50. Messing with Cap.

"So what's the real reason you wont take over the world?" Stark asks as the carrier made it's way through the skies.

"I have enough trouble dealing with 2 companies, I don't have time to deal with annoying politics, plus I have like 10 girlfriends, got better asses to kiss than politicians." I explain.

"10 girlfriends?!" Steve says choking on his chips.

I look at the straight laced captain and get a wide smirk on my face. "What you didnt hear about the law in the 80s? Every man is required to marry atleast three women to help promote a healthy birth rate for the world."

Stark also smiles. "I guess they didnt tell him yet, I mean I do my job getting multiple women in my bed, I can understand banner because he has his little green problem, and Peter is too young but you Cap. Breaking the american wifing laws? Shame." He adds fuel to the fire.

Hawkeye looks like hes trying not to burst his gut from the horrified look on the captain face.

"I mean even Fury has women, have you seen that secretary of his? Maria Hill or whatever? That's only one of his wives. I suppose someone has to take the grumpy ones." I say with a sigh. "Plus Peter has this girl he has a crush on, what was her name? Maryjane Watson?"

The captain turns towards his student like he had been betrayed. Peter looks like hes about to spill the beans but I hold up my gun and point at it menacingly.

He just nods his head rapidly.

At this point the captain looks like hes lost all hope in the world, the rest are trying to hide thier snickers.

"Wait a second captain it cant be that your still a virgin are you?" I ask in mock horror.

Stark whips his head around with the largest shit eating grin.

The captain just stutters out an excuse. "There was a war and I was saving myself for marriage!" He says red faced.

Howls of laughter ring out in room at the man who looks like a frustrated woman.

"Do you need me to give you the talk about the birds and the bees?" I ask the man.

Soon Fury comes back into the room followed by his assistant Maria. All he see is a group of giggling superheroes and a sulking captain america.

"What happened to him?" Fury asks.

"He's a 70 year old virgin who is saving himself for marriage." Stark says with a chuckle.

There's a thump as the head of captain america meets the table.

"We were trying to explain it's his american duty to pass on his seed to sire more future patriots of this great country." I say with a patriotic aura around me.

Even Fury let's out a small smirk at the depressed captain.

"You know if you want to be a stay at home dad, I could probably find some strong women who would love to have a shirtless super soldier mowing her lawn and fixing her pipes." Stark says with a cackle.

The cap was from a simpler time, where women stayed at home and men went out and worked and brought home a paycheck, white picket fence, dinner ready when he got home. all that was his dream.

"He does look like a guy who needs a strong woman to dominate him." I add with a nod as the captain looks horrified.

"If I recall he did have a little relationship with one of the stronger willed working woman back then." I add. "That's it! Your submissive and want a strong woman!" I clap my hands and point him.

Everyone gives the captain a funny look.

"Totally understandable, everyone has thier preferences." I say to the red faced captain who is stuttering his denial.

The next couple of hours were spent just chatting and getting to know each other which was rather enjoyable.

"You know Bruce I've heard about your problem with General Ross, if you want I can handle it for you?" I ask with a grin.

Fury shivers when he hears this.

General Ross had been after Bruce for who knows how long to try to capture him and use his blood to make super soldiers.

Ryan's way of solving all problems usually ends up with someone dying at gun point.

"I can give you citizenship in my kingdom, that way if anyone tries to capture you then they have to worry about my wrath plus it's a magical kingdom so its hidden away. No one would be able to bother you." I tell the scientist. "Pretty much my only residents are my girlfriends, wives and a couple of strays Brats I picked up. No more than maybe 10 people."

Bruce is really interested in this offer, he's been on the run ever since his accident with General Ross on his tail ever since then.

"Hell I could even set you up your own personal lab, I have a couple of labs of my own, currently I'm going for my doctorate in, genetics, physics and robotics. We could trade ideas!" I tell the man.

"What would I have to do in order to become a citizen in...?" He asks for the name.

"Kingdom of Ragnarok. And nothing really, honestly I would just like to see what the American government would try to do. I mentioned my little wife Hela right? The goddess of death and war? She's been a bit bored lately, so maybe I could have her test out the american army. Keep them on thier toes ya know?" I smile as Fury blanches.

"Please dont start a war simply because your wife is bored." Fury says in a tired tone.

"Fine...maybe send her to Latveria and have her beat up Doom and take some of his tech." I think seriously.

"That one isn't my problem so go ahead." Furt shrugs at that.

I feel Hela getting excited in my shadow.