Loophole for "One Wish"/Good Multiversal Starter set?

So Idea started as a "ONLY One Wish" thing and got to thinking well. What if you had written down something well before hand like in an old journal or even an old Word Document or something similar. And then just Wished for what was in that?

Wouldn't that technically BE One Wish? Well yes BUT the ROB/Etc would probably be pissed off and just wipe you out after. So got me thinking HOW Would/Could I do it? And so this is what I came up with so if someone want to take it and run with it just leave a comment for where to read about it lol 😆.

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To have my body painlessly made into the fully healed and restored body of [Insert Named Character Here] (Zack Fair from the end of Final Fantasy VII Remake part: 1 for me) with all other Will's or influences removed, while also having changes made due to personal preferences. (Silver-Blue Eye Color, Body De-aged to roughly 17-18 years old, etc for me)

To have an internal Personal Demi-Plane-Pocket-Dimension that takes the shape of a 15 square miles moderate temperate climate semi-forested island surrounded 10 square miles of water, this becomes part of my soul while having Fiat-Backed protections from and against everything, everyone, while also being hidden, undetectable, and untraceable. And can only be entered by those I give express permission this automatically includes myself without any tricks, Mindfuckery, or other exceptions with myself being able to remove and rescind this permission at will this can not be done by tricks or other Mindfuckery of or against myself. Entering does and will also remove and otherwise cure all types of Mindfuckery automatically. Entering location maybe changed and set once inside, while Exiting location will always be at whatever spot and place the subject was at before Entering.

To have the Porn Physics, Casanova, Rank 1 of Inheritance, Rank 2 of Inheritance, Rank 1 of Bonding, Rank 2 of Bonding, Rank 3 of Bonding, Harem, Youth, and Toggle Fertility. From the Headstart CYOA.

To have the Ability: [Aurora Fantasia], Ability: [Mantle of Chiron], and Passive: [Cornucopic Body] from the Isekai Genie Gallery CYOA

To have the Armour: Orichalcum Armour, Trinket: The Comfiest Bedding, and Accessory: Pendant of Passion. From the Isekai Genie Gallery 2 CYOA

To have Documentation, and Rank 2 of Attunement. From the META CYOA Planar Travel Agency.

To have the Spirit: Bronze. Stones: Drakestone, Phoenix Heart, Evanescent, Hoardstone, Forgestone. Threads: Leap, Fray, Dispersion. From the Sockets CYOA (by Tin?).

To have the Ability to Travel to other Worlds including those from Fiction similar to Exit Stage Left with the upgrades We Will Meet Again and Pursued by Bear. From The Waifu Catalog by SwiftRosenthal. While being fully charged and ready for use, and completely untraceable in anyway

Lastly all non-items listed above in this document become permanently part of myself, with all listed above including items being fiat-back to have no outside control or other influences but still able to function as intended and all non-items using internal power as a source. Immediately after gaining all listed above in this document both myself and all items safely entering inside Personal Demi-Plane-Pocket-Dimension without being stopped, harmed, injured, suppressed, changed, slowed, canceled, sealed, reduced, taken, modified, negated, removed, locked, lessened, redirected, tracked, marked, or otherwise interfered with in anyway.

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These would give a relatively NOT Broken AF/OP Start while giving a good range of options/stuff. And the end part is the needed to have any chance of it maybe working without Dieing after. And making sure nothing just stops working/functioning either. All while also checking some lewd boxes too lol 😆.