"Let's see who can outlast the other, Kenji!" Kaname shouted as one of Kenji's blades/spears had been sent at him. It's speed pierced through the air, it'd sharp edge just waiting to impale Kaname's heart. Lowering his right baton, he quickly lifted it up as it made contact with the middle of the spear and quickly deflected it. Kenji watched as the spear had been sent flying in his direction, moving to the side as it made a hole in the building behind him.
Kaname dashed forward, his left baton low and his right baton high in the air as he took an abrupt stop. Using the momentum he gained from running, he twisted his ankle as he spun around in a circle. Kenji sent five of his spears at Kaname, who was expecting him to do just that. As wind gathered around Kaname's spinning body, Kenji had his spears a few inches away from the spinning boy. All five of them had been aimed for his vital organs, a deliberate plan to kill Kaname. Or at least, that's what it seemed to Bakura.
Once the spears shot at Kaname, they each bounced off of him and Kenji was shocked to see that happen. Looking a bit more closely, Kenji realized how blurry Kaname was looking to him. "Oh... I see. Since you began to spin around like a spin top, you somehow managed to gather enough wind to create... your own defensive tornado!", Kenji laughed as his spears all lined up vertically and he heard Kaname laugh aloud to himself. Raising an eyebrow, he wondered why the boy would be laughing at a terrible moment like this? "BLACK TORNADO SPIN!" Kaname shouted as a miniature tornado had been moving towards Kenji. Kenji, believing he would be able to withstand any damage gained from this attack, had shielded himself via his spears being in a perfect circle around him.
His eyes widened in surprise as he could feel rapid strikes against his spears. Kenji had become confined in the tornado with Kaname. Kaname was trying his absolute best to break through and end this as quickly as possible. Putting all his strength into his left arm, Kaname's red eyes were filled with burning determination. He wasn't going to give up so easily, just right when he was so close to winning!
"How could a human even produce an attack like this!?! This shouldn't be possible!" Kenji shouted as Kaname swung his left baton downwards at two spears protecting Kenji. They snapped in two as Kenji's eyes had been filled with horror as Kaname leapt towards him and threw a punch with his right fist across his face. "That was for insulting my grandpa!" Kaname shouted as he performed a roundhouse kick quickly after attacking Kenji. Feeling the right side of his ribs being cracked open, Kenji was knocked aside to the ground. The flame on his ring had vanished along with the spears being casted away into oblivion.
"You should never disrespect your elders, jackass." Kaname said as he began to walk away from Kenji. With his back turned, he wouldn't even bother finishing him off. Kaname deemed him to be 'unworthy' of another strike from his fists. Unfortunately for Kaname's tired body, the fight had been a bit far from over. A spear flew past his face and Kaname's footsteps had stopped as he felt a beast-like presence from behind him.
Turning his head to the side, he was surprised to see that Kenji was still able to stand with all the injuries he had given earlier. "How the hell are you even breathing right now?"
"I... Don't know... but what I do know is... I'll kick your... ass right here and now...!" Kenji said as he sluggishly walked to Kaname and threw an uppercut at his jaw. Kaname fell onto his back and coughed up blood onto his shirt as Kenji got onto him. Throwing pathetic weak punches against Kaname's face, Kenji growled as he held up his arms and slammed them down on Kaname's chest. Puking blood onto his shirt, Kaname tried his best to push Kenji off of him but the boy didn't budge. In fact, Kenji had a spear floating high in the sky. "I... knew we would... both get tired out... quickly so I... planned ahead of you. You're so... stupid!" Kenji said through his gritted teeth as the spear from the sky had been falling down. It's only target was the head of Kaname, the only man alive that could beat Bakura.
"25TH SPEAR: ARC-C!" Kenji had shouted as the spear had pierced through the sky, almost nearing it's target. Kaname struggled to get up but it was no use. He couldn't get the bastard off of him so he could dodge the stupid spear. Kaname closed his eyes and let out a heavy sigh. He had actually accepted that this just might be where he would die. He wasn't okay with dying to a damn spear but it was refreshing to know he died because he was a nuisance to Bakura's plans. "I'm ashamed to admit this... but Arisa, I always admired the way you was able to become friends with... practically everyone. And Izana... sorry for the trouble I've caused you. Please forgive me." Kaname thought as a smile formed on his lips. Kenji had been surprised to see that... a fool like this would smile in his final moments of living. "I don't fear death! It's just the next chapter of life, that's all." Kaname said as the spear... had finally reached it's target.
