Lost day in paradise

{chech other books}

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- Damn it ... We need to fix it, otherwise it will get worse.

So where are my tools? Maybe in a suitcase? A second later, the aforementioned object was taken out, and I climbed into it. I took out the tree, and the hammer and nails too. He climbed out and began to seal the hole in the case. How it appeared, I know hell, and I don't even want to think about it, but it's worth repairing it. It was not enough for me to lose the ship!

Having finished with the repairs, I went to the steering wheel and slightly corrected the direction. After that, I went out onto the deck and lay down more comfortably on the pillows.

Sounds of the sea, birdsong, sunny weather ... Oh, how good it is !!! I hope no one spoils this moment for me ...

BOOM !!! CRACKLING !!!

- AH YOU FUCKING FUCKING BITCHES THAT YOU ALL OVERKILL EACH OTHER, FUCKING FUCKERS !!!!!!!!! - I yelled at these pirates. And these were pirates. Because of telepathy, they began to kill themselves, - HA HA SO YOU NEED A FUCK !!!

And while they were killing each other, I fixed the deck, then waited until no one was left there and then stuffed their ship in a suitcase. Already there, cleared and plundered the ship. The voyage continued calmly.

Tomorrow, I got to the island. According to the weather, I can say that it is spring. Also, the island is almost completely covered with forest. After walking a little along the bay, in the west, that is, on the right, I saw the port. Moored and jumped to the ground.

- A cat? - They immediately paid attention to me.

- Yes, cat.

- Speaker ?! How is that ?!

- How, how, easy. Zoe -type devil fruit, model cat.

- Oh, well, everything?

- Yes. And now they've fallen behind, don't fucking look at me like that, or I'll beat you up.

Maybe go to the bar? Although, no. I have nothing to do there, I have already tried the local booze and it is ... Not very good. Although, I needed to learn something from them. So, since I have nothing to do on Jaya, I can immediately go to the Heavenly Island. No, I don't plan to bend everyone there, although if I can try, on that island, according to the canon, there are a lot of interesting things. One solid cloud is worth something! You can do so much with it, in different areas! For example ... Architecture.

And also, if I can repeat the principle by which Skypiea lies calmly on the clouds, I can make my own flying islands !!! It's incredibly cool !!!!!!!! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, we need to get out as soon as possible, otherwise they are already looking at me strangely. Just before that, I spent several hours combing the WHOLE island and only then finally sailed away. After that, the ship was stuffed into a suitcase and flew up. About twenty minutes later I was in the clouds. Only, these very clouds felt somehow ... Strange. It was as if I was in the water, although when I passed through the clouds below there was a feeling of being in a cold steam. Yes, and I could very well move in this cloudy water, which could mean only one thing. I got there!

There was a huge thing on the horizon that looked like ... a gate? Well, in front it looked like a multi-pointed star, but the gate itself was not there. Just a semi-circular hole. Deciding not to attract attention, he just flew over the gate and quickly noticed the shore. Now there was a question. In front of the locals to appear like a man or a cat? .. And although, why should I show myself at all. I'll just take what I want and leave. I have nothing to do here if I think about it.

Eh ... Hmm ... Boredom! Fucking One Pie, only a couple of weeks here, and already pissed me off! How is that?! Okay ... System, tell me, can I save the world to continue from the same place?

[Yes, you can. Pay 500 RP. However, I advise you to know that the passage of time will not stop.]

I see ... And if you think about it? .. In short, I will not save this world. In the meantime, I'll get everything useful from this Skypiea and I'll stick myself first to the world of registration, and then to the new world.

What can I say ... There were no shops typical for this world. In general, I just stole everything and immediately went to my place.

I quickly checked everything I could, unloaded and went to choose. So ... The list is long, what should you choose? I think I need benefit and strength! Plus, it's a little unsafe even here. I looked at the Hellsing, and it turns out that now Alucard and Seras are actively studying magic, and soon they will be able to throw off my spell. Speaking of magic, normally it turns out badly so far. It takes practice. Hmm ... Or maybe stay here until I can master magic at the same level? Yes, perhaps I will!

First you need a polygon! That's just, I didn't expect that I would have to train at all, because he is not there. Okay, let's do it! The skills of rune magic I can easily use. There you only need to draw symbols in combination with certain emotions or intentions. And after, the runes are saturated with mana, and this is how rune magic is obtained. By the way, you need to draw with blood, preferably your own and full of magic under refusal, so that it would glow. True, so far I have never succeeded, but I will not stop in the development of this magic, so someday I will achieve! Hehe.

