|The Lazy Man in Chronology (15)

Today is a very ordinary day. The common people get up early as usual. Those who go to work go to work, and those who are busy at home are busy at home. There are still a lot of people on the street, coming and going lively.

There is a morning market on this street. I don't sell anything else. I just carry some vegetables and sell them on the street. Some collect money, and some also collect grain. For people in the city who don't have their own fields, it's here every morning. One hour of picking on the street is the most important thing.

Everyone was just as usual, bargaining between you and me, asking if the dishes were new or not, suddenly there was a huge roar in the distance.

The sound sounded scary, not like thunder, nor did it seem that a house had collapsed. It was loud and frightening.

A white-haired old man who was squatting on the ground choosing dishes suddenly stood up, the smile on his face that was still smiling instantly disappeared, his expression pale and horrified, he looked straight up to the sky:

"Is it a bomber?? Fighting again?"

As soon as these words came out, the citizens who were initially just a little confused were also shocked. Most of them subconsciously wanted to run away, only a small part followed up and looked up at the sky.

There were only a few clouds floating quietly in the blue sky, let alone bombers, not even a bird.

"No, there is nothing in the sky."

Someone stood still and listened and found that the sound was coming from a distance: "It seems to be the sound coming from over there."

"Really, this voice is getting closer."

"Oh my God! What is that?!!!!"

As the already huge roar became louder and louder, the fierce and handsome motorcycle team appeared in front of them. Each car was seated with police officers wearing police uniforms and self-made helmets, and the motorcycles flew fast. A few familiar faces are running desperately in front of the convoy, and there are still police comrades screaming: "Wang Er Mazi! You are not allowed to run! You can run over our two wheels on two legs! !!"

"Hey, this is not Wang Ermazi, he was caught by the police for stealing something?"

"Good fellow, this kid has always run fast, and he has grown up here since he was a child. The police comrades caught him several times and let him run. This time this guy can't run."

"What are the police comrades riding? It looks great, and runs so fast."

I have to say that the scenes of the policemen wearing uniforms and riding mighty motorcycles chasing thieves are still very handsome. Even if Wang Ermazi runs fast, he is only a flesh and blood body. Originally, he was with a dozen younger brothers. It ran, and it turned out that there were only two fast-running little brothers beside me.

He really couldn't figure out where the police got the car from. On the way, even if he used to pick up those small alleys and climbed walls and trees, these policemen could chase and stop him on the road.

"No, no, I can't run anymore."

Only one of the remaining little brothers still didn't hold on. As soon as he finished speaking this sentence, he fell to the ground with a soft thud under his feet.

The other younger brother tried to pull him up, but when he stopped, he couldn't hold back and fell to the ground.

Wang Ermazi did not dare to stop when he saw this, so he could only continue to gritted his teeth and ran forward.

Behind them, the motorcycle team continued to move forward. One after another, handsome black cars passed by the two with a huge roar. When the last two cars were reached, the two motorcycles were indistinguishable from the same kind of motorcycles that galloped past. A beautiful sliding, one left and the other tacitly blocked the way of the two thieves.

When the car stopped, two police officers wearing helmets and uniforms jumped from it, holding long black sticks in their hands, and walking towards the two little brothers.

Seeing that they could not run, the two younger brothers shook hands (tired from running), took out the knife in their arms, stood up swayingly, in a posture of stubborn resistance to the end: "You guys, don't come here, we can't do anything. Properly, everyone will die together."

In the past, if they stole something and were seen by the owner, they used this trick to scare people away from continuing to care about them.

After all, I just lost something. What if I lose my life in a fight.

The two police comrades with tall legs and long legs did not pay any attention to their threats. They shook off the black long sticks very tacitly, glanced at each other, and then trot left and right straight forward.

It turned out to be a stick against the knives in the hands of these two men (there are too few wooden warehouses in the police station, and they don't have guns).

Not only were the onlookers shocked and started to worry about the two handsome police comrades wearing helmets, even the two thieves holding knives were also shocked.

They are just scaring and scaring people. Aren't these two policemen afraid of death?

What to do now, let them steal things, they are okay, but if it really hurts people, they don't have the guts.

The two of them could only tremble as they stepped back and said cruelly: "The sword has no eyes, you don't want to die at a young age-uh uh uh uh uh."

――Puff through.

The thief who was speaking harshly rolled his eyes and fell down.

Huh! ! ! !

The crowd who had been copying guys intending to help the police comrades were frightened and jumped back.

Huh? ?

What's wrong? ?

Epileptic? ? ?

Seeing that the thief who was about to resist was no longer able to resist, he used the police comrade who had energized him to retrieve the baton and looked at the other thief together with the colleague next to him.

The thief who watched his companion just rolled his eyes and fainted after being touched: "...I, I surrender, don't beat me, don't beat me."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and started running while the two of them relaxed their vigilance.

When a police comrade saw this, he quickly turned on the baton switch and hit him on the shoulder.

"Uh uh uh uh uh--"

Comrade the thief also convulsed for a while, kneeling on the ground with a soft and uncontrollable thud.

Seeing that neither of them could move, the police comrades pinned the baton to their waist, took out the handcuffs to cuff their hands, and then took out a brick-sized belt from the small bag slung around the waist on the other side. The strange black object facing the antenna: "a09 report, a09 report, two thieves have been caught, over."

The people who found out that the policeman had already caught the people approaching here were wondering why the policemen were talking to themselves towards such a thing, and they heard a sound that was a little distorted but not inaudible. He replied: "a01 received, please go to the big locust tree ahead for the round, it's over."

