Clobbering Time

There were four pricks with swords and one gorgeous woman in red facing me. Her beautiful face was marred by her scowl and my opinion of her was already skewed by her nasty mouth.

The pricks snarled like they had actual balls to back up their bravado. My qi sight showed them wanting. I moved one foot back and put my hand on the ground like I was about to enter a running race. My antler head was bowed towards them – I must have looked like a bull about to charge. Which was about fucking right.

The adjudicator brought down the red flag. In the time it took to move from his head to his hip, I did quite a lot. 

I engaged my qi body techniques throughout my entire body - Speed, strength, and agility. I pushed off my front leg and with ten steps I crossed the distance between us. My antlers were facing forward as I ran with my head down, and I rammed the prick with the smirkiest smirk. 

I was fucking mad.