The polygon was ready. I didn't really think about the appearance of this place, and I don't need to. There is no light either, I can see in any darkness as during the day. In addition, everything is enchanted with all possible enchantments, except for increasing the space, since during training it can suffer and then kaput will come to me, because this place is completely made by my hands! Unless, using a little magic in order to destroy pieces of stone stronger. It is a rectangular space, twenty meters high and fifteen meters wide. In length, all fifty meters. Everything is made of smooth stone. There is a room next to the entrance where all sorts of things are stored for a better training. Now, you can practice.

Almost a year has passed, and I barely barely mastered magic at the same level. Also, during this period, a battle with Alucard took place, where he, on the psychics, literally turned me into minced meat, but I was able to dump.

In addition to mastering magic, this year gave me a slight increase in all characteristics, except luck, such an infection, pumping does not lend itself at all! I didn't get any new skills. And I ... I didn't want to go to the new world. And so he returned to One Piece, where he quickly reached the place and finished his first stay in this world. Jaya. From here, the adventure continued as expected.

As far as I was able to find out, the local Straw Hats are still in Loguetown. But for me, it doesn't matter.

Sea. In general, the ocean, but I like the word sea more so the sea. Sea. Such ... Yes, hell, why did I start this hurdy-gurdy, which I don't even know how to finish! Damn ... I told you that I need to see a psychologist? It seems that I have it written down somewhere?

- Fyu, fyu, fyu-fyu-fyu ... - I whistled a seizing tune. Only, the structure of the muzzle slightly interferes with doing this, but it does not interfere with me, - Oh, the island! Heh, for some ... a week? A week?

[Nope, according to the rules of grammar it should be "Some weeks"]

- Oh system! It's been a long time since we spoke!

[Fuck you]

- Eh, why ?!

[Because! And in general, fuck you !!!]

- What ?! What's going on with you?!

[I TOLD YOU FUCK FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

- Periods? PMS? Or just female logic and intuition? Who knows these women! Okay, you know what, sistemushka. FUCK !!!

[And why is that?! Are you a sexist ?! Chauvinist?!]

- Hey, you yourself insulted me just a few seconds ago, so why can't I insult you ?!

[When did I insult you?]

- Jeez ... It's useless to talk to you.

Conversation with her brought me and I went to get drunk. As a result, it swelled, and this is exactly how it was. And by the way, this state of drunkenness somehow stood for several whole days. And ... I got a reward.

[*Photo*

DEAD OR ALIVE

170,000,000 B.

Alastor Ol'Hair]

Bitches ... Wrong name. By the way, they gave me a newspaper! I'll just find out what I've done ...

- Pfoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The inmates got a little scared and moved away. Where are the mates from? So I ended up in Impeldown. Fuck knows at what level, but please. Well, then we have to get out. Why did they imprison? .. Yes, so, beat to death some fat chela in a spacesuit with the title Tenrjubito, Heavenly dragon, if in our opinion. It seemed to me that this fatty nickname was out of place at all, and to whom he behaved like scum, so he killed the fuck. And after that, a large patrol came and tried to bang me, but who would give them ?! In general, I fought them off somehow, but while I was flying I came across this prison. And ... They caught me and put me here. They didn't execute me yet because the parents of that fatty wanted me to suffer all my life. And they suit me. Every half hour I have a torture schedule, the rest of the time I rest so as not to die during the next.

By the way ... And how did I get to Impel Down, would I have to swim a lot to it?

When you save your life, you can develop great speed (Well, I didn't want to be fired because I helped a little, but that's a secret)

- I see.

So ... Now what? Hmm, according to canon, there should be a rogue in Marineford regarding the execution of Ace, named Luffy's brother, between Yonko Whitebeard and the Marines. And, the Straw Hats got there, too, just before walking around Impeldown. Great, you don't even have to think about getting out! You just have to wait for the straw to appear, and that's it.

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It took ... a lot of time. I live in peace, the inmates are already accustomed to being a cat. Even though he is a speaker. And super-tenacious.

By the way, thanks to the torture, my stamina, willpower, charisma and aura have grown a lot! Well, how much, thirty-odd units. Although, the rest of the characteristics did not stand aside.

Today, it was planned to be an ordinary day. That's just, my executioner somehow goes too long. Already two hours away. Suddenly, explosions were heard.

- Hmph! - This is my chance! It remains only to wait for a few minutes. Maybe even less.

Soon, several people came down here. Luffy and someone else. And he, realizing that Ace was not here, wanted to leave, but two were born. Crocodile, and fish-man Jibei. A broad, muscular man with no neck, blue skin, wearing a yellow kimono with an orange haori on top. Two huge fangs protrude from the lower jaw. His black hair is covered in gray. On the left eye there is a scar in the form of a lightning bolt.

