Birthday Boy

Warning shit gets freaky

3 months later

Alex-

Today was my birthday, and honestly I wasn't that excited considering I'm turning 17, middle aged old men shit.

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6:00 pm

Daddy Ty 🥵: What you doing home slice?

Me: Nothing much, pretty bored, Atm though?

Daddy Ty🥵: Well no shit dickwad

Me: OOOOH, I'm currently watching porn memes. You?

Daddy Ty 🥵: You need Jesus...

Me: I am Jesus, I thought we've been over this? You still haven't passed your virginity over to me for the greater good of will?.

Daddy Ty 🥵: Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..

Daddy Ty 🥵 Typing: (•••)

Me: HA...HA...HA..HA...HA.

Daddy Ty 🥵: You're so lucky I just don't come through this screen and beat you with this chancla.

Me: Woah there daddy, slow down, I didn't say I was that kinky.

Daddy Ty 🥵: when are you coming over anyway? My mom said your mom was coming over for dinner.

Me: Ew she did? Well, that's horrid. 

8:00 pm

Me: How dare you leave me on delivered 

Daddy Ty 🥵: I didn't, to correct you I left you on read 🤠

Me: you're such a whore you know that?

Daddy Ty 🥵: Definitely.

Me: well I'm on my way, since I'm the youngest I call dibs on top.

Daddy Ty 🥵: top?

Me: Bottom? 😏😏😏

Daddy Ty 🥵: .....

Me: Okay then, not a fan of power bottom huh?

Daddy Ty 🥵: I have a feeling these are all Gay terminologies...

Me: Ding ding ding, and the winner isssss

Typing: (•••)

Me: TYLER THE FUCKING SAINT!!!

Daddy Ty 🥵: 😭😭 just stfu and get here already

Me: Dude todays my birthday, wheres my gifts?

Daddy Ty🥵: Oh the big 17? You're legal🥳🥳

Me: Dude, I was legal before.

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I arrived at Tylers house kinda pissed, the fact he left me on read and told me to quote on quote "STFU" yeah, I took it to heart.

"What's up home skillet?" Ty shouted across the room.

"Oh, nothing, nothing at all mainly, just you know? Waiting." I said visibly upset.

"For what? Trynna Gwen Stefani me? What are you waiting for?" Tyler said laughing, "Hey you know that's my favorite song" I whined.

Tyler-

I swear I don't understand why he's waiting, for what? An apology? I questioned my sanity.

"Fine, I'm sorry, for leaving you on read," I say rolling my eyes back and forth...

"Awe, thanks babe" he quickly peck's me on the cheek smiling, leaving me flustered.

"Hey! What was that for?" I ask

"Because I love you duh" he chuckles blushing...

God, he's so cute...I think I'm starting to fall inlov- "ALRIGHT TIME FOR VIDEO GAMES" Alex yelled, "What the fuck was that for? Haha my ears, and what game anyway? You know I only have COD and Minecraft and in the past you've told me you've hated both." I spat.

"I know, but I'm talking us, us as a video game ty" alex replied.

"what? Does that mean?" I say dumb founded..

Alex came closer to me and grabbed my hand, using his other to place upon my cheek, pulling me in for once again, another kiss. 

I began to kiss him back, pushing my face closer to his, kissing him further and further, placing my hand against his back, running my hands up his thigh...

"Ty" alex spoke parting our lips for a few seconds.

"Yeah..? What's up?" I asked completely in shock of what just happened, my heart couldn't stop beating in such a fast pace.

"TY!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Alex shouted looking at me funny, "Wait.."

"Dude You've been standing there like a creep kissing the wall for like 30 seconds with a raging hard-on, pretty sure you need help, that was some psychodynamic shit." He chuckled rubbing the back of his neck.

"You just kissed me!! What are you talking about!!?" I hissed pretty mad at the fact I just drifted off into space fanatising about making out with.. Alex of all people.

"No, I didn't, the wall kissed you." He replied, "and I'm sure that the snake in your pants wants out." He said looking down at my noticeably large hard-on.

"Why is it so big? It's like.. If an anaconda and shrek had baby but took the genes of the anacondas length and shreks widt-"

"Okay! Okay! I get it! I have a large dick."

"You've been hiding this gigantic monster from me? I thought we were best friends?" Alex pouted.

I rolled my eyes and began my way upstairs, "Come if you want, but for warning, I'm taking care of this anaconda first." I bit my lips secretively.