Somewhere on the streets of Namimori, Arisa's heart felt like it was punched. She dropped to her knees and held herself up against a wall. "Kaname... KANAME! KAANAMEEE!" She shouted so loudly that Renovatio could hear it from all over the city. "Oh, so Kaname's losing? What an interesting turn of events, huh?" He said. He chuckled and lighted a cigarette, unaware that our king vamp- i mean our beloved Kaname had died.
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Or... so you thought. Probably not. A hand had grabbed the spear just in time before it could even scratch Kaname's forehead and the two boys had been surprised to see who it was. A man no older than 20 years old had arrived at the scene just in time to prevent the death of our most loved character in the series. "Kaname... just what the hell are you doing on the ground? I thought you were the strongest man in Namimori. Guess I was wrong." The man said as his green peacoat coat had radiated some dangerous form of energy. His black long pants had a chain with small blue boxes wrapped around it tightly. On his left finger was a ring that had a blue crystal embedded in the middle of it. And his curly black hair looked... immaculate.
Tightening his grip around the spear, with the use of pure strength, the man easily snapped it into two. Just by using one hand! "Ah, Kenji. You really have outdone yourself this time. Forcing my 10 year younger self to use the 10-year bazooka is amazing. Of course, I'm going to have to cut this conversation short." 20 years old Lucci said as he took one step and ended up in front of Kenji. He had barely moved an inch from where he was originally standing! "No... he did walk to us... he just walked so fast that my eyes can't keep up with him!", Kenji thought as he was lifted up by his throat by the older Lucci. Using his left hand to hold Kenji up, Lucci channeled some strange mysterious power into his right hand.
A blue-like flame had gracefully manifested itself onto his right hand. He then placed his right hand onto Kenji's chest and smiled as Kenji was afraid of what he would do to him. "Don't worry, I'm just draining you of your stamina. You ain't dead just yet. I'm getting the both of you out of here, I know you weren't really working with Bakura. Well I should say 'aren't' in this time but you get what I mean." Lucci stated as he lifted Kaname onto his shoulder along with Kenji and sighed as he dashed straight into a wall from one of the abandoned buildings.
"ARE YOU CRAZY, YOU OLD MAN!?! YOU'LL DIE FROM A CONCUSSION BEFORE YOU GET US TO SAFETY!!", Kenji shouted at the older Lucci and he just laughed Kenji's concerns off. That just made Kenji distrust this time traveling comrade even more than before. But if he was so sure on getting them both out of here, let him do whatever he wants. "Truth be told, none of what you are seeing is real! It's all just a strong illusion Bakura made. I'm surprised your brains hadn't been fried for however long you were fighting each other!" Lucci laughed as he managed to take his friends back into Namimori and hid them in an alleyway. The two fools had been staring at each other, speechless.
"I admit, I was stupid for not seeing that you weren't working with the bastard of your own free will. I won't let the same mistake happen again, Kenji. Please forgive this idiotic fool." Kaname said as he bowed to Kenji, though his ribs hurt alot from their previous attacks. Kenji didn't know what to say, to be honest. It is never expected of Kaname to throw away his pride and apologize for his actions. It just seemed way too out of character for him to do this. "Whatever! Just stop acting like this! Your weirding me out!" Kenji proclaimed as Kaname let out a chuckle as the two fist-bumped.
The three boys had left the alleyway and walked on the side walk of the street. Pedestrians gave the boys sick and disgusted looks as they noticed the blood on their clothes. Especially Kaname, who was ignoring their stares. Brass knuckles equipped, Kaname attempted to run forward but quickly felt down from the severity of his injuries. The 20-year old Lucci whistled as Kaname tried to get his body to move. "D-damn it... He's nearby! I can't let this opportunity slip!", Kaname thought as he began to crawl forward. Crouching down, Lucci placed his hand on Kaname's neck and the boy immediately was rendered unconscious. Lucci then cracked his knuckles as he took Kaname's brass knuckles and equipped them to himself.
