Rants of the devil

First, let me start by telling you something about myself. I am not a writer, and I am just here to feed some of the crazy theories I have come up with. You ever met those guys that feed you with conspiracy theories, and you are like, "oh, that some bullshit." well, I am going to feed you some bullshit too because it better that way for your own safety, the less you know of this world we live in, the better of you are.

My name, "call me Robert D. Petterson," just lying. I will teach you something, never tell anyone your real name unless they are your relative; even then, I still won't trust them. You don't know when they might use it against you. Rule number one give new faces your fake name, "nice to meet you; please call Rafael."

"Hey, Raf!Raf!! Wake up; I stood there without responding to the call from a colleague of mine. I'm on post again, and it's rainy and cold, I thought to myself. Big joe walked up to me in swagger dude doesn't care for the world; for some reason, he is always optimistic."Hey bro, You are sleeping while standing again."Well, it is part of the job, a survival technique; you are ready all the time and resting at the same time."

He looked at me with a smile on his face, "when you get caught sleeping, your beautiful explanation will land you some higher-ranking officer blasting your ass." I didn't even respond to him went back to my vivid imaginations.

Some of you don't know what I was talking about there for a minute; for those that know, yes, I was once in the military, and we know how things work out there. Whatever happens in vegas stays in vegas. Well, let me not bore you because I am about to talk about something Grand a bigger picture; those motherf***** alien, the war in the middle east, the politicians, the ancients family, it goes on and on.

I will repeat this leave my book now or risk it all. You either become crazy or be ready to have anxiety over everything the world has to over. They are watching us all; THERE IS TRUTH IN EVERY MYTH; YOU HAVE TO FIND IT.