Sherlock Holmes she is always the
woman. I have seldom heard him men-
tion her under any other name. In his
eyes she eclipses and predominates the
whole of her sex. It was not that he felt any emo-
tion akin to love for Irene Adler. All emotions, and
that one particularly, were abhorrent to his cold,
precise but admirably balanced mind. He was, I
take it, the most perfect reasoning and observing
machine that the world has seen, but as a lover he
would have placed himself in a false position. He
never spoke of the softer passions, save with a gibe
and a sneer. They were admirable things for the ob-
server—excellent for drawing the veil from men's
motives and actions. But for the trained reasoner
to admit such intrusions into his own delicate and
finely adjusted temperament was to introduce a dis-
tracting factor which might throw a doubt upon all
his mental results. Grit in a sensitive instrument, or
a crack in one of his own high-power lenses, would
not be more disturbing than a strong emotion in
a nature such as his. And yet there was but one
woman to him, and that woman was the late Irene
Adler, of dubious and questionable memory.
I had seen little of Holmes lately. My marriage
had drifted us away from each other. My own
complete happiness, and the home-centred inter-
ests which rise up around the man who first finds
himself master of his own establishment, were suf-
ficient to absorb all my attention, while Holmes,
who loathed every form of society with his whole
Bohemian soul, remained in our lodgings in Baker
Street, buried among his old books, and alternating
from week to week between cocaine and ambition,
the drowsiness of the drug, and the fierce energy of
his own keen nature. He was still, as ever, deeply
attracted by the study of crime, and occupied his
immense faculties and extraordinary powers of ob-
servation in following out those clues, and clearing
up those mysteries which had been abandoned as
hopeless by the official police. From time to time
I heard some vague account of his doings: of his
summons to Odessa in the case of the Trepoff mur-
der, of his clearing up of the singular tragedy of
the Atkinson brothers at Trincomalee, and finally
of the mission which he had accomplished so del-
icately and successfully for the reigning family of
Holland. Beyond these signs of his activity, how-
ever, which I merely shared with all the readers of
the daily press, I knew little of my former friend
and companion.
One night—it was on the twentieth of March,
1888—I was returning from a journey to a patient
(for I had now returned to civil practice), when
my way led me through Baker Street. As I passed
the well-remembered door, which must always be
associated in my mind with my wooing, and with
the dark incidents of the Study in Scarlet, I was
seized with a keen desire to see Holmes again, and
to know how he was employing his extraordinary
powers. His rooms were brilliantly lit, and, even as
I looked up, I saw his tall, spare figure pass twice in
a dark silhouette against the blind. He was pacing
the room swiftly, eagerly, with his head sunk upon
his chest and his hands clasped behind him. To me,
who knew his every mood and habit, his attitude
and manner told their own story. He was at work
again. He had risen out of his drug-created dreams
and was hot upon the scent of some new problem.
I rang the bell and was shown up to the chamber
which had formerly been in part my own.
His manner was not effusive. It seldom was;
but he was glad, I think, to see me. With hardly a
word spoken, but with a kindly eye, he waved me
to an armchair, threw across his case of cigars, and
indicated a spirit case and a gasogene in the corner.
Then he stood before the fire and looked me over
in his singular introspective fashion.
"Wedlock suits you," he remarked. "I think,
Watson, that you have put on seven and a half
pounds since I saw you."
"Seven!" I answered.
"Indeed, I should have thought a little more.
Just a trifle more, I fancy, Watson. And in prac-
tice again, I observe. You did not tell me that you
intended to go into harness."
"Then, how do you know?"
"I see it, I deduce it. How do I know that you
have been getting yourself very wet lately, and that
you have a most clumsy and careless servant girl?"
"My dear Holmes," said I, "this is too much.
You would certainly have been burned, had you
lived a few centuries ago. It is true that I had a
country walk on Thursday and came home in a
dreadful mess, but as I have changed my clothes
I can't imagine how you deduce it. As to Mary
Jane, she is incorrigible, and my wife has given her
notice, but there, again, I fail to see how you work
it out."