A few meters ahead of them was Bakura, sipping a bottle of Boba tea and his dagger was thrown at Lucci. Lucci moved his head to the side as he slowly walked to Bakura, his body giving off a deadly battle aura. Bakura rubbed his eyes and yawned as pedestrians began to crowd the two. "You are a strong person, whomever you are. However... you stand in the way of me killing Soichiro and his friends. So... die for me, will you?" Bakura said as he held his hand high into the air. Closing his eyes, he concentrated and molded the mist flame into... something huge. Looking up, Lucci could see that in the night sky, a rocky ball had appeared. It looked to be super small but it grew in size as Bakura concentrated.
Dismissing this, Lucci reached for his gun in his jacket and aimed for Bakura's head. "You were always talking about how you were gonna kill my brother. Vindice prison changed you for the better, in my time." Lucci whispered to himself as he was now about to pull the trigger on Bakura.
Bakura's eyes shot open as he pointed up to show... a gigantic meteor about to collide with the town of Namimori. Lucci looked up and pointed his gun upwards, a heavy sigh escaping his mouth. "EX: Barbados Diver."
Lucci fired a massive wave of blue energy into the sky and it collided with the meteor. The wave of energy was forcing small cracks in the meteor, and Bakura was surprised to see this happen. "What are you?! How can you do this?!" Bakura shouted st Lucci and the 20 year old didn't reply as the meteor dissolved.
"The meteor wasn't real. If it had been, well... we all would have died. So thank the lord! Anyways, Bakura. You're going to regret looking down on Soichiro; He's a force to be reckoned with. But I doubt you'd listen." Lucci remarked as Bakura himself disappeared into nothing and the teenagers stared at Lucci in awe. They were amazed by how strong this man was! He single-handedly made Bakura, OF ALL PEOPLE, to retreat without moving an inch from his spot. Lucci was simply amazing! "That guy... was the 10 year old kid?! He's super strong now! Kaname, did you train him or something!?" Kenji asked the boy and Kaname shook his head. He couldn't have possibly trained this dude, could he?
"I'm not as strong as Kaname... in my time, that is. He's the strongest of Giove XII's guardians, thats what I think. Kaname, if you see Arisa, don't let her go to-" Lucci couldn't have finished his sentence as he dissolved into a pink dust. The 10 year old Lucci was found on the ground, wrapped in bandages from his injuries. He was glaring right at Kaname, who nervously had sweat roll down the back of his neck. Then they were surrounded by police cars and an ambulance. All three of them had been taken to the hospital and questioned by the police.
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ews of Kaname being hospitalized had gotten around fast. Everyone in Namimori Middle was gossiping about it, mostly the boys. Arisa had been questioned by all of the boys on how bad his injuries would be and if he was going to come back to school. "W-well... he c-can't come to school f-for a few w-weeks. And he has t-two f-f-f-fractured ribs!" She squeaked as the boys had surrounded her completely. Lust had filled their eyes and they all grabbed various places of her body. All while doing this IN FRONT OF THE DAMN SCHOOL. She let out a cry for help and tried to pry herself away from their grip.
Suddenly, the boys stopped moving. Two foot-steps was all it took to get them to stop. They all turned their heads to see Soichiro taking off his brown jacket. He was now wearing a brown sweater with "G" on the back of it. "Let her go... or else!" Soichiro shouted and the boys put their hands over their mouths as they looked at Soichiro. Then they all busted out laughing.
"REEEHAHAHAHAHAHA! IS THIS STICK REALLY GONNA BEAT US ALL?! HE COULDN'T EVEN TAKE ONE OF US!"
"HE'S BUILT LIKE A LAFFY TAFFY: EASILY BROKEN!"
"SOI-LOSS REALLY HAS SOME GUTS TO TRY AND ATTACK US! YOU COULDN'T LAND A PUNCH-" Before the second year could finish his sentence, a fist had managed to strike his face. All the male students had stopped laughing as they already knew who would have the balls to attack a crowd of men.
"Were you... just laughing at my boss? I should cut your tongue out and feed it to you." Yoruichi, the right hand man of Giove XII, had arrived on the scene at the nick of time. The second year who had been beaten to the ground had begun to crawl away but Yoruichi grabbed him by the ankle and began to squeeze really hard. "Next time you touch the boss's woman... I'll kill you. You'll be begging for mercy!" Yoruichi shouted as he let go of the second year and walked over his body. The perverted group of boys ran away in fear of dying by the hands of Yoruichi, even being near the guy was enough to give anyone fear. Soichiro's jaw dropped wide open as Arisa had walked closer to him, her arms wrapping around him.
