Waffles And Pancakes

lied this is the shortest chapter lmao, I'm having a bit of writer's block, but I do have some good scenarios plotted out, either Alex is finally gonna get the action he's been waiting for, or it's going to be something completely unexpectedly enjoy!!! 

!!!!!!Character alert!!!!!!

Cher (Alison's girlfriend)

Details of character...

Sexuality: Pansexual

Status: Taken

Personality: competitive, sensitive, Cheerful 

Tyler-

As Alex and I stepped back as we noticed something in the strange figure's hand...

"Is that. What I think it is?" Alex squinted his eyes to see further.

"RUN!!!" I shout grabbing his hand rushing both him and me towards the steps.

We shot up the stairs and locked the door behind us, "bro...bro...bro... I... We... We're dead" Alex said.

•ring• •ring• •ring•

....' Dad?' I thought...

I slid the green button and answered the phone concerned, "I think there's someone in the housebreaking shit" 

"Looks like you've guys seen a ghost? Why did you run away when I turned on the lights, I was going to give you something." His dad said worriedly.

"WHAT THE FAK DAD!! WE THOUGHT YOU WERE THE FUCKING BLACKWOODS KILLER!! YOU JUST CAN'T START MAKING NOISES DOWNSTAIRS AND SUDDENLY FLICK ON A COUPLE OF LIGHTS THINKING WE WOULDNT FREAK!!" I shout into the phone with rage.

Alex-

Well someone's mad, "So it was just your dad? You gotta be kidding me, so I shit my pants for no reason?" I said crossing my arms.

"You're lucky I love you dad because you scared the shit out of me and Alex," ty explained.

I ran over to the bed and jumped onto the mattress, spreading my limbs, "You know this beds meant for two right?" I said calling ty to come over.

"Sorry dad, Alex is acting pretty stupid right now, so I have to go, But Hey, why were you down there anyway though? What time is it?" Tyler said confused...

"Oh shit, 6 am? Yeah, we'll go back to bed, I know I know, okay, bye." Tyler hung up the phone walking to the bed I had been waiting on, "So? What'd he say?" I asked.

"Dad stuff, apparently he was the one downstairs, he said he was just feeding The cats, and happened to find my old metal from 4th grade and wanted to give it to me when he saw us two lingering around downstairs." Ty sighed.

"Doesn't explain the glass shattering and crashing," I say.

"Yeah you're right, but let's just forget about that now, it's half daylight and we've only gotten 4 hours of sleep in." He rested his head on my chest pushing his torso against mine.

Which honestly made me smile, I really love him, but he jokes way too much like me, I can't tell if he feels the same way or not, we kissed, but it was forced, ' what if he didn't want it? ' I thought to myself.

15 minutes had passed

And he was sound asleep, I decided it mind as well be my turn too, so I took a deep breath in and dreamt away.

3 hours later

As I awoke to the sound of my alarm clock, 

I could see that Tyler was still indeed by my side, clutching tight against my waist.

"Hey, sleepyhead!" I poked his cheek smirking, "it's time to get up, it's 9:15 am, and I'm positive this morning wood can't solve himself" I said.

"You're full of sins ya'know? I can't have these sinful thoughts" he yawned stretching his arms, wiping his eyes.

"But... it's not a sin if you pretend I'm a girl" 

"Nope, still a sin, now that's just even worse though, You flipping Trap" he punches my side playfully.

"No name-calling alright? Kinda hurtful dude." I say.

"

I'm feeling chicken and waffles, how bout you" I pucker my lips towards him.

"Just the chicken and not the waffles, I'm thinking chicken and ice cream, but don't judge it, it's delicious, particularly mixed in a bowl" Ty chuckles.

"That's just....gross, but alright come on, let's go see what your family is up to this lovely morning," I say getting up from the sheets yawning, "I wasn't so sure about last night since it was pretty chaotic, considering the fact his dad was acting like a total creep not to mention is purposely raped his face but I guess that's beside the point.

Tyler and I made our way downstairs witnessing his sister Ali casually making out with her girlfriend on top of the kitchen table.

" Well, that's something you see every day huh?" I look towards Tyler confused.

Tyler-

"What the actual fuck" I say flatly. Not amused by my sister's behavior.

"Yeah he's right, I'm positive Tyler and I are supposed to be doing that, not you guys," Alex replied.

"Pretty sure he's Right Cher," Alison said getting up from the table next to her soulmate, "let's just give them their alone time hmm? Let them do manly things." Cher giggled.

"You guys are just full of sins, this household is just sinful Jesus Christ," I announced palming the sides along of my face...

"Yep, we're all sinners here kiddo, and I'm pretty sure we indeed sinned too, last night I mean." Alex winked showing all teeth in a vicious smile.

"Alright, where's the pancake mix," I say ignoring Alex's comment, "I really need to know because I'm hungry, and deeply depressed, without these waffles I might just snap."

"And I'm older than you so don't ever call me " Kid" or "Kiddo," I say rolling my eyes...

"You're only 2 years older than me Kid, you're 18 I'm 16, no biggie, I am highly positive that the age of consent is 16, don't worry the only crime you've committed is being selfish" he spat.

"Selfish?" I respond

"Yes, selfish indeed, you haven't even given me a single hug since I've been here," Alex said pouting.

"That's un-factual, may I add, I cuddled you, in the most non-gayest way possible, not even 6 hours ago," I say confused on what he mentioned, selfish? As if.

" well, I'm going to make some waffles whether you three like it or not, so yeah," I added.

Gosh, this guy was so annoying.

As time passed on the 2 friends grew closer, yes, yes this is a narration, because why the actual fuck not, but yeah, tea time, Alex and Tyler have known each other since birth, and 3 months from now, shit goes down, (as you can see your narrator can rap) but besides shit going down it's Alex's birthday, and he gets a little surprise from Ty himself will it be Birthday sex? Will it be disappointment? Or just something out of the ordinary, well see you next time, my little children of the corn.