Chapter 68: question theatre 2

Question 5:

Author Mei What would you like for a Christmas present?

Tsundere system: I what a different host.

Stupid Jin DongHai: What- that is just mean!

Stupid Jin DongHai: Anyway! I want a phone that has WiFi here!

Tsundere system: Really? You what a phone of all things?

Stupid Jin DongHai: What do you mean!? It's fucking boring here! All you do here is just survive. Citizens here only work to earn money then go home to sleep. No wonder the birth rate in ancient times is so high. The only entertainment here was too fucking have sex. Like, what else can you do at night? You work in the daytime and you go home with nothing to do. Many people go to a brothel for a reason ya know. And I have nothing entertaining other than cooking! Like, come on! I don't even love cooking, I just have nothing better to do.

Heng JiangYan: so... you don't really want to cook for me?

Stupid Jin DongHai: Ah! Uh.... no! No, I like cooking for you! Just for you!

Heng JiangYan: eh.

Author Mei: what do you want for Christmas JiangYan?

Heng JiangYan: my turtle.

Stupid Jin DongHai:???

Tsundere system: tch. You're the turtle dumb-ass, fucking love birds.

Stupid Jin DongHai: !!!

Author Mei: Okay! Hei EnDi! Why do you want to?

Almost a passbyer Hei EnDi:?

Almost a passbyer Hei EnDi: For my mother to get better.

Author Mei: What a heartwarming answer!

Arrogant Heng JiangMing: I want humanity to be destroyed.

Author Mei:???

Author Mei: But I thought you want the throne?

Arrogant Heng JiangMing: Heh, we all know that I won't get the throne, why bother? It's better if all human is instinct instead.

Stupid Jin DongHai: Whoa! That's fucking dark dude.

Arrogant Heng JiangMing: What do you want from me? Do you think I'll ask for happy things when it's fucking clear I wouldn't get what I wanted from childhood to adulthood for my whole life?

Tsundere System: he got a point.

Stupid Jin DongHai: ... why the fuck you keep helping outsiders talk Ah!? You're my fucking system! Not theirs!

Tsundere system: heh. if I can't change a host, then I could at least not side with you.

Stupid Jin DongHai: #£@¥&*$%&€!!!

Feng LiHua: I want everyone to fall in love with me! I can get lots of points!

Author Mei: you know, you could at least be new you know...

Servant guard Gen Shen 'whisper': I want a lover too...

Author Mei: Mhn? Nope, you won't.

Servant guard Gen Shen: (╥ ╥)

Background Shadow guard Yan Lin:?

Background Shadow guard Yan Lin: Want YongWang to live happily.

Author Mei: .... be selfish. I can't stand your cuteness.

Background Shadow guard Yan Lin: ..( ˙꒳​˙ )?

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Last question!

Author Mei: what is your favorite food?

Tsundere System: The system doesn't need to eat. But if I have to. Then cherries. It's the easiest to eat.

Stupid Jin DongHai: I like to eat anime food! Like Katsudon! Onigiri, Yaki dango and takoyaki! But sadly you can't buy it anywhere near or in this novel...

Heng JiangYan: ?

Heng JiangYan: I like what ever A'Hai makes me.

Stupid Jin DongHai: ..your so romantic JiangYan!

Heng JiangYan: Mhn.

Emperor Heng TianJun: cheese.

Author Mei: so original ah emperor.

Emperor Heng TianJun: cheese never gets old.

Author Mei: cheese do get old. But you can still eat it if it molded. That is, if you cut off the mold and it smells alright.

Emperor Heng TianJun: ....

Author Mei: cheese is made and aged. It's normal.

Author Mei: Alright! What's your favorite food Hei EnDi?

Almost a passbyer Hei EnDi: I don't have any. If it's edible then it's fine.

Author Mei: ... what a... normal answer.

Arrogant Heng JiangMing: As long it's a seafood. But it has be be better then average.

Arrogant Heng JiangMing: below that, it's trash. you get ill eating it.

Author Mei: wow, did you get sick before?

Arrogant Heng JiangMing : Meh, it's similar to getting poisoned.

Author Mei: ...no comment.

Servant guard Gen Shen: YongWang' madam' food.

Stupid Jin DongHai: Aw! That's so nice of you!

Servant guard Gen Shen: because it'll never be poisonous. This servant had always takes a bite to test the poison. At least madam will never poison YongWang right?

Stupid Jin DongHai: ... I take that back.

Vigorous Wen JianYu: same.

Stupid Jin DongHai: What! You guys teamed up to bully me!

Tsundere System: Heh.

Background Shadow guard Yan Lin: like sweets.

Author Mei: no, your sweet.

Background Shadow guard Yan Lin: ..?

Background Shadow guard Yan Lin: but I'm not food...

Author Mei: you are if I say so! Hehehe

Background Shadow guard Yan Lin shivered.

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Author Mei: happy holidays! And have a happy time with your family! If not, be happy by yourselves.

Author Mei: What's your favorite character in this novel?

Author Mei: And what's your favorite food?