Captain Yun Is Wicked

There were quite a lot of bamboo forests in the southwest region, especially in Wolong Area. The expanse of bamboos was where most of the wild pandas inhabited. The Southwest Base was more than a hundred miles away from Wolong, so theoretically, pandas shouldn't show up in the nearby villages. But you would never know if there were stray ones. Xing Feng and Yun Che estimated that the mutant pandas that Chu Haoling ran into were the only herd around the Southwest Base. In fact, there were bamboo forests around several villages near the base, but the village that they headed to had the most bamboos and it located the farthest away from the base. There were about 30 miles between the base and the destination.

"Cap-Captain Yun, why did the zombies make way for us?"

Lei Dashan and Chen Hua got more and more confused as the vehicles moved further and further away from the base. They went on quests with Yun Che before and knew that his air membrane worked well, but it would work too well if it could fear the zombies. Was it the bonus effect of air superfunction?

"Hehe. They didn't spontaneously make way for us, my brother, Yun Cheng, ordered them to do so. Oh, I forgot to tell you that not only he's an explosion superfunction possessor but he also manipulates zombies."

Knowing that they would ask, Yun Che gave them the premeditated reply. He didn't have doubts against them, but better safe than sorry. Other than his family, Yun Che couldn't put 100% trust in people. He did have made an exception in the Coastal Base because he took a gamble. And he won it.

"Uh…"

The Yun Brothers were sick.

Chen Hua and Lei Dashan were once again astounded. Most people's superfunction was the major-five attributes, but look at the Yun Brothers, one was air/space/thunder, another was explosion and manipulation. And apparently, Yun Cheng could control zombies in mass. This was yet another heavy blow to their confidence.

"Are you scared?"

The journey was boring. Yun Che turned to them with Chenchen in his arms, acting as if he was surprised.

Yes, it scared the crap out of them!

Chen Hua and Lei Dashan realized the abilities of theYun Brothers were far beyond their imagination.

"I didn't even mention the third superfunction of Cheng."

"What the heck?"

"Jesus Christ!"

"Haha!"

Right after Yun Che said it, Che Hua and Lei Dashan slip off their seats. Chaoyang and Peak people laughed their heads off. They knew that Yun Che did it on purpose. This was really nasty! Look how scared the captains of Joy and Loser were. Would anyone else in the world be more wicked than Yun Che?

"What are Uncle Che and his friends talking about?"

Chenchen was confused. He looked back and forth between the adults and asked. Before Yun Che answered, Heiyu on his shoulder poked his master's face with his forepaw. "Like pet, like master. Good, very good. Chen, Lei, come on, get up. The road is bumpy, treat to your butt nicely."

The sarcastic dog just couldn't shut up for a second.

Chen Hua and Lei Dashan glowered at Heiyu after they came to their senses. They rubbed their butt and sat back in the seat. Shit, they knew the pet and the master were the same. Heiyu must have learned everything from his master. Both of them were cheeky and wicked.

"Uncle Heiyu, please don't bully Uncle Lei because Brother Lei Peng would stop playing with me."

Chenchen wasn't entirely sure what was going on, what he did know was, Heiyu was being a bully. Lei Peng was the eldest son of Lei Dashan. He was 6 years old and went to Chaoyang kindergarten as well. Chenchen clearly remembered that Zhang Min introduced Lei Peng to him on his first school day. Chenchen also knew that Lei Peng cried on the day he was injured, so even if they'd only met for once, he still liked Lei Peng a lot.

"Whoa, what are talking about, you chubby boy? Your uncle bullied them, I didn't do anything."

As always, Heiyu wouldn't admit anything even if he had done it. And he was certain Yun Che started all this.

"Really?"

Chenchen looked back at his uncle. He then suddenly slapped Heiyu as his little head just worked something out. "Bad Heiyu! I'm not chubby."

"All right, all right, baby fat, I got it. Sorry."

Heiyu apologized in case the subject went further and further. As he said sorry, he gave Yun Che a mean look. "Look what Chenchen has become? Him? Not fat? Ugh, even I'm embarrassed. You're the only one that believes it's baby fat."

"Ahem."

Chen Hua drew their attention back by clearing his throat. He looked at Yun Che with his imploring eyes. "Um, Captain Yun, could you please tell us the full story the next time?"

Fortunately, everyone else in the vehicles was from Chaoyang and Peak. If Joy or Loser guys were in it, how were Chen Hua and Lei Dashan supposed to command their men anymore? What happened earlier was embarrassing.

"Hehe. Sorry, just a little joke. The third superfunction of Cheng is a ramification of space superfunction, it's called Space Territory, which is both supportive and offensive."

Yun Che had enough fun. He went ahead and told them.

"Don't explain it, or I'm gonna drop on the floor again."

Lei Dashan had known that one Yun was only stronger than another and that they could always surprise you.