He chuckled to himself and rubbed his long,
nervous hands together.
"It is simplicity itself," said he; "my eyes tell me
that on the inside of your left shoe, just where the
firelight strikes it, the leather is scored by six almost
parallel cuts. Obviously they have been caused by
someone who has very carelessly scraped round
the edges of the sole in order to remove crusted
mud from it. Hence, you see, my double deduction
that you had been out in vile weather, and that you
had a particularly malignant boot-slitting specimen
of the London slavey. As to your practice, if a gen-
tleman walks into my rooms smelling of iodoform,
with a black mark of nitrate of silver upon his right
forefinger, and a bulge on the right side of his top-
hat to show where he has secreted his stethoscope,
I must be dull, indeed, if I do not pronounce him
to be an active member of the medical profession."
I could not help laughing at the ease with which
he explained his process of deduction. "When I
hear you give your reasons," I remarked, "the thing
always appears to me to be so ridiculously simple
that I could easily do it myself, though at each
successive instance of your reasoning I am baffled
until you explain your process. And yet I believe
that my eyes are as good as yours."
"Quite so," he answered, lighting a cigarette,
and throwing himself down into an armchair. "You
see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear.
For example, you have frequently seen the steps
which lead up from the hall to this room."
"Frequently."
"How often?"
"Well, some hundreds of times."
"Then how many are there?"
"How many? I don't know."
"Quite so! You have not observed. And yet you
have seen. That is just my point. Now, I know that
there are seventeen steps, because I have both seen
and observed. By-the-way, since you are interested
in these little problems, and since you are good
enough to chronicle one or two of my trifling expe-
riences, you may be interested in this." He threw
over a sheet of thick, pink-tinted note-paper which
had been lying open upon the table. "It came by
the last post," said he. "Read it aloud."
The note was undated, and without either sig-
nature or address.
"There will call upon you to-night, at a quarter
to eight o'clock," it said, "a gentleman who desires
to consult you upon a matter of the very deepest
moment. Your recent services to one of the royal
houses of Europe have shown that you are one who
may safely be trusted with matters which are of an
importance which can hardly be exaggerated. This
account of you we have from all quarters received.
Be in your chamber then at that hour, and do not
take it amiss if your visitor wear a mask."
"This is indeed a mystery," I remarked. "What
do you imagine that it means?"
"I have no data yet. It is a capital mistake to
theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins
to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to
suit facts. But the note itself. What do you deduce
from it?"
I carefully examined the writing, and the paper
upon which it was written.
"The man who wrote it was presumably well
to do," I remarked, endeavouring to imitate my
companion's processes. "Such paper could not be
bought under half a crown a packet. It is peculiarly
strong and stiff."
"Peculiar—that is the very word," said Holmes.
"It is not an English paper at all. Hold it up to the
light."
I did so, and saw a large "E" with a small "g,"
a "P," and a large "G" with a small "t" woven into
the texture of the paper.
"What do you make of that?" asked Holmes.
"The name of the maker, no doubt; or his mono-
gram, rather."
"Not at all. The 'G' with the small 't' stands for
'Gesellschaft,' which is the German for 'Company.'
It is a customary contraction like our 'Co.' 'P,' of
course, stands for 'Papier.' Now for the 'Eg.' Let us
glance at our Continental Gazetteer." He took down
a heavy brown volume from his shelves. "Eglow,
Eglonitz—here we are, Egria. It is in a German-
speaking country—in Bohemia, not far from Carls-
bad. 'Remarkable as being the scene of the death
of Wallenstein, and for its numerous glass-factories
and paper-mills.' Ha, ha, my boy, what do you
make of that?" His eyes sparkled, and he sent up a
great blue triumphant cloud from his cigarette.
"The paper was made in Bohemia," I said.
