Time Warp 17

This is really freaky." Her future counterpart noted as she sat down across from her, nursing a cup of coffee in a white mug.

"Right there with you," Bulma agreed, nodding, "Honestly, I so was not expecting to get thrown through time just six hours go."

"I mean I've known it was possible for a while, I've almost completed my Time Machine at this point," Future Bulma shrugged, taking a sip of her coffee, "But knowing it objectively and meeting myself from the past are two different things."

"Well, at the very least me getting dragged here has given me a newfound appreciation for Kakarot," Bulma hummed, "Honestly, this timeline sucks. Bulla's an interesting girl for sure, but I'm so glad Kakarot ended up being brought to life."

"Yeah, lucky you," Future Bulma rolled her eyes, "You robbed the cradle for a literal few month old clone of Goku who can see the future, is way smarter than Goku and who is apparently already strong enough to smack around the androids before Vegeta ever even showed up for you."

"Hey, he still has all the memories of living up to fifteen, and that's the age we were when we set out looking for the perfect boyfriend," Bulma pointed out, then clicked a few buttons on her scouter, scrolled through the photograph folder she had and a moment later, a hologram of Kakarot nude, "Besides, look at him, he's practically sex on legs."

Future Bulma's eyes went to the familiar, yet unfamiliar boy. She'd never seen Goku during his growth spurt after all. Her eyes lingered on his barrel like chest and absurdly defined torso muscles, "..He's still a bit small," she noted before her eyes were drawn down to between his legs and the heavy length hanging deeply between his thighs and she bit her lip, "Though that's definitely not small at all."

"You should see it when it's hard, or when he's using that beefy form of his, I can barely get my lips around it's so big and thick," Bulma replied smugly, "And besides, he went through another growth spurt while we were here thanks to some weird power up thing he did, he grew like three inches, he's nearly as tall as us now. If he grows even the same amount Goku did when he goes through his growth spurt, he's easily gonna clear six five."

Future Bulma cupped her chin as she eyed the image of Kakarot, "You think he's interested in trading up?" she teasingly asked, "I've got a certain more mature appeal to me and teenagers never change, they all love a milf."

"You wish." Bulma snorted

Oh, Future Bulma really did. She hadn't been with a man in years, and never been with one in her life who apparently adored her as much as Kakarot did this younger version of her. Apparently to the point where he'd given her more power than Gohan had last she seen him outside of his Super Saiyan form and regeneration on freaking top of that to make sure she never truly got hurt.

The two main flames of her life were Yamcha, and Vegeta, with a string of one night stands here and there. One hadn't given her what she wanted, even when she let him sleep with other women while the other got her pregnant and fucked off. She hadn't even seen him since the day Bulla was born. He fucked off after that to train and only came back to die uselessly against the androids.

She loved her daughter more than life itself, but she really should have went for Goku when she had the chance. Hell, Krillin was a superior choice to Yamcha and Vegeta. Honestly, she'd rather give Roshi the night of his life than get back together with Yamcha or Vegeta. Fucking pricks, she gave them all they could have ever needed and they screwed her over in the end.

So yes. Teenage stud Kakarot? Who provided for her younger self and gave her more than anyone else had beyond her parents? Sign her the fuck up.

Too bad she never went through with that initial idea she had as a kid to train Goku into perfect boyfriend material, she might have gotten the partner she always wanted if Kakarot was anything to go by. And heck, if she was invested in a boyfriend who trained like him, she probably would have came to the gravity chamber idea a lot earlier and the world would probably have never turned out this bad.

"Quite a bit yes." she admitted to well...herself.

Her younger self sighed and leaned back into her chair, "...Honestly, he's probably gonna hit on you regardless, not to brag...actually, yes I'm bragging, he's got a real big soft spot for me," Bulma smugly replied, "And you are me. No doubt he's gonna give you a bunch of those fruit from the Tree of Might, just one of them will add a good five hundred years to your life span, bring you back to your prime age and apparently give you just a bit more power than this Vegeta guy apparently had when he arrived on Earth here."

Yes see, that was what she was talking about. He was going out of his way to feed her younger self stuff like that and making sure she was strong enough to protect herself without having to waste her life training like a meathead, while also making sure she lived as long as she wanted and getting to keep your youthful looks.

See, that was the kind of partner that deserved to have her let him fuck other girls and not Yamcha.

"...I won't really mind if you fuck him," her younger self broke her from her thoughts with a sigh, "He deserves it way more than Yamcha ever did, a million times over. But, I've got first dibs, I've not had the chance to have full on sex with him yet." Huh, they really were the same person, weren't they? They were totally on the same wavelength.

Her lips curved up into an eager smile, "Really?" Future Bulma purred, "Well, a bit slow on your part, but I'll definitely be taking you up on that."

"Gimme a break you old slut," Bulma huffed and crossed her arms, "I'd only broken up with Yamcha a week when we started on the journey towards Namek, I was horny as fuck with him around me so much and looking like he was carved from marble, but I didn't want to just jump right back into full on sex after Yamcha."

"Fair enough I guess," Future Bulma laughed, "But..I'm at the point where I'll happily take a ride on him if he wants. Don't blame me if he takes a liking to the more mature, curvy Bulma." she winked teasingly at her younger self.

"Oh...I think you'll be in a for a big surprise." Bulma smirked right back at her future counterpart. After all, she was willing to bet her older self had never taken anything the size of Kakarot, nor a lover so demanding and untiring.

With his regeneration and infinite ki generator, Kakarot only stopped if he wanted to. Otherwise, he could go for as long as he desired.

Which reminded her. When they had some alone time, she should get around to wearing that little bunny suit for him that he loved so much, she hadn't gotten the chance to yet and he definitely deserved it.