Chapter 67: Question theater 1
In the courtyard, Liu Ju is brushing the falling leaves. In the bedroom, a bump on the bed was moving around.
Jin DongHai stopped moving around and moaned "I don't.. want to get uppp...."
System: Then just don't.
Jin DongHai mumbled "b-but.. I want food..."
System: Then get food.
Jin DongHai lazily complained "but I don't want to get out.."
System snapped: Bitch, just ordered the maid to get your food!
Jin DongHai face lit up."Oh! Thats a great idea system!"
System facepalmed and signed. why does he get such a useless host???
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Christmas surprise! Have happy holidays readers who I don't know the gender off!
Anywho, this theartre is just for fun! be happy! everyone will be alive the next day after waking up. unlike me who is depressed that I hadn't die in my sleep. I'm a lazy butt.
Question theater 1:
Author Mei: Jin DongHai, What does the System look like to you?
Stupid Jin DongHai: A floating gingerbread man?
Tsundere System: ???
Tsundere System: Oh, Is that how you see me? And why is there a tag on my head saying Tsundere!?!? You're Tsundere! Your whole family is Tsundere!!!
Stupid Jin DongHai: I have a fucking tag too! What do you mean stupid? You're stupid! I'm just reserved!
Tsundere system: you are stupid.
Stupid Jin DongHai: Wha-
Author Mei: back to the question.
Tsundere system: Anyway, I don't look like a gingerbread man!
Stupid Jin DongHai: but you do look-
Tsundere System: Each and every host sees their System differently. my last host saw me as a white ball.
Author Mei: What about your first host?
Tsundere System: ...a pink cat..
Author Mei: And?
Tsundere System: with fucking wings! I get it that girls like pink but WTF!?٩(๑`д´๑)۶
Stupid Jin DongHai : Pfttt- Hahahaha!
Tsundere System : Shut Up! Stupid host!
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Question 2:
Author: What is the weirdest thing you ever done?
Stupid Jin DongHai: ugh... eating leaves?
Tsundere System: ...
Tsundere System: You know what? I'm not even surprised anymore.(--)
Heng JiangYan; got worried : Did you have nothing to eat!? It's dirty! "(;´Д`)"
Author Mei : What about you?
Heng JiangYan: Weirdest thing?.. eating meat raw?
Stupid Jin DongHai: ???
Stupid Jin DongHai: what!? Why!?!?
Heng JiangYan: In war, no food and supplies. (・_・)
Author Mei: Then what meat you ate ah?
Heng JiangYan: bird meat. It was winter, finding dried wood was difficult.
Tsundere System : .... Okay. 'I feel complicated, the pink cat was a part bird...'
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Question 3:
Author Mei : What is the stupidest thing you ever done?
Stupid Jin DongHai : Running into the streets to get hit.
Tsundere System : ???
Tsundere System : What for?
Stupid Jin DongHai : hoping to get Isekai'd, it's a popular genre. And I was hoping trunk-san would hit me. ʕ·̀ω·́ʔ
Heng JiangYan : Who is trunk-san!?!?(╰_╯)
Stupid Jin DongHai : Ah. Its not a person! It-it's like a... Carriage.
Heng JiangYan : Mhm... Wait. You want to be hit by a carriage???? (๑°⌓°๑)?
Stupid Jin DongHai : Anyway it was not worth it, but it taught me something. ٩(ര̀ᴗര́)
Tsundere System : What?
Stupid Jin DongHai : That life hurts like a bitch-٩(๑òωó๑)۶
Tsundere System : ...
Tsundere system : the stupidest thing I done was to have a host like you. (－－〆)
Stupid Jin DongHai : Hehe. 三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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Question 4:
Author Mei: Why does ML have A tyrant title?
Stupid Jin DongHai: Cuz he's the male lead?
Tsundere system: "..." wow. Surprisingly it makes sense.
Heng JiangYan: it originated from the enemy kingdom that BenWang was in war with.
Stupid Jin DongHai: but why do they do that?
Heng JiangYan: to spread terror to the people. Making it so it's hard for Benwang to ascend to the throne. Not many citizens like to have a tyrant to rule the throne.
Stupid Jin DongHai: What!?!?
Heng JiangYan: but it's useless.
Stupid Jin DongHai: Why...?
Heng JiangYan: Because BenWang doesn't even want the throne.
Stupid Jin DongHai: ...?!?!?
Tsundere system : system knows why, I have many host who transmigrated as a king, queen, emperor or empress. The title for the job and the power for the job isn't worth it.
Tsundere system : being a king or emperor, you need to wake up very early, go to court, fight talk with your ministers and your sons. Take responsibility for the people that is in your kingdom, then after working all day, at night you need to take care of your wife and concubines what you married. Mate with them, and have sons or daughters. Then back to work again.
Tsundere system : and being queen or empress is hard too, having to take care of your man, concubines he married. Pretending to be kind and virtuous. Some of them need to care for the people too. And act pure or whatever there personally that attracted their king/emperor. And at night if your are chosen, you have to serve them.
Tsundere system : it's hard work.
Stupid Jin DongHai: .... I never what to be an emperor or anything like it. It's horribly terrifying for a salted fish like me!
Heng JiangYan: Mhn.
System: Heh.