"Precisely. And the man who wrote the note is
a German. Do you note the peculiar construction of
the sentence—'This account of you we have from all
quarters received.' A Frenchman or Russian could
not have written that. It is the German who is so
uncourteous to his verbs. It only remains, therefore,
to discover what is wanted by this German who
writes upon Bohemian paper and prefers wearing
a mask to showing his face. And here he comes, if
I am not mistaken, to resolve all our doubts."
As he spoke there was the sharp sound of
horses' hoofs and grating wheels against the curb,
followed by a sharp pull at the bell. Holmes whis-
tled.
"A pair, by the sound," said he. "Yes," he con-
tinued, glancing out of the window. "A nice little
brougham and a pair of beauties. A hundred and
fty guineas apiece. There's money in this case,
Watson, if there is nothing else."
"I think that I had better go, Holmes."
"Not a bit, Doctor. Stay where you are. I am
lost without my Boswell. And this promises to be
interesting. It would be a pity to miss it."
"But your client—"
"Never mind him. I may want your help, and so
may he. Here he comes. Sit down in that armchair,
Doctor, and give us your best attention."
A slow and heavy step, which had been heard
upon the stairs and in the passage, paused immedi-
ately outside the door. Then there was a loud and
authoritative tap.
"Come in!" said Holmes.
A man entered who could hardly have been less
than six feet six inches in height, with the chest and
limbs of a Hercules. His dress was rich with a rich-
ness which would, in England, be looked upon as
akin to bad taste. Heavy bands of astrakhan were
slashed across the sleeves and fronts of his double-
breasted coat, while the deep blue cloak which was
thrown over his shoulders was lined with flame-
coloured silk and secured at the neck with a brooch
which consisted of a single flaming beryl. Boots
which extended halfway up his calves, and which
were trimmed at the tops with rich brown fur, com-
pleted the impression of barbaric opulence which
was suggested by his whole appearance. He carried
a broad-brimmed hat in his hand, while he wore
across the upper part of his face, extending down
past the cheekbones, a black vizard mask, which
he had apparently adjusted that very moment, for
his hand was still raised to it as he entered. From
the lower part of the face he appeared to be a man
of strong character, with a thick, hanging lip, and a
long, straight chin suggestive of resolution pushed
to the length of obstinacy.
"You had my note?" he asked with a deep harsh
voice and a strongly marked German accent. "I told
you that I would call." He looked from one to the
other of us, as if uncertain which to address.
"Pray take a seat," said Holmes. "This is my
friend and colleague, Dr. Watson, who is occasion-
ally good enough to help me in my cases. Whom
have I the honour to address?"
"You may address me as the Count Von Kramm,
a Bohemian nobleman. I understand that this gen-
tleman, your friend, is a man of honour and discre-
tion, whom I may trust with a matter of the most
extreme importance. If not, I should much prefer
to communicate with you alone."
I rose to go, but Holmes caught me by the wrist
and pushed me back into my chair. "It is both, or
none," said he. "You may say before this gentleman
anything which you may say to me."
The Count shrugged his broad shoulders.
"Then I must begin," said he, "by binding you both
to absolute secrecy for two years; at the end of
that time the matter will be of no importance. At
present it is not too much to say that it is of such
weight it may have an influence upon European
history."
"I promise," said Holmes.
"And I."
"You will excuse this mask," continued our
strange visitor. "The august person who employs
me wishes his agent to be unknown to you, and I
may confess at once that the title by which I have
just called myself is not exactly my own."
"I was aware of it," said Holmes dryly.
"The circumstances are of great delicacy, and
every precaution has to be taken to quench what
might grow to be an immense scandal and seriously
compromise one of the reigning families of Europe.
To speak plainly, the matter implicates the great
House of Ormstein, hereditary kings of Bohemia."
"I was also aware of that," murmured Holmes,
settling himself down in his armchair and closing
his eyes.
Our visitor glanced with some apparent sur-
prise at the languid, lounging figure of the man
who had been no doubt depicted to him as the
most incisive reasoner and most energetic agent
in Europe. Holmes slowly reopened his eyes and
looked impatiently at his gigantic client.
