51. It begins.

It was finally time, I had gotten an emergency signal on my phone to quickly come to the helicarrier. It had been a few weeks since the launch.

I left Hela, and the Brotherhood mutants along with multiple of my symbiotes at the company building.

"At some point in the next couple of days there is going to be a large invasion of alien forces, your job is to kill them off and steal thier tech, guns, hoverboards, ships, armor, anything you find store it in your symbiote." I explain the plan. "Hela, your job is to get me a fully intact Leviathan, I want one. If you do it I'll reward you. You however are not to close the massive portal and do not touch the tesseract." I promise as her eyes light up.

"Yes master!" She says eagerly.

"I want each of you in symbiote armor form, I dont want others knowing your identity." I explain to the brotherhood who nods as the slimes cover thier bodies.

I was standing in between about 30 massive eager looking symbiotes of various colors. It was rather intimidating for an outside if they saw it.

I open up a portal and step into the helicarrier.

Seems I was the first one there.

"Yo, you look like shit." I tell Fury.

He was covered in some bandages and had some cuts and stitches on his face.

"I've had a rough day." He says with a glare.

I plop down in the chair and kick back and wait for the others.

Soon they all arrive on a quinjet I really want to steal, and Fury gets to explaining.

Barton was mind controlled and has gone rogue, Loki was present and causing mischief, about halfway through we were interrupted by the man himself popping up on some screens and threatening people.

Everybody ran to the jet to go capture him. Except me I just sat there.

"You arent going to help them?" Fury asks.

"Nah, they got this don't worry, plus I can just pop over at any time." I wave my hand casually.

I watch on the screen as the avengers arrive and easily arrest Loki.

Half way back they are attacked by Thor, but that is quickly resolved and finally they arrive back at the Helicarrier where Loki is locked up in a special containment tube that could dump his ass out of the helicarrier for a lovely fall.

"This all seemed to easy." Widow says.

"That's because it was." I grabbed Loki's scepter out of Starks hands and reach up towards the glowing stone top before crushing it and storing the mind stone inside of a cube of Uru in my body quickly. "He wanted to get captured to use the staff on banner so he would go all Hulk on everyone in the carrier, incidentally Hawkeye is on his way here to probably blow out the engines and retrieve Loki." I explain before walking out if the door towards the Containment area.

Everyone in the office looks stunned. "Where is he going?" Stark asks confused.

Meanwhile I'm now standing in front of Loki's containment cell with a giant smirk on my face.

"Ah, brother in law, nice to finally meet you." I say as he raises his eyebrow. "Its going to be pretty unpleasant for you in a second though."

He grins, "Oh and why mights that be?" He asks.

A load of extremely sharp adamantium spikes suddenly appears in his little glass cell, they kind of look like Jack's or Caltrops.

Everyone in the command room is watching curiously over the monitor.

"Well it's going to be a very long fall to earth, and when you land, your more than likely going to be stabbed by those little pointies everywhere at high speed. Enjoy." I smile.

His eyes widen, "Wait!!"

I slap the eject button and the entire tube cell locks down in an instant and is fired out of the bottom of the ship with a loud fwoomp!

In the command room everyone is stunned for a second before Thor bursts into action, only to dive right into a portal and collide with a sand dune. The portal snaps closed leaving him in the middle of the Sahara desert.

Down below the helicarrier the hulk proof cell containing Loki and hundreds of sharp pointies is plummeting to the earth, Loki will more than likely survive the fall, however he wont enjoy it, and without his scepter, he cant open up a portal to escape, so hes fruitlessly banging on the side of the tube, and failing miserably.

His eyes widen as the ground closes in and he looks at the sharp caltrops floating around before he grits his teeth and closes his eyes.

*Thwaaack!*

The cell smashes into the ground, his body collides with the Jack's which easily cut into his skin making him scream in pain. However it's not over as the cell bounces and spins like a top before smashing once more into the ground and getting him impaled in new and exciting places. The poor man is bounced about 5 more times before coming to a halt in a large dirt hill.

He looks more like a pin cushion by the time hes done and is just laying in the bottom of the cell in complete defeat.

"We still needed information out of him!" Fury shouts before the engine on the side of the ship is blown up.

"Nahh, I got it all figured out, go handle that though, wont he be surprised that I dumped Loki before he even got here." I chuckle.

Sure enough Hawkeye had arrived an blown up some of the engines so the carrier was starting to tilt.

Meanwhile I was waiting for a message from Hela about the start of the invasion, I was rather interested in the alien tech, I also wanted that big ship. Maybe I could get warp drives or something, I dont fucking know what they have but I want it.