Overload

It had been one week since the boy departed from the lake where his Mech crashed to find somewhere safe where it would be easier to survive. During this one week he encountered many giant beasts way bigger than the first giant snake and had a few close calls where he was not devoured only due to luck.

One of the funniest things to him is that more then once the giant beasts who were chasing him ended up being devoured by even bigger beasts who completely ignored his existence, making the safest places the ones with the most dangerous beasts because they couldn't bother to eat him since he was too small.

But even if those places were the "safest", they were not really good places for him to survive, as swamps or mountain peaks were never easy places to live, and that's why the boy continued following the river while searching for a better place to live.

"Hey Ains, what are the chances of us encountering humans here?"

"There is not enough data to reach a definite conclusion."

"Based on our actual data, what are the chances?"

"0.00000001%"

"What!? So small!? Why!?"

"Although this planet has all requirements for humans to survive, the fauna and flora are too aggressive, which would make it hard for human civilization to prosper, and without advanced weapons, humans should be unable to fight against all who prey on them."

"Does that mean I'm fated to die as the only human of this planet!?"

"Yes, there are over 99% chance that you will die as the only human of this planet."

"...You are supposed to comfort me now, instead of saying the brutal truth!"

"This unit doesn't have the babysitting module installed. To install-"

"Oh! Shut up!"

The boy continued to move, jumping from rock to rock, or sometimes using his laser gun to open the path as he proceeded, and, as the sun reached the highest point in the sky, the boy saw something he never expected to find.

"Hey Ains, look! It's a bridge!! There are humans here!!!"

"That's incorrect! Just because you see an artificial building it doesn't mean the ones who made it are humans! Actually the chances of it being an unknown intelligent alien species is quite big. Way bigger than it being made by humans."

"Ugh! Why do you have to work so hard to destroy my optimism!?"

"I'm just presenting the most logical conclusion based on the gathered data.... Correction, it seems like it was indeed made by humans."

"Eh? What made you change your opinion??"

"My radars detected a caravan of 5 carriages travelling down this road. They should reach this location in 43 minutes and 27 seconds."

"Eh!? No joke!? Humans!? Here!?"

"This unit-"

"I know, you make no jokes! I understand! Thank god! I was starting to go crazy from only talking with a machine like you!"

"If you are looking for human interactions it's advised to all pilot to frequent the lobby and canteen during their free time."

"Oh, great idea! But they feel kinda far now a days, can you give me the shortest route?"

"Calculating shortest route! Error! Unable to connect the network! Please-"

"Shut up! I was being sarcastic! Damn it, those humans better get here fast before I go crazy!"

Tired of walking, the boy decided to take a rest laying down beside a tree while waiting for the caravan to reach him.

The weather was clear and there was a cool breeze blowing, making him feel a bit sleepy, and, just as he was almost falling asleep, the sound of horse trot appeared in the distance.

The boy opened his heavy eyes and saw a carriage approaching while being pushed by green horses full of horns.

"Am I dreaming?? What the hell is that monstrosity!? Since unicorn is for one horn, what should I call these beasts!? Multicorns?"

Following the first carriage, another one appeared seconds later, and then another one, and another one, until 5 in total had appeared.

By the time the fifth carriage appeared, the first was already close to the boy, so he got up and greeted the driver with a nod.

"******? **********************?"

(What the hell is this language!? Ains! Help me out!)

[Searching database for possible match.... match found! Starting translation program...]

[A boy? What are you doing here?]

"***************! ************? *************?"

[Hey boy, speak something! Where did you came from? What are you doing in the middle of the road?]

(Great, I can understand what he is saying, but....I have no idea how to answer back! What do I do?)

Thinking fast, the first thing that came to his mind was mimic and gestures, but even then, what was he supposed to say?

[Suggestion: Do you wish to install the Enlightenment Church Sacred Language?]

(You can do that!? Do it! Do it now!)

Suddenly a huge load of information started to be transmitted directly to the boy's brain.

"Agh!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Unable to take the load, the boy's mind simply shut down, making him faint on the spot.

"Boy! Boy! What wrong!? Boy!!!!"

...

Three days later, the boy wakes up in a fancy carriage.

Slowly opening his eyes, the first thing he notices are two balls of clothes a few centimeters from his face.

The place he is located is shaking, he can feel that he is in some moving vehicle, now if only he can move these balls away....

"Kyaaaaa!!!! Pervert!!!!!!"

The whole thing happened too fast. One second he is touching the balls of clothe, the next second the pillow that was holding his head suddenly inclines by rising a single side and he is throw on the floor of the carriage.

"Kannon!? What happened!? What's wrong!?"

"Sorry, my lady. It's just that this little pervert groped my breasts!"

Hearing the two talk, the boy's head started making sense what just happened.

"Sorry, I...eh...."

"Shut up, little pervert. Since you are now awake, bow down to my lady and thank her for mercifully taking you in, when we could have just left you down on the road!"

Still feeling a little dizzy from the shaky awakening he just had, the boy slowly got up and looked around, but what he saw made him wonder if he was still sleeping.

On one side there was a young lady around 18 years old, her red hair was long and wavy, reaching near her waist, she had pretty green eyes and pinky lips, her bust was way above the norm, making him wonder if they were natural or artificial. As for her clothes, she wore a grey dress with no details.

On the other side, a young girl who appeared like a little princess of a picture book. While she didn't have yet the mature charm due to her young age which should be close to 13, she already had signs of a prosperous future which would topple castles and destroy thousands of hearts. She had long straight golden hair and big innocent blue eyes, her face was perfect as if she was a doll sculped by God. She wore a beautiful frilly dress, white gloves and a golden tiara.