Mr. Chairman: Please have your seats here Sirs. (Points at the second double seater couch beside his table) I hope there are no problems Alhaji?
Alhaji Buhari: No, not at all. Just a minor issue.
Mr. Chairman: Okay. I'm the chairman of this humble council. How may I help you Alhaji?
Alhaji Buhari: Well, the last time I was here, a man named Mr. Effiong issued me some approved vehicle particulars. Those same particulars have proven to be counterfeits.
Mr. Chairman: What?
Alhaji Buhari: Yes. The customs officer had confiscated my vehicle this morning; I had to call my son-in-law to come to my rescue.
Mr. Chairman: Alhaji, I deeply apologize for this development and any inconveniences it might have cost you. I will attend to the matter immediately. I will issue you a new and authentic particulars at no cost. I apologize once again.
Alhaji Buhari: It's alright. Thank you.
Colonel Nnadi: Well, that's not all Mr. Chairman. You process the particulars for Alhaji, then you hand over that bastard called Mr. Effiong to me at once.
Mr. Chairman: This Mr. Effiong you speak of, I do not know him. To be honest, nobody bears such a name here.
Colonel Nnadi: Then find him, find him now.
Mr. Chairman: Yes sir. (He picks up his phone, and makes a phone call) Hello Mrs Offor! Don't chairmoo me. See eh, look for anybody named Mr. Effiong inside or outside this council, and bring him to my office now. I am pleading oh!