"Thank you, Soichiro, for trying to help me. I really appreciate the effort. Next time, I won't need help from you or Yoruichi!" Arisa said as she bowed to Yoruichi. He just shrugged and threw a stack of money on the ground as he put his knee on it. He held Arisa's hand and stared into her orange eyes. "It was my pleasure, Miss Aoi. I would do anything for the boss and his woman. Even if it gets me killed." Yoruichi said as he kissed her hand and the girl's mind went into a frenzy. She then proceeded to run off with a red face and Soichiro fell on his back. He was... in shambles that Yoruichi... could make a girl go crazy with just a kiss. Amazing wasn't the word for Yoruichi: It would be "spectacular!".
Our white haired girl had flipped over Soichiro's body, surprising both Yoruichi and Soichiro. "Hotaru, what seems to be the rush?" Soichiro asked as he put on his jacket and she gave a letter to Soichiro. He held it in his hands and looked at the envelope. The seal had a... picture of a bullet. "Renovatio told me to give that to you. He said its from some 'Giove XI' guy, whoever that is." At the mention of Giove XI, Yoruichi quickly took the paper from Soichiro's hand and threw it onto a tree. Yoruichi then proceeded to get down on the ground and covered his ears, with Soichiro doing the same. Hotaru was confused by their action and turned to the letter, which had exploded. Amazing.
"Oh, so thats why they covered their ears. Wait, I can't even hear anything. HELLOOOO!" Hotaru yelled aloud and got a hundred hellos back from the boys. She shrugged and saw Renovatio in the sky. He was wearing a parachute and had a letter in his hand. Laughing as he landed, Renovatio was smiling proudly as his student was baffled by his grand entrance. "You see, that was a dummy letter. I wanted to see if any of you were dumb enough to accept a letter, a mysterious one at that, from your colleagues. Or well... if that really was your friend." Renovatio said as... HOTARU was on his back?! She waved at Yoruichi, who facepalmed so hard that Soichiro was sure that his hand would be stuck to his face.
Suddenly the Hotaru next to them had dissolved into nothing and Yoruichi was just... confused by the whole thing. Like... none of what was happening made any sense to him. But stuff like this has happened for the last few months. "You can't trust everyone, even your own comrades. You never know who is going to turn on you in the mafia, regardless of your past or connection to each other. Yoruichi understood this as he knew very well that Giove XI would never send a letter with that type of seal. Right, Yoru?" Renovatio said as Yoruichi nodded and the real Hotaru was brushing off any dirt Soichiro had on his clothes. Renovatio watched Soichiro look at the time on his watch and had a ghostly face as the bell was about to ring for first period.
Hotaru, Yoruichi, and Soichiro immediately dashed off. They waved goodbye to Renovatio, who was a bit sad he hadn't gotten a hug goodbye, and the trio stormed the school without a second thought. Soichiro even ran past teachers and did a front flip over a custodian. Yoruichi was busy out running Hotaru, who engaged him on a race to see who could make it to first period... first. Haha... weak pun. Soon enough, all three of them had been a few meters away from the door and the bell was sure to ring in a few seconds.
At the last moment, Soichiro noticed a leg had been stuck out at the entrance of the door. Soichiro tried his best to stop his body from running but it was no use. He tripped over the leg and fell on the ground, face-first. Yoruichi had watched this and let out a gasp of horror as he slammed his foot down on the ground to stop his body. He quickly turned his head to the side to see Hotaru, who had her game face on, and the two collided not a second later. The trio of fools had fallen into the classroom, startling the entire class. Soichiro looked up to see multiple sets of eyes on him; No, all three of them. Some of the girls in the classroom looked at Soichiro with disgusted looks on their faces while the boys had shifted their gaze.
