the dead Londoners ?! .. Okay, first I'll wait for the end of the massacre, and then I can start stealing! MU-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA, YES I AM A GENIUS !!!!!!!!

- MU-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA !!!!!!

- Why broke out?

- Oh, nothing ... Hehe ... Hee-hee-hee ... HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA !!!!!!!

- Shut up please, - Asked Integra.

- Yes Yes. Hehe ...

- If you again start laughing worse than Alucard, I'll let you go for meat.

- I see! - And now I began to be afraid for the integrity of my carcass. Integra-well, can set Alucard on me!

And yet, I can say that despite all the general devastation, it is quite fun here. I know why, but I personally have fun. True, for some reason it seems to me that only me is fun, but nothing, I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Soon, Anderson came to the three of us, and Al left to fight him. And we went to finish off the remaining enemies. More precisely, I went alone, Integra just took refuge in a more or less safe place, and Victoria went to kill. And I, once again became convinced that I needed music, otherwise it's just enough to stagger wherever my eyes are ... Boring. Meetings with enemies are rare, and the battle lasts a maximum of several minutes, and then if I deliberately restrain myself so as not to tear these weaklings to pieces with one wave of my tail. Although, here I am exaggerating. The maximum that my tail can scratch like that, and that is not much. But with paws, you can turn the body into minced meat at a time, though you have to clean them for a long time, but this is fixable. You just need to put something on your hands. So, about the enemies. Obviously, these were the Nazis and the priests, AND OH HOW THE LORD HOW THEY FUCKED ME !!!!!! Already sitting in the livers! Seriously, is there anyone other than these two? Well, at least, ordinary people? Although, they will not do anything to me, but this is at least some kind, but variety.

After ten minutes of walking, I climbed onto the roof, otherwise I don't want to bathe in blood. Too long to wash. By the way. Where does the blood come from?

Several minutes passed and I realized what was happening. Alucard, during a fight with some guy, released a bunch of his blood and began to absorb the bodies of the dead in London, which is about three million people. So, he is not sickly enough to eat out now. The main thing is then not to get indigestion or another sore stomach, after all, who knows who lived in this London? Yes, and I do not like this body with a severed head in the form of a Nazi. Not only because it belongs to the kid, but also because he is a Nazi. Well, just ... But what if Alucard, after his absorption, starts throwing ridges, wearing the swastika sign and doing all kinds of Nazi crap? So, I took the body out of the blood. Now I myself am all covered in blood, but what cannot you do for the sake of the integrity of your life?

After that, a crash went through the ground. The blood has already been drawn back into Alucard and the streets of London are now clean! The truth is calling, but it's fixable. Plus, looting just got easier, so I don't fucking complain. As for the rumble, I don't know anything, and I'm not going to pry to find out. I will ask the knowledgeable.

Morning came, I really wanted to sleep, but the desire to get more did not allow me to sleep peacefully. And soon, they found me. The discoverer was Victoria, and she, having identified me, took me to the Hellsing estate, where I fell asleep.

No, well, who would have thought? It turns out that the kid whom I pulled out of the blood was the Cat Schrödinger, and he, following the order of Major Max Montanna, suicidal and allowed himself to be devoured by Alucard, so that he would simply disappear after receiving the boy's abilities. And I thwarted their plans, because I thought that Al could become a Nazi. It's funny, but the situation is dire.

Integra, gave me a full rest. And I rested as best I could, and not only. I tried to take a DNA sample from Seras, but she somehow smelled me and I couldn't. But today ... I did it! I do not know what to do with this sample yet, anyway, I will use Alucard's DNA to become vampires, but let it be. And by the way. About turning into a Vampire. It turns out that I have enough money to buy that thing for six and a half thousand, with which I am going to become a bloodsucker. I just forgot about the fifty percent discount. So the thing was bought.

It was called "Machine for the successful introduction of DNA into the body", abbreviated as MDUVDVO. A wise name ... Let it be "Bear".

Rename "Machine for the successful introduction of DNA into the body" - Teddy bear?

Well no

Oh, is that possible?

- Systems, tell me more about this.

[The new name will be entered everywhere. For example, now the "Machine for the successful introduction of DNA into the body" will be displayed for everyone as "Bear"]

- I agree!

"[Machine for the successful introduction of DNA into the body" has been successfully renamed to "Bear"]

- Hehe ...

So, now we need to figure out how it works. I think it's worth looking at the description first.

[Teddy bear - A device for introducing DNA into the body. The result is the receipt of ALL abilities, characteristics of the organism, and other useful things that are in the body and soul of the sample. However, all abilities will be undeveloped. The operation takes from a month to half a year.

It is recommended to use while in a cleared VP barrier so that operations cannot interfere.]

Clear. To begin with, it is worth going into this very VP barrier. Anyway, it was worth it for a long time. Otherwise, I completely forgot about this skill and did not use it at all. And since such an opportunity presented itself, it is imperative to use it!

Now, I was on the outskirts of ruined London. This is to make it harder to light me up, otherwise what kind of crap will happen.

[ - VP barrier.

Select the difficulty of the barrier:

Easy

Normal

Complex

Ultra-hard

Nightmare

HELL]

Of course, I chose the easy difficulty. Suddenly everything around became dim, and the sun and clouds stopped moving. The wind was no longer felt, as it simply was not there. I checked the situation, and realized that there are rats! And not simple, but huge, under one and a half meters in height. Fortunately, in comparison with the Nazi vampires, they are flies that are killed with a light poke in the forehead. He quickly killed everyone, and then a rat appeared in front of me already under four meters in height! But, and she was killed a minute later. Loot from the barrier was ... butcher knife and glasses. The most, simple, glasses. He left him lying in the inventory, after which he took out Mishka. And what can I say. It's a bed. More precisely, it looks like it is just a bed. But when I lay down on it, several manipulators with different instruments and a table came out with a note: "Put a DNA sample here." He put a sickly piece of Alucard's flesh there and began to wait. One manipulator injected me with something and I passed out.