Disturbance in school

(Shirou's pov)

The next day at the school I was walking down the hallway. While thinking about how to get back at Truck-chan I noticed principal. Of course as a fellow man of culture I greeted him.

Shirou: "Good morning."

Principal: "Good morning to you too young... MAN"

We exchanged our greetings and started our usual talk. Naturally we made sure that nobody was around at that time. I came to school earlier than most students but one is never too sure, I learned that the hard way... twice.

Principal: "You seem happier than usual. Did something good... HAPPENED?"

Does it shows on my face so much. Everyone I know have said it at this point.

Shirou: "Yes, yesterday I went Inca date."

Principal: "Was it with the girl you talked...ABOUT?"

Shirou: "Wouldn't go with anyone else."

*Ding* *Dong* *Ding*

We heard the school bells which means that lessons start soon.

Shirou: "Looks like we'll need to continue this conversation at later date or I'll be late for classes."

I went off in the direction of my class. When I was gone principal seemed to remember that he forgot something to me.

Principal: "I forgot to tell him that he will have a new classmate and a new teacher. Fortunately it's nothing important as he'll find out soon... ENOUGH."

*5 minutes later*

I was sitting in the class waiting for the teacher to arrive. I didn't need to wait a lot because not long after he came inside. He silenced the class so he could start lesson.

Teacher: "Listen closely everybody, before we begin I want to announce a few things. The first thing is that you are going to have a new art teacher."

The whole class started whisper with each other. The teacher slammed book against the a desk a few times to silence us.

Teacher: "Calm down, calm down. Don't make too noise. Why did I become a teacher, i could be anyone else but i needed to work with children because it's 'fulfilling'."

The last part he said in quite voice so no one would hear it. Then he called the new teacher who was waiting outside the class.

Techer: "You can come inside."

The new teacher was a man in his 30s. He looked at the desk and said.

???: "I'll need to to change this desk for a mahogany one."

When I saw him and heard him I couldn't believe who it was. The man who is our new techer is no one other than ROB.

ROB: "Good morning everyone, my name is Robert but you can call me ROB for short. I'll be your new art techer, I hope we get along."

Then the teacher cut in informing us about the other news.

Teacher: "We also have a transfer student but she will be introduced at the next period."

Almost all the boys were in celebrating mood hearing that the new student will be a girl. The only exceptions were me, who had a bad feeling about it and uninterested Shinji.

Now that I think about it I never paid too much attention to him because he wasn't even mentioned in Fate/kaleid but maybe i should change it. He is from Matou afterall so you can't be too careful with them... plus his personality is shit so I'm just waiting for the chance to punch him.

While I was in thoughts as it happened more often than I would like too I was called by ROB.

ROB: "Emiya-kun, can you come to the teacher's office after this class?"

I nodded my head and the class started.

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After the lesson I headed towards the teacher's office. There ROB was waiting for me. Fortunately there wasn't any other teacher at the moment.

Shirou: "Long time no see but I have one question. What are you doing here as my teacher?"

ROB: "As you remember I wanted you about Truck-chan in the letter I sent you."

I nodded my head.

ROB: "But I was still a little bit worried so I came here to observe and interfere if Truck-chan does something out of line."

I raised my eyebrow.

Shirou: "For example?"

ROB: "If she would try to slaughter the whole school."

Shirou: "And why would she do that?"

ROB: "To be honest I don't know but if I learned anything from interacting with her family is that you can't predict them."

Shirou: "Wait, did you just say 'them'?

ROB: "Well yes I did. I even dated her mother, Truck-San."

Oh no, there more of them. I barely am sane with just one truck trying to make my life harder so how can I manage more.

Seeing my stressed figure ROB assured me.

ROB: "You don't need to worry as the rest of her family won't do anything as it was her first job and they want her to be more independent."

Shirou: "...I was her first kill?"

ROB: "Yes, that's why it was more painful than usual. Normally you are hit and sent straight to me. Truck-kun, her big brother, is the best in the business."

I lagged a bit hearing the new information but recovered quickly.

Shirou: "Are you well acquainted with their family?"

ROB: "... I dated her mother, Truck-san."

Shirou: "... You did what!!? Are you sane!?"

ROB: "You don't understand how, you haven't seen her wheels. They are perfect size and perfectly rounded, how could I NOT date her."

Shirou: "Don't tell me it's her fault that you developed this fetish."

ROB turned his head refusing to look me in the eyes.

Shirou: "Hey, look me in the eyes."

He shook his head and starting sweating.

ROB: "N-no I-I was always wheel loving guy. I-it was never d-developed by a-anyone I-I-I..."

I hugged him in a attempt to calm him down.

Shirou: "Shshsh, I understand."

It took some time to pacify him but finally he managed to regain his composure.

ROB: "Excuse me, I don't know what got into me."

Shirou: "Don't worry about I understand how a truck can ruin your life."

ROB looked at me confused.

ROB: "What do you mean?"

Poor ROB, he reject bad memories and by his reaction I can't blame him.

Shirou: "Ok so let's summarise. You are here so Truck-chan won't do anything too crazy but you probably won't do anything if she will try to do something to just annoy me."

ROB: "You got that right."

*Ding* *Dong* *Ding*

ROB: "That's the bell for the next class, better bit be late."

With these words we parted and I went to my class ready for anything that can happen.

(A/N I don't have anything to say but I like to write author notes so I'll just write some if the removed jokes or ideas that I had

In original when Irisviel first appeared she drove limousine into the woods and I wanted to make a joke how Shirou's as Archer was scared to extreme because of his trauma but because Chloe never run off from the bath it never happened.

That's all and thanks for the support.)