I check my contacts and tap the right one on my phone.
After a few moments, it connects, and I hear my favourite voice.
“Charlotte! How lovely to hear from you. How are you?
“I´m fine Master. How are you?”
“All the better for hearing from you. What can I do for my favourite ex-virgin?”
“Well I´m taking a few days off, and I was wondering... are you and Michael free this weekend?”
There is a pause. “I am certainly free for you, Charlotte. And I don´t doubt that Michael will make himself available. For the avoidance of doubt, can I ask why?”
“I´d just like to spend some time with you again.”
There is another pause. “Just time, or for...more? Don´t misunderstand. I just want to be sure that I am not making any assumptions.”
“Oh, I´d like us all to have some fun together, Master.”