"If your Majesty would condescend to state your
case," he remarked, "I should be better able to ad-
vise you."
The man sprang from his chair and paced up
and down the room in uncontrollable agitation.
Then, with a gesture of desperation, he tore the
mask from his face and hurled it upon the ground.
"You are right," he cried; "I am the King. Why
should I attempt to conceal it?"
"Why, indeed?" murmured Holmes. "Your
Majesty had not spoken before I was aware that
I was addressing Wilhelm Gottsreich Sigismond
von Ormstein, Grand Duke of Cassel-Felstein, and
hereditary King of Bohemia."
"But you can understand," said our strange vis-
itor, sitting down once more and passing his hand
over his high white forehead, "you can understand
that I am not accustomed to doing such business in
my own person. Yet the matter was so delicate that
I could not confide it to an agent without pu
myself in his power. I have come incognito from
Prague for the purpose of consulting you."
"Then, pray consult," said Holmes, shutting his
eyes once more.
"The facts are briefly these: Some five years
ago, during a lengthy visit to Warsaw, I made the
acquaintance of the well-known adventuress, Irene
Adler. The name is no doubt familiar to you."
"Kindly look her up in my index, Doctor," mur-
mured Holmes without opening his eyes. For many
years he had adopted a system of docketing all para-
graphs concerning men and things, so that it was
difficult to name a subject or a person on which he
could not at once furnish information. In this case
I found her biography sandwiched in between that
of a Hebrew rabbi and that of a staff-commander
who had written a monograph upon the deep-sea
fishes.
"Let me see!" said Holmes. "Hum! Born in
New Jersey in the year 1858. Contralto—hum! La
Scala, hum! Prima donna Imperial Opera of War-
saw—yes! Retired from operatic stage—ha! Living
in London—quite so! Your Majesty, as I under-
stand, became entangled with this young person,
wrote her some compromising letters, and is now
desirous of getting those letters back."
"Precisely so. But how—"
"Was there a secret marriage?"
"None."
"No legal papers or certificates?"
"None."
"Then I fail to follow your Majesty. If this young
person should produce her letters for blackmailing
or other purposes, how is she to prove their authen-
ticity?"
"There is the writing."
"Pooh, pooh! Forgery."
"My private note-paper."
"Stolen."
"My own seal."
"Imitated."
"My photograph."
"Bought."
"We were both in the photograph."
"Oh, dear! That is very bad! Your Majesty has
indeed committed an indiscretion."
"I was mad—insane."
"You have compromised yourself seriously."
"I was only Crown Prince then. I was young. I
am but thirty now."
"It must be recovered."
"We have tried and failed."
"Your Majesty must pay. It must be bought."
"She will not sell."
"Stolen, then."
"Five attempts have been made. Twice burglars
in my pay ransacked her house. Once we diverted
her luggage when she travelled. Twice she has been
waylaid. There has been no result."
"No sign of it?"
"Absolutely none."
Holmes laughed. "It is quite a pretty little prob-
lem," said he.
"But a very serious one to me," returned the
King reproachfully.
"Very, indeed. And what does she propose to
do with the photograph?"
"To ruin me."
"But how?"
"I am about to be married."
"So I have heard."
"To Clotilde Lothman von Saxe-Meningen, sec-
ond daughter of the King of Scandinavia. You may
know the strict principles of her family. She is her-
self the very soul of delicacy. A shadow of a doubt
as to my conduct would bring the matter to an
end."
"And Irene Adler?"
"Threatens to send them the photograph. And
she will do it. I know that she will do it. You do
not know her, but she has a soul of steel. She has
the face of the most beautiful of women, and the
mind of the most resolute of men. Rather than I
should marry another woman, there are no lengths
to which she would not go—none."
"You are sure that she has not sent it yet?"
"I am sure."
"And why?"
"Because she has said that she would send it
on the day when the betrothal was publicly pro-
claimed. That will be next Monday."
"Oh, then we have three days yet," said Holmes
with a yawn. "That is very fortunate, as I have
one or two matters of importance to look into just
at present. Your Majesty will, of course, stay in
London for the present?"
