Where were we? of course the intro

When I got downstairs the kids were almost finished explaining the security threats they will face. When they were done Lena came forth in true Edge fashion he introduced her, "This is Lena, she is Benji's wife. Her specialty is to annoy anyone to perform anything you want. She is useful when doctors or nurses are stubborn." She gave them a dirty look and introduced herself, "My name is Lena. I serve in Mini Mom's charity department. My name is Lena because I am the expert at identifying things others don't notice." She gave no further detail and sat down. Di and Fin came forth. I was about to say something but Sembi interrupted, "This is Di and Fin. These two are our family's toughest fighters after Sasha. Di is short for 'Distance yourself or else' and Fin stands for Finish. If you get into a fight with these guys. They will come at you with everything but the kitchen sink. They won't stop fighting till you are down. They run a gym and support group that specializes in helping rape and abuse victims." They smiled at the opening that Edge gave that they decided not say anything else but opted sit down. The security team gave a round of applause. Sembi got up and spoke before Sasha managed to announce anything, "My birth name is something that I have completely forgotten. My nickname used to be Simba till I saw the lion king cartoon. I refused to be named after a cartoon character when the rest of them had cool names. The triplets said Sembi by accident and I liked it very much so that's what my name is now. Mini Mom put up a fight but now after all these years she has made peace with the change. I used to work in the UN and I got bored. I decided to complete my medical practice. I served doctors without borders till Mini Mom found out. She almost had cardiac arrest. Now I am a cardio specialist. Mini Mom doesn't want anyone to know our nicknames. She makes it sound like our combined nicknames would form the code breaker to decode the nuclear launch codes. She kept telling us to keep it a secret but we preferred it over our real names. Bats was the easiest to name. His around the world trips were infamous." The kids and security laughed as I blushed deep red. Sembi and Sasha introduced Cole and Basher as civil rights lawyers. Max introduced himself with gusto, "My name is Max. Unlike these guys I am now a pacifist. I am an architectural engineer. I design high rises. I used to be a police officer till I got shot. MM got so frightened she got really sick. I had lost one parent I didn't want to lose another so I switch professions. This is my baby sister Dash. She is a forensic anthropologist. As I recall she has a hunting license that has expired. It needs to be renewed. Mini Mom won't let her drive because the last time she drove, she did something to activate the airbags. They deployed and almost gave Lena a nose job. Let's just say after that we all got chauffeurs as a safety." Edge chuckled, "She is called Dash she used to run really fast when she was sick. Mini Mom would chase after her with her meds." Dash wrinkled her face, "I hate meds and hospitals when I was a kid." I shook my head as Edge annoyingly retorted, "I had to explain that if you didn't take your meds the doctors would stick tubes in unsavory places. That would happen after they had you admitted. I recalled that was around the time when Bats became a germaphobe. You were really stubborn but that changed one morning but you never told us what inspired the turnover." Dash gave him an annoyed look, "Edge! I didn't understand you till GG was admitted. Mini Mom was scared I would get kidnapped so she kept me in her room. She asked me to close my eyes as they were cleaning GG. But I peeked. Trust me after that I would take my meds. I don't want to end up in the hospital." Sasha and Sembi laughed she gave them a 'Shut your mouth' look as she sat down. They shut up but this convinced the security to start laughing.