I calmly walked towards them, and the group did not even notice me. After that, along with a bunch of other prisoners, we destroyed at least half of the entire Impeldown, after which we hijacked a Marine ship and sailed to Marineford.

While we were sailing, I decided to come up with a plan of action. However, a HUGE wave did not give us a normal thought, but Jimbei managed to make it so that now we are sailing on it. However, suddenly the wave turned to ice. Luffy offered to break the ice, and when I heard about it, I immediately jumped off and together with Crocodile smashed the ice. The fall in Marineford turned out to be very pretentious and epic. Also, I wanted to take part in the war specifically in this way, and for this it is worth at least turning into a human being.

All my fellow travelers, except for Crocodile and Jimbei, were surprised at my transformation, they had seen it before. So, the battle.

The island was covered in ice. However, there was no ice in the place where the ship fell, so everyone remained intact. I immediately tried to fly to the block where Ace was. I was finally able to see him ... A black-haired guy of about twenty in some shorts. Red beads hang around the neck. Quite muscular and drenched in sweat.

However, the sentinels did not let me fly to him. Those, apparently jumping out of the air, got to me and blocked the way. There were two of them, and both with swords.

He covered himself from the blades with his hands, then turned upside down and kicked them in the face. They began to fall, but quickly grouped themselves together and continued to swing their sabers. I didn't have any wounds yet, so I didn't worry. But when I tried to hit them, I felt I hit not meat, but metal. Then, he grabbed one by the scruff of the neck, pulled him towards himself, and turning his right hand into a kind of spear, pierced the guard of the sentinel and immediately began to absorb that.

- Ho-ho ... Interesting, - This individual owned Rokushiki - A set of six techniques - Soru, geppo, tekkai, rankyaku, shigan and kami-e. To apply, you need special training and excellent control of your body. And since I control the body very well and besides, I have enough strength, I can use them.

Soru - Fast movement technique.

Geppo - A technique that allows you to push off the air, thereby staying on top for much longer.

Tekkai - Technique that strengthens the body to the strength of steel.

Shigan - A technique that allows you to pierce with your finger at high speed.

Kami-e - A technique that allows you to make the body plastic like paper.

Rankyaku - A technique that allows you to launch a compressed jet of air that can be cut.

So. Kami-e and tekkai are useless. I can easily become even more plastic than paper, and strength ... Well, you can become covered with scales. And the rest of the techniques ... I think they will be useful. Especially Soru, in speed I am not very much as I use magic and power more.

He scored on another sentinel and flew on, only before that he took the dead man's saber, it might come in handy. And it came in handy! Several more enemies jumped on me again, but stronger and they threw me into the ice. With them, the campaign will have to fight seriously.

One of them, a man in white robes and yellow hair, got to me first. Swung his sword. I hit, before gravitating my fist and filling it with mana to the maximum. The guy was decently pushed away, and I looked at the others that were still in the air.

- Shi, but kage! A beam of mana charged with darkness shot from my finger. Yes, the same technique was used on that giant catfish at Little Garden. Only now I gave it a name. Anyway, I also gave a name to some of the techniques. For pathos, of course!

It was not possible to get in, everyone dodged, but they had to decently retreat in order not to fall under the attack. So, I ran forward. My next enemy was ... Some ... Zombie? Huge, about six meters, with purple hair and pale skin, dressed in a gothic costume.

- Give me your shadow!

- Yes, for nothing in life! - After, this person, although I doubt it, summoned zombies ... The most ordinary zombies. Although, it was only in appearance, but in reality they were more dangerous than it seemed, - Hmm ... Let's compete with who has a better army!

- What?

My body began to change. A lot of my blood poured around, so much so that physically I cannot fit so much! A bloody puddle formed, spreading over a vast territory, but not the entire island. From there, the body of the enemies I had absorbed began to pop out. And apparently, my opponent understood why I offered to compete in the army.

By the way, I think it's worth telling a little how I did it. The souls of the creatures absorbed by me do not go somewhere, but simply remain in me. I can just release them, as was done with the soul of Potter, or leave and use as a doll and save. As long as at least one soul remains in me, I can be resurrected after death.

- HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA !!!!!!! And that's all you can, you pathetic necromancer ?!

At that moment, light pierced my heart. A thin ray, but the pain was great. Fortunately, I'm used to tolerating her in silence. I looked in the direction where he came from. There were three men. And looking at them, it immediately became clear who did it. A man in a yellow striped suit over which a sentinel cloak is simply draped over. So, this pale in the background, now this light is more important. I am at odds with his element, and it does me more damage, which is good. We must attack first!

- Shi, but kage! - A ray of darkness in an instant reached the light and deprived that shoulder, but it quickly became the same. Regenerates ... Fruit Logia. Here you will need the will, sorry I don't have it ... Exactly, you can absorb, for example, the Vice-Admiral, and I can quickly get used to it. Only, first you have to find one. What was not difficult, on the battlefield they stood out a lot.