"Certainly. You will find me at the Langham
under the name of the Count Von Kramm."
"Then I shall drop you a line to let you know
"Pray do so. I shall be all anxiety."
"Then, as to money?"
"You have carte blanche."
"Absolutely?"
"I tell you that I would give one of the provinces
of my kingdom to have that photograph."
"And for present expenses?"
The King took a heavy chamois leather bag from
under his cloak and laid it on the table.
"There are three hundred pounds in gold and
seven hundred in notes," he said.
Holmes scribbled a receipt upon a sheet of his
note-book and handed it to him.
"And Mademoiselle's address?" he asked.
"Is Briony Lodge, Serpentine Avenue, St. John's
Wood."
Holmes took a note of it. "One other question,"
said he. "Was the photograph a cabinet?"
"It was."
"Then, good-night, your Majesty, and I trust
that we shall soon have some good news for you.
And good-night, Watson," he added, as the wheels
of the royal brougham rolled down the street. "If
you will be good enough to call to-morrow after-
noon at three o'clock I should like to chat this little
matter over with you."
CHAPTER II.
At three o'clock precisely I was at Baker Street,
but Holmes had not yet returned. The landlady in-
formed me that he had left the house shortly after
eight o'clock in the morning. I sat down beside the
fire, however, with the intention of awaiting him,
however long he might be. I was already deeply
interested in his inquiry, for, though it was sur-
rounded by none of the grim and strange features
which were associated with the two crimes which I
have already recorded, still, the nature of the case
and the exalted station of his client gave it a charac-
ter of its own. Indeed, apart from the nature of the
investigation which my friend had on hand, there
was something in his masterly grasp of a situation,
and his keen, incisive reasoning, which made it a
pleasure to me to study his system of work, and
to follow the quick, subtle methods by which he
disentangled the most inextricable mysteries. So
accustomed was I to his invariable success that the
very possibility of his failing had ceased to enter
into my head.
It was close upon four before the door opened,
and a drunken-looking groom, ill-kempt and side-
whiskered, with an inflamed face and disreputable
clothes, walked into the room. Accustomed as I
was to my friend's amazing powers in the use of
disguises, I had to look three times before I was
certain that it was indeed he. With a nod he van-
ished into the bedroom, whence he emerged in five
minutes tweed-suited and respectable, as of old.
Putting his hands into his pockets, he stretched out
his legs in front of the fire and laughed heartily for
some minutes.
"Well, really!" he cried, and then he choked and
laughed again until he was obliged to lie back, limp
and helpless, in the chair.
"What is it?"
"It's quite too funny. I am sure you could never
guess how I employed my morning, or what I
ended by doing."
"I can't imagine. I suppose that you have been
watching the habits, and perhaps the house, of Miss
Irene Adler."
"Quite so; but the sequel was rather unusual. I
will tell you, however. I left the house a little af-
ter eight o'clock this morning in the character of a
groom out of work. There is a wonderful sympathy
and freemasonry among horsey men. Be one of
them, and you will know all that there is to know. I
soon found Briony Lodge. It is a bijou villa, with a
garden at the back, but built out in front right up to
the road, two stories. Chubb lock to the door. Large
sitting-room on the right side, well furnished, with
long windows almost to the floor, and those pre-
posterous English window fasteners which a child
could open. Behind there was nothing remarkable,
save that the passage window could be reached
from the top of the coach-house. I walked round it
and examined it closely from every point of view,
but without noting anything else of interest.
expected, that there was a mews in a lane which
runs down by one wall of the garden. I lent the
ostlers a hand in rubbing down their horses, and
received in exchange twopence, a glass of half and
half, two fills of shag tobacco, and as much infor-
mation as I could desire about Miss Adler, to say
nothing of half a dozen other people in the neigh-
bourhood in whom I was not in the least interested,
but whose biographies I was compelled to listen
to."
"And what of Irene Adler?" I asked.
