Spamming Rewards

"Ah, today was a big power boost for me!" Astrid said as he laid in his bed, he got to level 20, was almost near 2000 SP, and got 1 divine and 1 godly item, if he told this to anyone, they would slap him off a building and shit on his corpse when it fell down.

[Flip the page first! I want to see whats inside!]

"If you want to look at hentai, you got one full body pillow right here!" Astrid said as he posed in the room.

[Flip it...]

"Fine..." Astrid said as he bought the item out and opened the book to the first page.

Soon, silver light filled the room…and a short while later, Astrid was holding onto a glass tube filled with green liquid and the book fell to the floor.

[AHAHAGHHA! YOU DROPPED THE HENTAI DIARY! A GODLY ITEM! YOU SHOULD DIE!]

"Its ok! If its so godly its should be able to survive such a short fall." Astrid said as he went to pick up the book, the cum stains on the book dropped to the floor coating it in a creamy mess.

"Ugh disgusting." Astrid said as he looked to the item he held in his hand, it was glass filled with a pink glowing concoction.

[Agility Potion(Consumable, Rare) x1 - More thrusts per minute means more pleasure. Drink this to permanently increase your agility a bit. Brewed by the Pervy Sage]

While Astrid was all for more thrusts per minute, he couldn't help but release a slight frown when he saw it was an agility potion, because agility wouldn't help him much against mobs that were tanky like the Void Toad. The fact was that when grappling on the ground or even standing, speed was one of the lesser factors, since you were too close together. That's why strength and then endurance were the most important things. However, a boost was a boost.

Even though it wouldn't be much help, it was still something, and Astrid would take any help he can get. At least be can get to periods a little faster.

[A permanent increase in stats... A PERMANENT INCREASE IN STATS! THIS IS WORTH SO MUCH!]

"Let take it!" Astrid said as he gulped it down...

***

A half-hour later…

Astrid was standing in his room, covered in sweat. After consuming the potion, he'd received unusual baptizing of pain and punishment. It was like being roasted like a turkey and then put in the freezer, only to be melted into boiling water that is fed to a turkey, the cycle repeats. After recovering, he checked his stats.

[Speed: 27 - FaSt As FUcK Boiii]

[Agility Boost: 20%]

"20% isn't much, but if its stacked, it will be a good bonus." Astrid said as he went to pick up the book again, the leftovers this time made the floor drenched in cum.

[How do you know it can be stacked?]

"It didn't say it can't!" Astrid said as he ran out of his room to test the potions effects.

The effects of the agility potion were as expected. He did some shadow boxing and felt like his hands had gotten faster. He'd also gone outside for a quick run near the park and could tell his sprinting speed had improved. It was an all-around speed-boost. Although it was more difficult to quantify than with endurance or strength, he felt it was also around a 20 percent increase, Astrid hoped he could get other potions that had the same effect, but for other stats.

In terms of sheer physical capability, Astrid's body was a big joke. Yet, that was only relative to his size. If he was to exercise everyday and apply his stats to every stat, he could become a beast within a month! But right now, he couldn't compete with the Danimalis mascot …

So after receiving the agility boost that also wasn't much help, the only thing Astrid could do for now, was a read the page that of the Hentai Diary.

"Ok! Let's open it!" Astrid said as he used his cum-covered hands to open the book, the words shined a brilliant white light that illuminated the room and soon enough, he was sucked into the book.

Astrid teleported into a endless white plane, stretching as far as the eye could see.

"Welcome!" a stinking voice said behind him.

Astrid turned around to see a fat, old, stinky-as-fuck, sage behind him.

"I am the Pervy God, and the person who has wrote this diary!" the old man said standing in a strange pose.

"H-Hello?" Astrid said, not knowing how to respond in this awkward situation.

"Hi! You are the wielder of this diary! This will bring you untold powers that hold no limits... once you finish the diary..." the old sage said while playing with his fingers.

"How long is this diary?" Astrid asked in a worried tone.

"...I don't know."

"HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!"Astrid said, being enraged, if he could not get this power, then what was the point of owning a cum-covered book.

"I was too busy writing my fantasies out, anyway, you will get the rewards in the end and that's all that matters!" he said.

"Well, that's all I have to say! See you later!" the old man said dissipating into particles.

"WAIT, at least explain the features of the book!" Astrid called out to the man.

"You will see them in the introductory page, I just came to see my new successor, the one who will be able to win the war of the 7." the old man said with a smile as he dissipated into nothing.

[You have gained information about the "War of the 7", +10 intelligence]

"Huh?" Astrid said as he was suddenly teleported to his room.

"Ok! I'm coming in!" a voice said, then the door suddenly opened, it was Vault.

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"HOLY FU..."