A Farmers Life - 1

We ended up spending another…two days fucking. Vados had truly learned how to tempt me.

I admired the wreckage of the area, dressed once more in a set of baggy black gi pants and a pair of boots.

Most of the forest where my former stolen mansion was located, had been outright destroyed. Craters littered the area, the mountain that had overshadowed it had been reduced to rubble. The river had dried up and there was no wild life in sight for miles.

We truly had done a number on this place, "That…was wild." I laughed to myself, proudly.

Vados had left just moments ago, disappointingly. She was easy to get along with and pleasant company…not to mention that body man. Just thinking of her was getting me horny again. Already, she was beyond my senses. She probably already arrived on Beerus' planet to inform Whis of what went down and the results.

Assuming he didn't know already.

Eh, I can leave them be for a while, I left a portal open to my dimension with Whis' and had instructed my robot minions to serve him whatever he wanted.

I shook my head, "May as well go check in with everybody." I mused. I couldn't spend all my time fucking gorgeous women silly after all.

I spread my senses out and blinked.

…Everyone was on the lookout. Bulma and Bulla included.

And…huh, Goku was back as well? And his strength had grown massively since I last saw him. I guess he''d had his potential unlocked by Dende then?

Good.

I stuck two fingers to my forehead and then a moment later, teleported away.

The air was tense and grim when I appeared on the lookout next to Goku. Blocking his punch that was soaring towards Piccolo with one finger and Piccolo's retaliatory kick with a finger on my other hand.

"Sup weaklings." I greeted them.

"Hey, it's you!" Goku blinked.

"Kakarot!" Piccolo gaped.

"That's the name green man, don't wear it out." I grinned and twitched my fingers. the force behind said twitch sent both of them spinning backwards.

I turned around to face a familiar, lovely ki and was met with a slap to the face, "Where the hell have you been?" Bulma demanded, and then winced, rubbing her hand, "And what the hell were you doing before you disappeared?"

"Nice to see you too dear," I responded, "And what do you mean? I never disappeared, you should have been able to sense me, I was literally at my mansion on this planet."

"You mean you were," Piccolo scoffed as he re-oriented himself and gave me a wary look, "You just re-appeared on the planet two weeks ago, your power crazy strong and it felt like you were in a crazy battle, the Earth itself was shaking apart, if it weren't for the power boost you gave Kami, he wouldn't have been able to hold the world together from whatever the hell you were doing."

"…Ah, my bad?" I rubbed the back of my head sheepishly, Vados' barrier must have blocked our ki from being sensed from the outside, "Sorry about that, I kind of met one of the strongest beings in existence, the teacher of the God of Destruction of Universe Six and brought her back with me…to train."

"You mean you fucked her." someone pointed out bluntly. Another familiar and lovely ki that made their way out of Kami's abode. I looked over my shoulder to see Bulla giving me a dry look

"…Of course you did." Bulma rolled her eyes, before glaring at her daughter, "And language, Gohan is here, what if he overhears you? He's a still a little kid here you idiot daughter."

"Chill out grandma, he's sleeping, so is Dende, they got tuckered out while training and playing," Bulla rolled her eyes before giving me her attention again, "So the questions is daddy, the hell kind of chick were you screwing that you were in your super saiyan three state and still seemed like you were getting bodied."

I shrugged, "Her name is Vados an angel and a virgin for millions of years, and as far as strength goes, even at full power I'm not even a hundredth as strong as her," I admitted without shame, in fact, deep inside me a fire burned with the desire to surpass her and conquer her once more, this time in full, "Angel's are basically the strongest race in existence, above even Gods of Destruction and I was curious if they could get pregnant."

Bulma's eyes widened, "You knocked her up!" she accused, "You haven't knocked me up yet!"

"Hey, he hasn't even blown my back out lady, get in line!" Bulla retorted.

"Oh shut up," Bulma snorted at her daughter and then looked me in the eye, "I'm your actual official lover you know. The one you'll be marrying. While I'm fine with you wrecking some other bitches, it should be me you knocked up first. I mean, take my feelings into consideration here, the only kid I have is Vegeta's crotch spawn."

"Hey…right here mom!" Bulla squawked.

Hmm, I wonder if I should go see about Majin Buu soon and take care of him in advance. Oh, and I need to pick up the Paradise Herb's for my garden.

Oh and Frieza, I needed to make him into decoration for one of my tree's as punishment for making my job in fixing this universe harder. And I needed to go see about recruiting Cooler as well.

So much to do, so little time.

I swept Bulma up into my arms, "Alright, if you want to get pregnant, let's take care of that now." I already have one on the way, may as well make a second.

"Wait…what?! But you just got back and I was next in line daddy!" Bulla pouted at me.

"Punishment for that foul language." I replied simply, smacking her on the ass with my tail.

"Why is his hair green, I thought super saiyans had blonde hair?" Goku stared after me in confusion.

Oh neat, I didn't need to explain that.

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Goku Battle Power(Potential Unlocked): 1,768,750 > 235,243,750

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