"Oh, she has turned all the men's heads down
in that part. She is the daintiest thing under a bon-
net on this planet. So say the Serpentine-mews, to
a man. She lives quietly, sings at concerts, drives
out at five every day, and returns at seven sharp
for dinner. Seldom goes out at other times, except
when she sings. Has only one male visitor, but
a good deal of him. He is dark, handsome, and
dashing, never calls less than once a day, and often
twice. He is a Mr. Godfrey Norton, of the Inner
Temple. See the advantages of a cabman as a con-
fidant. They had driven him home a dozen times
from Serpentine-mews, and knew all about him.
When I had listened to all they had to tell, I began
to walk up and down near Briony Lodge once more,
and to think over my plan of campaign.
"This Godfrey Norton was evidently an impor-
tant factor in the matter. He was a lawyer. That
sounded ominous. What was the relation between
them, and what the object of his repeated visits?
Was she his client, his friend, or his mistress? If
the former, she had probably transferred the photo-
graph to his keeping. If the latter, it was less likely.
On the issue of this question depended whether I
should continue my work at Briony Lodge, or turn
my attention to the gentleman's chambers in the
Temple. It was a delicate point, and it widened the
field of my inquiry. I fear that I bore you with these
details, but I have to let you see my little difficulties,
if you are to understand the situation."
"I am following you closely," I answered.
"I was still balancing the matter in my mind
when a hansom cab drove up to Briony Lodge,
and a gentleman sprang out. He was a remark-
ably handsome man, dark, aquiline, and mous-
tached—evidently the man of whom I had heard.
He appeared to be in a great hurry, shouted to the
cabman to wait, and brushed past the maid who
opened the door with the air of a man who was
thoroughly at home.
"He was in the house about half an hour, and
I could catch glimpses of him in the windows of
the sitting-room, pacing up and down, talking ex-
citedly, and waving his arms. Of her I could see
nothing. Presently he emerged, looking even more
flurried than before. As he stepped up to the cab,
he pulled a gold watch from his pocket and looked
at it earnestly, 'Drive like the devil,' he shouted,
'first to Gross & Hankey's in Regent Street, and
then to the Church of St. Monica in the Edgeware
Road. Half a guinea if you do it in twenty minutes!'
"Away they went, and I was just wondering
whether I should not do well to follow them when
up the lane came a neat little landau, the coachman
with his coat only half-buttoned, and his tie under
his ear, while all the tags of his harness were stick-
ing out of the buckles. It hadn't pulled up before
she shot out of the hall door and into it. I only
caught a glimpse of her at the moment, but she was
a lovely woman, with a face that a man might die
for.
" 'The Church of St. Monica, John,' she cried,
'and half a sovereign if you reach it in twenty min-
utes.'
"This was quite too good to lose, Watson. I
was just balancing whether I should run for it, or
whether I should perch behind her landau when
a cab came through the street. The driver looked
twice at such a shabby fare, but I jumped in before
he could object. 'The Church of St. Monica,' said
I, 'and half a sovereign if you reach it in twenty
minutes.' It was twenty-five minutes to twelve, and
of course it was clear enough what was in the wind.
"My cabby drove fast. I don't think I ever drove
faster, but the others were there before us. The cab
and the landau with their steaming horses were in
front of the door when I arrived. I paid the man
and hurried into the church. There was not a soul
there save the two whom I had followed and a
surpliced clergyman, who seemed to be expostu-
lating with them. They were all three standing in
a knot in front of the altar. I lounged up the side
aisle like any other idler who has dropped into a
church. Suddenly, to my surprise, the three at the
altar faced round to me, and Godfrey Norton came
running as hard as he could towards me.
" 'Thank God,' he cried. 'You'll do. Come!
Come!'
" 'What then?' I asked.
" 'Come, man, come, only three minutes, or it
won't be legal.'
"I was half-dragged up to the altar, and be-
fore I knew where I was I found myself mumbling
responses which were whispered in my ear, and
vouching for things of which I knew nothing, and
generally assisting in the secure tying up o