"Why is it always me...?" Soichiro wondered to himself as a hand was stretched out to him. He accepted it and was pulled up on his two feet, dusting dirt off of his uniform. It was quite rare for someone to offer their hand out to him, even if it was for his homework. Soichiro looked up to see a girl with scarlet hair, who was reaching for his face. Only for Hotaru, the quickest of the class, spun Soichiro's body and made him face her. Soichiro's face was beet red as the two girls had stared at each other while he was in the middle of them. "Izana Kunagiri, the leader of the boxing team? I'M A HUGE FAN OF YOU!" Hotaru said as she pulled out a picture of Izana standing over an unconscious man in a boxing ring. "SQUEEEEEEEE! I HADN'T NOTICED YOU WERE IN OUR CLASS! SOICHIRO, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
Hotaru's shouting had disrupted the classroom flow and caused a few of the girls to send dirty looks at them. Izana stepped outside of the classroom with Hotaru, Yoruichi, and a reluctant Soichiro following after her. Only Soichiro was on edge as Izana pointed a finger at him, her calm gaze was enough to make him cry a bit. "Kaname... is in the hospital because of you? I heard some fascinating stories about you, Tsukuba. Kaname respects you... so much, a boy such as you." Izana bluntly said, her words having an emphasis on 'you'. Yoruichi scoffed at her words as he clenched his fists.
"You must think boss is weak, don't you? He could take on 100 men and still be standing! We could prove it to ya!" Yoruichi said as a smile formed on his face. Soichiro's soul then left his body as he stared at his best friend with dull eyes. Yoruichi was gonna be the death of this boy at some point in his life. Seriously, Soichiro really thinks Yoruichi would lead him to his death with that one track mind of his. "Never said he was weak. I find him to be quite the contrary; He has some interesting abilities, at least... thats what Kaname and Arisa have told me. Listen, I'm not here to talk about your strengths and weaknesses. I'm just here to tell you... to go check up on Kaname in the hospital. I think he'll make a quick recovery if his closest friend gave him some encouragement."
Izana said as she stepped back into the classroom with Hotaru behind her, too busy being a fangirl to notice Soichiro's surprised look.
"So... a stone cold guy like Kaname thinks I'm his friend...? No way! I'm just the average dude!" Soichiro exclaimed as Yoruichi let out a prideful laugh. He felt proud to see Soichiro being respected by one of the strongest men in their middle school. It was truly such a great moment that Yoruichi took a few pictures of Soichiro being in shock on his phone and saved it as his lockscreen.
"It's amazing, innit boss!?!" He shouted as Soichiro ran back into the classroom and the boy fell into the arms of Hotaru.
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A few days later...
Lucci, the 10 year old hitman from the Gelato family, had been in a hospital bed for the past five days. His wounds hadn't been that severe, however. He only had bruised arms and a black eye, also a slightly fractured skull. Well, Renovatio doesn't think its bad.
Kaname had started to visit Lucci's room whenever he could have. He did look sorry for his action of endangering a child and had asked for charges to be placed against him.
However, Lucci didn't really feel all that bothered by his injuries. The only thing that ticked him off is that Kaname hadn't listened to him in the first place.
"If you had just stopped being so cocky, you would have realized sooner that Kenji wasn't actually trying to kill you. You could see it in his eyes that he didn't want to harm anyone! It's ironic that I'm a kid and still smarter than someone four years older than me!" Lucci tried his best to rub the salt into Kaname whenever he could. But Kaname didn't mind it at all, he did deserve it. Sitting on the edge of Lucci's bed, Kaname stared at a photo of Arisa and Izana on his iPhone. It showed the two of them wearing cowgirl-like outfits at a Halloween party, presumably to be from last year. His eyes were fixated on Izana the most, though.
"She was so happy back then... long before that stupid fight happened." Kaname thought as he let out a sad sigh. Lucci was watching him stare at the photo, as if he was obsessed with the scarlet haired girl. Lucci cleared his throat to destroy the cold air in the room and waved at Kaname for his attention. "Hey, wanna sneak outta here? It's boring here! I wanna go play with Soichiro!" Lucci quietly whispered, in case any nurses had been outside the room. Kaname hesitated on his answer, afraid of causing more harm than necessary to the 10-year old. Lucci hadn't waited for his answer and put on his regular clothing which consisted of a black tux.
