HPMRS CH 83: Vampire barbecue!

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Ryan picked up the coffee cup that Master Ren finished drinking and turned it around to look at the coffee grounds and said: "You will soon meet a mortal enemy. Great... an attack. Skull, Master Ren, with all due respect, what your future says? there's a little danger." Finally, Ryan gently put the coffee cup on the table and said to Master Ren: "The last is unknown, it is the worst sign, life and death, decided in seconds."

Master Ren turned pale, because he had recently found himself getting upset and angsty for no apparent reasons, also his business was getting worse. That's why he thought of what Feng Shui master had told him 20 years ago, to move his father's grave.

But after hearing these words, he felt a little uncomfortable, so he turned to look at Uncle nine. After all, he still believes more in his old neighbor Uncle nine than Ryan, an unknown outsider. It is not that he doesn't belives in western magic, but Ryan himself is young and Chinese, thus he may have done it wrong.

As this has to do with the socio-economical situation back then, in Ryan's previous life it was even more prevalent, as mainland outsiders were mostly migrant workers looking for better life and insiders were generally better financially than the migrants, there even was a specific idiom made for it. These migrants will go to cheap clubs and live in cheap areas, and they were discriminated against and frowned upon by the people of their own nationality. As Ryan thought about it, he felt his heartache.

Uncle nine asked Ryan: "Are you sure?"

Ryan back replied: "Our sect there has opened a specialised divination branch, divination teacher is a family heir, who has made prophecy affecting the fate of millions of people, many times."

Uncle Nine could see that everything Ryan said was true, so he nodded to Master Ren.

Master Ren couldn't care about face and ask: "How should this risk of death be solved?"

Ryan shook his head. "I can't see it clearly. It's just that Master Ren, you will have to hire noble people to help you this time, but don't do it alone on your own, otherwise, you will regret it."

Master Ren wanted to ask again, but Uncle nine persuaded him: "My disciple has already said everything that should be said, and if you ask him again, he doesn't know anything else. But since many nobles and good people are helping you, just pay attention to your safety on the day of moving the tomb. I will also be there."

After listening to the words of Uncle nine nervousness of Master Ren was finally reduced, and soon he took his daughter and left. Uncle nine was not accustomed to drinking Western tea and soon prepared to leave. Ryan ordered another dessert and asked the waiter to pack it and prepared to go back for the two seniors who stayed in Yizhuang.

On the way, Uncle nine asked with great concern to Ryan, that 'won't it do any harm to him, as he leaked the heavenly fate because of divination'.

Ryan thanked the master for his concern and said that the accuracy of these divinations was not very high, and what he said was very vague.

So there are not many side effects on this fortune-teller.

After another day or two, when it was time to move the grave, Ryan and the three master and apprentices went to the Ren family grave, neatly dressed.

Ryan wore Hogwarts school uniform and robe and told Uncle nine that it was to show solemnity. n fact, he was holding his wand tightly under his wide sleeves, preparing to make trouble.

After some greetings, Ryan stood behind Uncle nine and the two seniors, trying to be as incognito as possible. Naturally, he heard Senior Brother Wen Cai's classic about the tomb being upstanding instead of laid down and calling it a French funeral or something. Then he saw Master Uncle nine was furious.

After that, as in the plot, Uncle nine explained what the burial was, and several strong laborers were responsible for digging up the grave.

Ryan saw that the coffin was buried upright. After that, the four laborers stepped forward to open the tomb.

At this time, a group of crows flew out of the surrounding woods. A thick ominous cloud hung over everyone's heads.

Uncle nine's face was also very serious he felt something was wrong around him, but the funeral did not stop.

As soon as the coffin opened, a puff of black smoke came out. It is a pity that Master Ren and Miss Ren knelt and wept bitterly when they saw the coffin, thus they didn't see this weird scene at all.

Ryan, Uncle nine, and the two disciples came forward to take a look, hair is black, and the face of the dead looks fine, there is no corruption like black traces found on the face. Not to mention beings like Uncle nine and others who know the situation, even the townspeople onlookers can see that even though it looked alright something is wrong.

Ryan realized that no one was paying attention to him at this time, so he pointed at the coffin with the wand hidden in his sleeve. Squirting his lips, chanting a Viking mantra: "Magic detection."

This is a very simple spell, the principle is to use the free energy in the air to test the target and whether there is a magic reaction around the target. But because the energy of this world is yin and evil, when the curse hits the corpse in the coffin, the yin aura activates the corpse of the Ren family who has become a Chinese Vampire.

The Vampire in the coffin opened his eyes, then his arms stretched out.

"the dead came back to life!" "Help ah!"

People around the coffin yelled and ran chaotically, creating even more chaos.

Seeing that the Vampire was about to pounce on the Ren family's father and daughter, Uncle nine was the first to respond and grabbed the back of the two of them and dragged them back for a while to avoid the vampire's attack.

"In this broad daylight, how can Vampires wake up and bite?" Uncle nine glanced at the shining sun and muttered a little puzzled. Because Ryan's magic is very obscure, and Uncle nine didn't understand the spells in the Harry Potter world, it was not discovered that Ryan was behind it.

"Quick, the talisman." Uncle nine called out to the disciples. Qiu Sheng quickly pulled the ink paper and cooperated with Uncle nine to force the Vampire into submission. At this time, the Vampire obviously has yet to suck the blood of its relatives, so its power was not strong. Under the sun's rays, green smoke began to emerge, and the dark iron-like skin gradually faded and cracked.

When the ink paper talisman touched the Vampire, the touched position quickly burst into flames and burned.

Ryan wanted to run after seeing the Vampire getting injured. He immediately raised his wand and shouted at the Vampire: "Petrificus Totalus!"

After being attacked, the Vampire fell into the coffin and quickly burned into a pillar of fire under the dual action of the ink paper talisman and the sunlight.

Fortunately, this Vampire has not been upgraded to the ultimate version from the movie, otherwise, the sun and the talisman simply can't destroy him. At this time, the Ren family's father and daughter woke up from the shock and saw the cremated old man's bones weeping bitterly.

At this time, Master Ren was a little dissatisfied and cried and said: "My father was most afraid of fire when he was alive, why did you use fire to burn him?"

Uncle Nine saw that Master Ren actually said this, and said angrily: "You didn't see that the Vampire was about to come out to bite people. As far as I know, he will suck the blood of his loved ones when he comes out. Shouldn't I have saved your life as I did? Say shit like this again and I'll beat you up. Let alone there are so many people in the town, what should I do if he really went to the town and bite everyone?"

The townspeople next to him also echoed: "Yes, yes. Master Ren, you can't be so selfish to kill the whole town."

Ryan came out at this time to complete the game: "Master Ren, you have seen the situation just now. My master is really not an alarmist. Besides, normal people who have been buried for 20 years, almost all of them have been turned into bones. Now the bones of the old man are still there, It's not a loss. So, control your sorrow."

Ren was only agitated for a while, and now he calmed down a bit and remembered the thrills just now, he even felt a little scared. Ryan's words just gave him the time to realize what happened just now, so he thanked Uncle nine for his life-saving grace, and hired someone to sort out the remains in the coffin. After that, the coffin was carried to Yizhuang.

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