Yep! I'm so dead!
So…
I was wrong, again…
You see...
That monster…
It was simply too big for me to take on…
*Cough* *Cough* I coughed out a bit of blood. My inner organs were critically injured, and still required some time to heal.
That's right… Just a few seconds ago, I had charged my way towards the monstrous and colossal figure that tried to show its dominance in front of me, and as a result of my hopeless strategy, I got slammed towards a wall.
*Cough* 'He's too fast…' Were my thoughts after I had experienced its mighty slam. The creature was quite fast, even for its size.
Nonetheless, no matter how big and powerful it is... Do you really think that I'll willfully surrender to it?!
For sure, I did know that my situation was similar to that of a cornered little rat that was bound to get a hand shoved in inside its throat...
Before that hand ever gets inside of the throat though, I'll make sure to be the type of rat that will bite the hand off! If I fail, I will simply end my life! Because why would I even want to get tarnished and humiliated by this ugly, gigantic, and massive looking monster?!
Wait a minute… I feel like there's something wrong with the way I structure my words. It somehow feels quite, like a H anime plot...
Big size, overpowering, not willing to surrender...
Oh no…
Did I actually say something stupid...?
I did, didn't I...?
Well, whatever. Let's just do what I actually meant to say! To die a brave death!
"Ahhh!" I charged towards the monster again. My injuries were healed enough, and at the moment, adrenaline was kicking in my body. There was no better chance for me, than to attack now!
*Bam*
Unfortunately, all the adrenaline was all for naught…
But did I stop?
No.
I know it may come as masochistic, but I really wasn't. I just had nothing else to do than to charge my way into a fight, after all…
Like, the next tunnel led to nowhere, the way back was impossible. What was I supposed to do, other than to die or to try to fight in order to survive? I really had no choice but to suffer some gruesome injuries…
Again and again, I kept charging forward, in search of a pattern, in order to escape the horrible deja vu. The situation was like a hardcore RPG game that I had played before, except, the difference was that I was actually feeling pain, even when I was capable of healing.
Seriously… It was truly some kind of torture for me to heal and get back up. But honestly, that was the only way for me in life.
To suffer…
'Huh? Why am I suddenly being so miserable? Why am I all about suffering, when I had never really suffered in life? Oh gosh, am I about to go into my emo phase?! There was something like discovering my darkside, wasn't there?! Gasp! Maybe that is the answer!'
*Puff*
'What the…'
I was no longer the giant that I was just now, and was back to my normal self. There I was, in front of the monster, on my knees, looking as miserable as ever…
There were no injuries on my body though, but I was sure that I was about to get something worse than that with my average peak human body.
When facing a monster like the one that was in front of me, I know for a fact that a normal body like mine won't be able to do anything. No matter the amount of martial arts that I've mastered, it would be useless without the power to even tickle the monster. Probably ten grenades or something can only do this b*tch some harm…
*Wiener*
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Host is exhausted! Consumption of food is needed as soon as possible, or host will die!
Total Exp: 46/50
Outer PP level: 0
Inner PP level: 0
PP points: 41 (Dormant)
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'Well f*ck. Who would've thought…'
My body was completely exhausted, that it wasn't even able to sustain a stronger form than my base form. Even my base form wasn't able to do anything! I was that exhausted and out of energy, and my body getting any weaker was surely not possible! Other than me dying of course… Which will probably happen.
"Sh*t…" Without me realizing, the tentacles of the monster had wrapped themselves around my arms while I was deep inside my own thoughts. Not even my luck tingle was functional.
Truly, I was no better than dead.
'Should I just bite my tongue to kill myself or something?' I wondered, since I did not want to get humiliated any further. Not that I was really humiliated in the first place. The power difference was simply too much! That monster should definitely be ashamed of fighting a small ant like me!
"I- I'm sorry…" Just as I was about to bite my own tongue, the voice of a girl distracted me from doing so.
The voice was coming from the monster, and it was being genuine as well, because apparently, I wasn't being brought towards its mouth.
I was brought near its chest instead, and that's how something miraculous began to happen…
The skin of the monster's chest became thinner, as it separated from the center to the sides, in order to reveal a pretty face and a body that I had probably fell in love with. Pink and smooth hair, blue berry eyes, a fit figure that was close to petite, and lastly a cute little…
'Is that a wiener?!'
"Holy fish paste! It's a guy!" I couldn't help but let out a yell due to the surprise that I had over the fact that the person that I was so sure of was a girl, is in fact a guy.
Upon my surprised reaction, the girl or guy's sad expression didn't change, and actually remained as apologetic looking as before. One thing did change nonetheless, which was something very tragic for me.
Well, you see…
"Wait wait wait! What are you doing?! I thought you were sorry!" Were the words that I yelled out loud, because the tentacles were moving again, and were bringing me towards the mouth of the monster this time.
"I'm sorry for having to kill you little human who dared to trespass." The cute guy gave me quite the unsatisfactory answer.
"Huh?! What do you mean trespass?! I was clearly invited!" I made sure to explain the misunderstanding quickly. After all, my life was on the line.
"Proo-"
"Stop!"