Chapter 5 The Dudes

Suddenly, everyone stopped their staring and crumpled to the ground. What a strong pressure!!! No one in the hall was spared from being hit by this sudden pressure, besides me, my dad and big brother Kyong. As they all fell to the ground, I acted shocked on the surface but I was in fact increasing the strength of my Spiritual Sense.

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"Stare! Stare some more lah! You think you're worthy of staring at this master?! Don't think I, Xing Luo, cannot perceive all the ill intent you're sending me!"

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"Ah, this Master Xing Luo?...Uh, what force does your excellency hail from? We haven't been staring at your excellency at all! Haven't we been wronged? Even if you're an almighty, it isn't very good to use your strength to falsely accuse the weak!" The short plump elder suddenly spoke up. Being suppressed under this terrifying pressure and barely withstanding it, he had decided to correct this matter with the unknown master lest people died during such a harmonious day. Of course if there were people staring at this Master Xing Luo with ill intentions, he would sniff them all out himself!

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"Ah? You all heard me?" The presiding elder sudden call out startled me greatly. "Am I not speaking to myself? Don't tell me...Fuck me!" Ah, that explained it. I was using Spiritual Sense to pressure everyone, my Spiritual Sense was connected to my Spiritual Sea, and my Spiritual Sea was located in my mind...So whatever thoughts I had were automatically transmitted to everyone suppressed here through the Spiritual Energy waves. Truly, fuck.

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"May your excellency take back your pressure? If so, I can help find and catch the people who wronged you." For the short plump elder, this was the perfect chance to curry favor with someone as strong as this Master Xing Luo. If he could gain the favor of this mysterious master, he would definitely be able to soar up through the ranks of the family and possibly take hold the position of Severlance Family Patriarch.

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"Catch? Catch what? Catch who? Catch when? All those that are on the ground right now are those who indeed have offended this master, including you!!!!" This stinking piece of shit that doesn't know his place dared try to curry favor with me?!?! Unacceptable!

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Upon seeing the scene before them, father and big brother Kyong were utterly speechless.

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"Why is everyone kneeling on the ground? Is there someone behind me??" The two adults turned around to check but found nothing. When they saw nothing behind them, they either decided that the person Elder Yan was sweet talking to was someone insanely strong, or everyone drank something wrong and its side effects were finally showing.

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After another 10 minutes of negotiating back and forth, I decided to finally release them. Why? Because my elder siblings and the other elders with the current patriarch were on their way now! I was currently only 5 years old without any proper foundation or training, how could I dare linger and make trouble for the family any longer? I wasn't scared of the elders or the patriarch nor was I afraid that my identity would be exposed. I decided to stop harassing these guests and my family elder as a show of respect towards by elder siblings. Even as a bully, I have certain lines that I wouldn't cross.

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By the time the rest of my cousins and the elders of my family arrived, everyone had already got up, although their faces were still pale, they'd manage to force out sincere smiles for the new arrivals. After all, my cousins were the gems that were going to be displayed today.

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Standing from afar, I spotted 3 males and 4 females huddled together next to the elders. I assumed they were my cousins. From the left, this young man was tall, slim, fair and damn, was he too poor to get a haircut?! Was a haircut here only available for royals? Why was his hair all the way to his knees??? Looking from my height, he appeared to at least 180 cm tall, which also meant that his hair was exceptionally long. I also don't know his name, it seemed that my previous self had not even met this person yet. I decided to just call him Brother Longfa, after his long hair.

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Moving on, the next person to Brother Longfa was another tall young man at the height of 181 cm. He was slim and had darker skin than Brother Longfa. His arms were of average length but were incredibly muscular...it seemed that I had found the common work out enthusiast, his name was Brother Yong Sheng? His name was the direct translation of eternal life?! Damn, his parents were bold! Most people don't know this but if you gave your children names like Yong Sheng, Shen Long, Xuan Tian and the like, you have indirectly challenged the Authority and Might of Heaven. Your senseless naming may either bring your children wealth, health and success or, an early death. Back when I was in Heaven, I had actually found records of people who were struck by Heavenly Lightning just because of their names. Oh, the records I found was already the 100th volume. So yeah, as those were the cause and effects of parents boldly naming their children, I'm not too sure about this world's principles.

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Right...Those ignorant modern parents who insulted Heaven and the various Gods who lived there died even earlier. When Atheists die, they don't go to the afterlife nor get reincarnated, their souls are just thrown into the great Void and slowly disperse without knowing. Science is great and all but, is only a pillar that supports the backs of sentient beings who look down on cultivation. It works for short time and all but when their realms get invaded or destroyed, they can only blame themselves for being stubborn.

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The next person was, Brother Rayzer. He had an average height, average looks and average skin colour. Everything that my old self knew about him was average. Brother Rayzer was so average looking that between the 3 elder brothers, he was the most popular and sought after by the common folk and merchants' daughters. He was so down to earth that even his family members doubted whether he was truly blood related with his two other troublemaking siblings. I had a good impression of him immediately, I could tell he was a good person, as for the proof? My gut was never wrong.

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