"I don't want to hear it, either."

They were going to hear it sooner or later anyway.

Chen Hua had to admit, the Yun Brothers were sick.

"Che, the village is ahead of us."

As the conversation went on, the vehicles had gone on a country road. They caught the zombies off guard, many zombies fell into the croplands on both sides. Through the windshield, they saw a normal village ahead of them. The houses were sparse but concentrated. There were a large field in front of them and bamboo forests on the back and both sides. The bamboos stretched deep into the mountain. There was a small bamboo grove among the houses. The village was basically interspersed among the bamboos. No wonder the mutant pandas had chosen here as their habitant.

The nature or habits of every animal more or less remained after the mutation. For example, vultures ate carrion, zombies were their best food. But it was still unknown why vultures weren't zombified after eating them. Likewise, pandas still ate bamboo as their staple food, however, pandas were technically carnivores, so they would eat meat when there weren't enough bamboos.

"It's still early. Let's get off at the entrance, cut down the bamboo groves in the village. Try not to alarm the pandas at the moment."

As they moved toward the village, Yun Che decisively made the decision. A great number of bamboos were needed to build the greenhouses on 70 acres for the three squads and if they had to fight the mutant pandas, it would make the bamboo-cutting inconvenient. Also, there was a mountain behind the village, who would know if there were other mutant beasts in it. What if there were more mutant beasts? They would have to drop the bamboos and run.

"Can your air panel detect mutant pandas?"

After giving the order to other vehicles through the radio, Xing Feng looked back and asked. If the mutant pandas could be detected, they could stay away from them for now and go find them after they got enough bamboos.

"Not now, but I think I can detect them after we enter the village."

The air panel could detect a larger area now that Yun Che was level-5. Almost all the creatures within a radius of 500 meters could be detected, but right now, they were kind of far away from the village. Although the dots on the air panel had shown that there were many mutant beasts nearby, Yun Che thought those weren't mutant pandas that Chu Haoling met judging by the size of the dots. The mutant beasts shown on the air panel were level-3 ones at most.

"OK. You, Cheng and Chenchen just stand aside and watch later. You don't need to do anything. We got many people here, this team can both fight the pandas and cut the bamboos."

Xing Feng gave Yun Che the order considering his current condition. What if he was pregnant and something went wrong? Then both of them would be remorseful. Also, the guys needed more fights to catch up with Yun Che's level.

"I got it."

Yun Che sullenly rolled his eyes. The vehicles stopped. Although the zombies didn't swarm over, they kept roaring at them like crazy. Driver Zhou Zeyu was the first to get off, others got up from their seats and got their weapons out.

*Whistle*

The Eagle King and the Eagle Queen swooped down after being summoned by the whistle. Xing Feng got off the vehicle with Chenchen in his arms and walked to the Eagle King. "You watch over Che and Chenchen. Remember, stay close to them."

*Coo coo*

The Eagle King got Xing Feng's order and nodded. It then cooed at Yun Che with the Eagle Queen to invite him to sit on the back of one of them. After all, their master had given the order and they were good at the battle on the ground, so they could only better protect Yun Che when he was on their back, although they didn't really think their protection was needed.

"Nah, you just hover low. Keep an eye on us and avoid the superfunction attacks from the zombies. There are some level-4 zombies in the village."

Yun Che lovingly petted them. He gazed at the only entrance of the village. On the air panel, the dots of level-4 zombies kept blinking. Also, there were quite a number of high-level zombie beasts in the village.

*Coo coo*

The eagles were going to snuggle up against Yun Che, but killed the thought after getting the warning look from the god beast. They then flew into the sky.

"Brother, I smell food over there."

People got off the vehicles behind them. Space superfunction possessors put away the transportation tools. Yun Cheng hopped to Yun Che and looked at the village with his twinkling eyes. He had eaten a lot lately, one third of the crystal nuclei that they collected in the Coastal Base had been consumed. Yun Cheng felt the inventory was running low, the crystal nuclei must be re-stocked immediately.

"Hey, have you forgotten what sister said?"

Yun Che rubbed his head and put on an indulgent smile. Although Yun Cheng wouldn't need his protection, he couldn't just let him go to the zombies.

"Huh? But Xing said I needed to get my food with my own hand."

Yun Cheng pouted. He just wanted more level-4 crystal nuclei, why were his brother and sister making things difficult?

"Be a good boy, Cheng, we'll get what you want, you just protect your brother. He's supposed to do as little work as possible at the moment. Plus, you don't want to see your brother get injured, right?"

"No, no! I promise I'll protect brother."

After Xing Feng said so, Yun Cheng kept nodding his head. All of his disappointment was gone. Crystal nuclei might be important, but his brother was more important. Yun Cheng swore that he would protect his brother because their sister said their little nephew was in his brother's belly. Since he was going to be the uncle of Yun Che's baby, he'd better start acting like one.