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One hundred years after superpowers have become commonplace, generations have seemingly adopted and lived in a chaotic superhuman society run by heroes and villains. In said society, countless heroes strive to climb to rise to old legends, but this isn't their story. Instead, we are here to shine a light on the literal worst of the worst, a team of criminals, outcasts, and misfits that struggle to survive in this mad world. After all, when you're already at the bottom, it makes sense to focus only on The Cons.

The Cons

Oh, is it my turn? Great, I've been meaning to test out some jokes; let me get to page 676, article one of my dia- wait, what's that, no jokes? Then why the hell else am I here besides literally having a gun to my head? Fine, I guess I'll give these people the sticky secrets of my abilities. Wait, why are you facepalming?


Anyway, the Kayndee family has always been the masters of chemical secretion superpowers. For my body, in particular, my sweat glands are a lot more active than the average human, meaning that in general, I sweat more than most people (Gross, I know, but I swear half my budget is deodorant).


In fact, despite this onset of sweat, most of it can be stored up in my glands with no issue until I consciously choose to "turn the valve," so to speak. Once I do, the latent chemical reactants in my sweat expand and shoot outwards from any point in my body, transforming into an adhesive-like substance that I'm more than happy to sell for 12 creds an hour!


Once latched on, my gum pretty much hardens when fully oxidized with the air after half a minute and vanishes like a one-night stand in an hour. A good shot from me can be stickier than a mother trucker and as hard as plaster to concrete. I can even control the output for some propulsion-based flight, some cute ropes, and other neat designs o9ie s little bow tie to freshen up your day.


But it isn't all about leaving a sticky substance on a person's face after a rough night. Unfortunately, if I overuse my ability, I can quickly be the one on the receiving end of the power, getting stuck on almost anything I get in contact with, so I have to plan out some of my attacks.


Also, if I overuse my ability, I can quickly suffer from dehydration and need a little pick me up. If I misuse my propulsion, I can soon get my body in a world of hurt. Finally, since my power is sweat based it means that I thrive in summer wear rather than the hellish winter we are in now. If I were to give my stats, I'd put it like this.


Chance at being a great comedian:0.0000001/10


Wait, who the hell put that last stat in there? I didn't know we could even put that. If so, I want a recount, damn it! I don't care that you have a gun to my head. I want to speak to you freaking manager because clearly, they don't have a funny bone in their body?! What do you mean I have to explain my stats? It's freaking obvious!


My best shots can send people flying; with propulsion, I'm a little fast and stamina wise I can't fight long fights due to my power. I've got some good aim, but I'm not on Frag and Port's level with, say, a sniper. Now let me see your manager goddamn it, I've got some jokes to spit!


Power Profile: Gum