Discard Him And His Offspring

"I was not worried. I have a naturally unhate-able personality," Anna said proudly. "But Ladislas is taking his sweet time in the bathroom today," Anna mumbled.

"You know his habits really well. How did the two of you meet?" Agnes asked curiously. Anna could finally see why Ladislas didn't consider Agnes his mother. She didn't have the personality traits or the bearing to pass off as anyone's mother. She was much more like a carefree party girl.

"We met in the men's toilet," Ladislas surprised them by saying. "I had my wiener hanging out and she just wanted to avoid the long line," he said. He looked at the glass in Agnes' hand and frowned.

"Don't order Anna around," he warned.

Agnes ignored his words. "Well, if your wiener is anything like your father's, I am sure she was happy to stop and take a moment to appreciate the scenery."