I got to the nearest one as quickly as possible and attacked. With the first attack, he tore off his head and swallowed it. So ... But with the will will be more difficult. It will take me not a couple of seconds, as in the cases of Rokushiki, but at least eight minutes - for sure. But I think I will succeed. This Vice-Admiral, although he was three to four times weaker than me, but he strengthened me enough. In general, it remains only to run.

However, the light does not sleep and it attacks without letting escape. Because of his element, he literally moved at the speed of light, however ... To do this, he had to completely become light, which took him a few seconds, during which I managed to get away pretty well. He had to repeat this over and over again as the long transformation was unpleasant. Also, I removed my soldiers so they would not get in the way.

Because of this, I had to run not eight or ten minutes, but all twenty! But it brought the result. I could touch him. Bye, everything. The force of armament has not yet given an increase in force, it is too weak so far. But, this was enough for me to damage him. Even though it was only a scratch on the side, it was already something.

Interesting ... What will happen if you do it like this? ..

- Shi, but kage! - As I learned, the name of the candlestick is Kizaru. So, the beam hit Kizaru's shoulder and blood poured from there, - It worked, - As it is obvious, I added the will of weapons to the mana and it could wound him. And since darkness is the opposite of light, the damage was more than it should have been. Now, he has no shoulder, - Well, how will you lose your shoulder, old man? - At the same time, I was charging another of the same beam. I should have enough strength for three more of the same, if you do not take into account this volley. This time I also got hit because he has not yet moved away from the fact that he was deprived of his shoulder.

My perception stung. I jumped back, thereby sending a volley into nothing, but an ice halberd hit the spot where I stood before. It looks sharp, hit me and I would have lost at least my head. Whoever did this was quickly identified. He himself came down here. This time, from the memory of the vice admiral, I learned that his name was Kuzan, the nickname Aokiji. A man in two meters, with a tan and afro. Dressed in a white vest with buttons and a blue shirt underneath. White trousers, and like the rest of the admirals, a sentinel's cloak thrown over it.

I didn't wait and immediately hit as hard as possible. Aokiji made a hole in his body and the blow went right through, then sharp thorns came out of my hand that should have pierced his heart, but he reacted faster and made holes there as well. Damn logies, I hate them already.

Realizing that it was too early for me to compete with him, I jumped back and flew to the edge of Marineford. And this in just a few seconds. However, I left out one thing. Where I was, there was just water. Aokiji has already melted his ice. And they apparently decided that this was the end, since I fell. However, I decided to wait for now and watch the battle from the sidelines. And also to understand the will.

Will has three types. Royal, will of arms and will of observation. First, you can knock out those who are weaker in spirit. Second, you can strengthen yourself and your weapons, also thanks to you can fight with fruit. And the third, as the name suggests, allows you to observe. For emotions, the future, the environment ... In general, any sensor will want such an ability. Of these, I can only use the last two, and then at a stretch.

By the way ... My desire to get a means for listening to music has come true. So far, these are just wired headphones and a telephone, of course, waterproof and under clothes, so as not to interfere, but already something. And so, now I'm listening to perky rock. Although, if we are talking about my musical preferences, then I am a music lover ...

In general, thoughts about music were so long that the battle was almost over! Oh shit, we need to save Ace from Sakazuki!

And, as expected, I didn't have time. Ace is dead. It's okay for me, but ... I wanted to somehow influence such a global event, but it didn't work out. Well, okay, I still have two years before the next anime plot begins. And what should I do? .. Perhaps I'll go to the New World. The battle with Kizaru proved that I now have enough strength to settle down there calmly ... I hope.

A few days' journey, and I am in the Sabaody Archipelago. After that, some more time I spent to get to know better about everyone. Now, the question has arisen. To go to the New World through the upward, that is, through Marie Geoa, or through the bottom, the fish-man island? Perhaps ... Through up.

- High, - Red line ... I will climb the campaign for a long time, - One, two ... THREE !!! - I relieved myself, jumped using heppo, which in my true form was a little difficult to use, and additionally accelerated by gravity. The speed turned out to be very decent.

Soon I was at the top. There, in the distance, the palace and the forests surrounding it could be seen. However, I don't have time to look at the beauty, so having increased the height, I flew forward. Descending was easier. I just canceled the flight and just fell, and when I was close to the water I slowed down the fall as soon as I could. As a result, I got off with only a tear off of a small piece of flesh. It's good that I didn't hurt myself on the water! Having recovered, he took the ship out of his suitcase and calmly sailed further along the Log Pos. Hmm ... So what's next?