Why the hell would I daydream about kissing my best friend? I mean, I know he's madly in love with me and we kissed once, but that was 3 months ago, and I was kinda going through a faze if you catch my drift, hormones.

Alex-

"Wait I'm coming!! I'm actually really good at giving massages and my hands are soft, so like, I could upgrade ya." I say rushing up the steps slightly winking.

"Ugh, you know you're gonna be in the other room right? You're not watching me choke the chicken, nor help." Tyler said sexually frustrated.

"I sense the sexual tension between us Ty, don't start chickening out, it's my birthday and I'm expecting every type of birthday sex possible. Period." I reply.

"Fine, but we don't talk about this, if this word ever gets out to the public, I'm gonna kick your ass" Tyler replied.

"Yeah, yeah I get it, now let's go get sexy okay?" I said with the biggest grin.

Is this happening right now? Well I sure hope it is because me likey so far.

Tyler-

As Alex and I walked to my room he grabbed my waist and pulled me into his, "Woah there, what's this?" 

"Well my dearest sir, Lovemaking?" He explains.

"Ah, I see, and how shall this lovemaking happen? I know missionary is pretty fun... If you're a girl"... I respond

" not always, doggy style dosen't seem too bad but who do I know, you're older ty, show me your ways sensei," Alex says while bowing towards my erection.

"now what funny ideas to you have alex? because my chicken is urging to be choked" I reply to his reaction laughing.

"choked huh? like this?" alex palmed the crook of my crotch, giving me a devilish grin, that made the hairs stand up In the back of my neck, 'fuck he's so sexy' I thought thinking to myself about what he could do to me, or what he was doing to me.

"Anything else you got up your sleeve?" I asked breathlessly, trying not to lose control as if I already felt like I was going to explode Alex suddenly stopped making me whine for his touch, he reached up his sleeve, quite literally to my suprise pulling out a condom wrapper, "Dont worry its not empty, just a bit ripped" He said blushing while trying to rip it completely open by the edges.

"Hey, we don't need the condom just yet" i told him, "you gotta Beat it first" i said as if i was a cat in heat, practically begging him to take my throbbing member out, "Come on, dont be shy, Pour some more" i smirked, "Ugh, sometimes I think you're more childish than I am" alex bit his lower lip, kneeling down, and beginning to unzip my pants.

I could feel my chest beating as fast as possible.."Alex"

Alex-

"You ready for the pump of your life? and I'm not talking about iron.." I say nervously, I didn't know whether I should Pump the fuck out of his cock, or swallow him whole, both didn't seem too bad, god was I nervous.

"Yes, sir I am sir" Tyler saluted

"I'm too submissive for this shit!" I cried out throwing myself on the bed leaving my dearest friend to handle his erection on his own.

"Alex!" Ty shouted throwing himself on top of me, "you can't just leave a man hanging like that, especially if his hard-on is for you" he poked my cheek, tilting his head towards mine.

"who said I was gonna leave it hanging?" I said with a shit-faced grin, I smushed my face into his handing him a sloppy kiss.

Tyler-

I parted my lips giving him access into my mouth, feeling his tongue intertwine with mine, I started to part our lips to tell him... that I loved him.

"Alex, i love you.." I say quietly, hoping he wouldn't catch my drift.

"Fuck ty, you're gonna make me Jizz in my pants with those words you fool" he threw his arms around my shoulder and wrapped his legs around my waist, "you know how long I've been waiting to hear that?".

" Enough of this mushy shit, my erection can only get so hard" I laugh rubbing my jaw into the crevice of my Lover's neck, "Fuck me ty," Alex said with a craze of lust in his eyes, something I wasn't expecting to hear or see.

"When and where?" I look down checking my watch trying to not chuckle, "Right now shithead, you're not the only one with a raging erection." he exclaimed.

"But hey, I love you too," he says tugging at the neck of my shirt, signalling me to take it off, "You show me your tits, I'll show you mine" alex says winking with a holy grinned smirk.

"Psh, sure you will Al" I ripped my shirt off over my head undoing my jeans all the way exposing my manly lump, "your turn"

"did you just call me Al?" he replied while unbuttoning his shirt, "if so that's kinda kinky if you ask me".

" Ugh you're too slow" I sigh helping him unbutton his pants, while he un-did his shirt.

Alex-

"Yeah, says the one with mild brain damage, i think not" I explain, "Plus i-"

"BOYS!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?? COME DOWN ITS DINNER TIME!" His mom shouted causing me to be highly disappointed thag yet again, i wasn't going to be laid by this beautiful creature above me.