"W-wait, Lucci! Maybe we should stay and recover for a little while longer!" Kaname said before Lucci grabbed his wrist and dragged him down a flight of stairs that could have seriously damaged his neck if he didn't have some strong ass genes. Kaname was shocked that Lucci was strong enough to force his body to move, much less be able to drag it. He laughed aloud as Lucci and him escaped the hospital with hundreds of nurses tailing after them. It was a sight to see for Hoshika as she was nearby and on her way to get some coffee for herself. "Aw, they're getting along with each other! That's so c-" She stopped speaking when she saw an ambulance van going 60 miles over the speed limit after them.
"They weren't kidding about their 'stay inside until recovery' policy."
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And that's it for this one. Yeah, I'm making the Thanksgiving special right after I publish this. So two chapters in one day (I hope). Man, I gotta get consistent with this stuff. Anyways, let's do another Q&A!
Ray: Hello, Hello! Is this camera even working!
Do you not SEE the red dot blinking?
Ray: Oof! Sorry! I need some glasses! Anyways, welcome to our new podcast. Unfortunately, the last one got taken down because some of you dolts were offended by the last guy's comments.
I'm still shocked Renovatio wasn't canceled on Twitter for saying he dated Taylor Swift.
Ray: Same here. I'm Ray and I will be hosting this podcast for as long as Prince finds me useful.
Better start asking questions if you want a paycheck.
Ray: R-right! Our first guest will be... Odysseus. Wow, he actually agreed to do this?
Ye-yeah. He just needed some shock therapy.
Odysseus: *Arrives in a puff of smoke* You called bitches?
Ray: I have a question for you. Some generic stuff, if you will excuse me.
Odysseus: Oh sure, go ahead.
Ray: Now tell us: How old are you?
Odysseus: *Looks at the camera* How old do you want me to be?
Ray: WOAH! WOAH! THERE'S KIDS WATCHING THIS MAN!
Odysseus: And? Let them be traumatized. I'm in the freaking mafia, they shouldn't even be reading this!
Ray: Just answer the question, Odysseus!
Odysseus: Well, I'm approximately 17 years old. So I'm the eldest of the 12th Family.
Second eldest *cough*
Odysseus: And? The point still stands. I'm like a role model for the younger ones, especially the boss.
Ray: *BZZZT!* oh, show the footage?
Odysseus: WHAT FOOTAGE?
Odysseus is shown lighting a box of toy cars on fire, though it seems to have been accidental since his face was in shock. Hotaru, Yoruichi, and Soichiro were watching with wide eyes. Yoruichi recorded the video and Hotaru was concerned on why he had a lighter. Soichiro was shown to be on the ground, unconscious from shock.
Ray: You were saying something about being a role model?
Odysseus: Shut up. Next question, please.
Ray: Okay, next question. If you could have anything in this world, what would it be?
Odysseus: What kind of question is this? This is such a boring interview. Why not play a card game with me?
Ray: No, fuck you. Last time I played Yu-Gi-Oh with your Aizen headass, you pulled a fucking Exodia on the FIRST FUCKING TURN.
Ain't that... against the rules-
Odysseus: It was all luck, Ray. You should lighten up a bit. Next time, I'll use Jonoichi's deck.
Ray: Ha! Fine. Anyways, Odysseus, what do you think of the main cast?
Odysseus: Huh. This is a hard one, I won't lie. Let's start on Yoruichi. I think the dude is like a free spirit, he never backs down from a fight and is always ready to talk with his hands. In short, I think he's the best friend you could always count on to have your back.
Ray: What about Hotaru, that white hair girl?
Odysseus: She's like a human stress reliever. Whenever you are around her, she can make the tension go away and just make goofy smiles! She can make just about anyone laugh, even Kaname. And you know the jokes funny when HE is laughing.
Ray: And we already know your opinion of Kaname. He's just a spoiled brat to you, isn't he?
Odysseus: Nah. There's more than what meets the eye. You can't simply judge a book by its cover; you have to read it to gain a better opinion of it.
Ray: Oh, thats an interesting philosophy.
Odysseus: ITS COMMON SENSE MAN!
Ray: Anddddd thats all the time we have folks. I'm not getting paid enough to sit with this dude, who breaks the Yu-Gi-Oh rules.
Odysseus: OH, I WON'T NEED EXODIA. HERE, I'LL USE A LOW LEVEL DECK! YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS L BY ARMED DRAGON LV3.
Ray: Oh... word? Say that again, pussy.
And that's it folks. We'll see you next week!