"Hello?"
I came slowly back to consciousness with a groan, my head splitting. And for a moment, I wondered what the hell I'd done this time.
"Excuse me?"
Ah, wait, that was right. After getting out of that damn crack in time and dealing with that stupid, sexy demon bitch, I'd had to change my clothes, and burn the old ones. Thank fuck for the most powerful ability I had, the legendary clothes beam.
The old ones were absolutely rancid, y'know, being coated and absolutely soaked through with my gore.
Once that was done and I made sure I didn't stink like the the voided bowels of a recently dead corpse, I got back to business.
Really, it wasn't as simple as I made it sound. With pure ki sensing, it would have been impossible. The only reason I could even find the one I wanted, was because of the fact I now had a sliver of god ki residing within me, and then I spread my ki sense to the farthest reaches of the universe with the far sight technique, something usually only a special privilege given to gods and then enhanced even further with the Yardrat's spirit control.
Then when I locked on to my target, I wasted no more time, not letting anybody else get the chance to get the jump on me before I could fix my issues and used Instant Transmission.
…Only, it felt like I'd slammed into an unmovable, absurdly sturdy wall and pain had assaulted my mind, and I blacked out.
"Yooohoooo~!"
Ugh, honestly, who even was that? The voice was absurdly pleasant, soft and feminine, yet at the same time, a pleasant male timber echoed within. It was an incredibly soothing voice truth be told.
I opened my eyes and found myself staring up at a tall, slender male dressed in purple robes, a beautiful, almost feminine face with glistening light blue skin and immaculate ivory hair.
"Oh, finally awake are we?" Whis smiled pleasantly down at me, "You made quite the ruckus appearing here the way you did, caught me by surprise even. You're quite lucky you didn't wake up my lord, he would have been quite testy."
"Sorry, Lord Whis," I pushed myself to my feet with a wince and bowed my head, "I didn't mean to cause you any trouble." there wasn't really any point in my usual gung ho attitude here, it would be mere bluster in front of one as powerful as Whis.
"No need to be so polite, you may call me Whis," the angel hummed, eyeing me with interest, "And it is no bother, frankly, I'm actually quite impressed you actually pierced through the barrier hiding this planet, though it seems not without issue, here let me deal with that." he lifted the staff he was holding in his hand and gently touched it to my forehead.
A soft warmth spread throughout my body, and the pain disappeared entirely, "Now, who might you be I wonder?" he asked before I could thank him, "A lesser god from the looks of it, though a recent one from the feel I'm getting. But my, you are quite powerful aren't you?"
His eyes flickered to my hand, specifically the time ring on one of my fingers, "And you have access to such interesting toys." he chuckled lightly.
Huh. Y'know, I honestly kind of expecting him to have sensed my power before now. I haven't exactly been the most careful at keeping it concealed after all.
"Can't you like see the entire universe in your staff?" I asked on instinct.
"Indeed, but that's so boring, and I've got so little ways of keeping myself occupied when my lord sleeps for extended periods of time like he is now," Whis shrugged, shaking his head in dismay, "I think it'll be more interesting to learn as I go for now instead of just instantly getting everything on the situation, don't you think so?"
I mean…when he put it like that, I actually feel a bit sorry for him. Such mind numbing boredom, I never wanted to experience it. Hell, that was the reason why I didn't just like, go spend all my time in the hyperbolic time chamber and shit.
As tedious as everything I'm going through right now is…it at the very least isn't boring.
"Still, I am surprised to find a saiyan has survived the destruction of planet Vegeta and even made their way here," Whis pointed out, "And especially one so powerful, it has been a long long time since I've seen a mortal anywhere near this powerful, especially a saiyan."
"My name is Kakarot," I introduced myself, "And few of us survived the destruction of Planet Vegeta, and I've come into some grand opportunities." I replied.
"I'd assume so, though Lord Beerus really should learn to do his job properly instead of leaving it to flunkeys like Frieza," Whis chuckled, "Now, Kakarot, what brings you all the way out here? Perhaps to challenge my Lord Beerus for his title as God of Destruction? That could be fun, though I'm afraid as powerful as you are, you're no match for a true god."
"No, I have no interest in bother Lord Beerus," I shook my head, "Actually, the reason I came all the way here, is because I wanted to ask for your help Whis."
"Hoh?" Whis hummed in interest, one delicate eyebrow raising, "And what can I, a mere lowly attendant do for you?"
I resisted the urge to snort, him, lowly? He's the strongest existence in the entirety of Universe 7, even Beerus couldn't take him on in a fight.
"Have you heard of the Super Saiyan?" I asked.
"Hmm, that takes me back, isn't that the legend of some incredibly unstoppable saiyan from back in the day?" Whis tapped his chin, "King Vegeta was oh so happy to brag on and on about the legend when we visited, the way he harped on about it is honestly really the biggest reason why your home planet was destroyed in the first place, his arrogance in this legend ended up annoying Lord Beerus."
….That totally sounded like Vegeta's dad, that Runescape Wizard Boot wearing retard.
"Well, I am a super saiyan." I revealed.
"Oh? Good for you." Whis replied simply.