"A09 received, over."

Comrade police cherished the walkie-talkie again and carefully put it back in his small bag, twisted the thief who was unable to work well, and was about to put the person in the car. When he looked up, he was shocked.

There are people all around.

He was a little bit dumbfounded: "Uncles and aunts, what are you doing?"

Yes, most of the locals who live in this area know everything, and there is only one morning market in the whole place. He is a young man who grew up here. After he became a police officer, the morning market patrolled the most. Most of the regulars here are Knowing him, many even watched him grow up.

"Are you always patriotic? Patriotic, it turned out to be you, we didn't recognize you wearing this thing."

The people who were still afraid to approach with awe when they discovered that the invisible police comrade was actually known to them, they became bolder and started to rush to ask.

"What is this thing you are riding? It looks similar to a bicycle, why can you run without pedaling wheels? And what is the stick in your hand for? I just saw you hit someone with it, then People are foaming at the mouth and can't get up."

"And this black brick, why is there a voice coming out?"

Speaking of this, the young police comrade couldn't help but straighten his spine, trying to conceal his desire to show off. He coughed, and said in a calm tone, "This car is a motorcycle, better than a bicycle. It's also easy to use. You can walk without riding by yourself, and the speed is much faster than a bicycle. The stick is a truncheon, which is specially used by the police. There is electricity in it, so it can make people lose resistance quickly. This one..."

He clicked on the small black bag hanging around his waist, and said calmly, "This is a police walkie-talkie. Everyone in our police station has to go out on duty. As long as they don't leave the city, even if they're not together, they're in each place. Both the east and west of the city can also use this to report the progress of the case."

A car that runs faster than a bicycle?

A baton that can emit electricity?

There are also walkie-talkies that can talk even if you are far away?

These are all things the residents have never heard of before, and they are stunned at this moment.

Looking at their expressions of shock and admiration with satisfaction, they finished their pretense. No, the science is over. The contented police comrade twisted into the car handsomely, leaned down slightly, and put on his helmet: "Our captain has let us go to the round. Please let me down first, we are working here, and I will tell you when I get off work."

Although the residents were curious and wanted to ask more, they also knew that it was urgent for others to handle the case, and they quickly stepped aside and watched the two handsome black horses roar away.

The two policemen rode for a while and saw the big locust tree in the distance.

At this moment, the black riders were surrounding the tree in an enveloping posture, but one car next to each other made a circle with the big locust tree as the center.

No one of the police took off their helmets and looked at the tree in silence.

The two policemen hurriedly stopped by their side and looked up at the tree. Sure enough, they saw a person standing above them. It was Wang Ermazi who had always been able to run and slip without leaving his hands.

This tree is quite high. Although most of the policemen can climb the tree, Wang Ermazi is on it. If they climb at this time, if this guy kicks, then his life will be in danger.

"Wang Er Mazi, come down."

The captain took off his helmet and shouted at the top: "Even if you don't come down now, you can't stay in the tree all the time. Anyway, you will be caught back by us. Come down quickly. You will suffer less and we can save you. Something."

"I don't!"

Like a monkey, Wang Ermazi, who is holding the trunk and not letting go, also shouted loudly to the bottom: "If you have the ability, you will really guard the bottom, and see which of us can't survive the other first."

This guy is so rascal, they really can't help him for a while.

Seeing that there was a stalemate, the familiar loud roar suddenly came from a distance. The police were taken aback. This time, in order to catch the famous Wang Ermazi, all the policemen who learned motorcycles in their police station were dispatched. Now, who else can ride a motorcycle at this time?

With the sound of cars getting closer, the figure on the motorcycle was also revealed in front of the police.

"It's Comrade Ji."

"Why did Comrade Ji come?"

The police cheered up one after another, and couldn't help but raise their heads to show their most spiritual side.

They naturally respect Comrade Ji who created the image of equipment design for them.

The equally handsome Black Knight stopped, Ji Changze jumped off from above, and then the silent soldier.

That's right, he didn't ride it himself, and since he actually made a motorcycle out of those discarded old parts and all kinds of materials that he had built by himself, his level of importance has naturally increased.

Although the motorcycle looks handsome and fast, it is precisely because of its fast speed. If it overturns the car and hits a tree, it is not a joke. Even the police comrades who have their own foundations will take turns training. All of them fell blue and purple to practice this rather pretending drift technique.

They can go to practice, but Ji Changze can't.

Even if you wear a helmet and protective gear, you can't do it. What if you fall and knock down? The military guys know well. From the first time Ji Changze made the first motorcycle and handed over the drawings to the experts, the experts would I sent the drawings to it.

And the first instruction given above is also to protect this talent who builds a car by hand.

Had it not been for Ji Changze to find two younger sisters, maybe they would have to take people to the capital now.

Therefore, after knowing that Ji Changze wanted to learn motorcycles, the five military elders immediately said, "You don't need to learn, we learn, we learned to drive you", and they positioned themselves as a portable driver quite quickly.

Compared with the average person, Ji Changze, who was able to fall on the ground almost twice in a short time, seemed naturally weak in the eyes of these soldiers.

When Ji Rou got out of the car weakly, he threw the baton out, pressed his hand on the opening key, and squinted at Wang Ermazi who was holding the trunk on the tree: "That's him?"

"It's him, but this guy runs to the tree and refuses to get down. It is estimated that he will not be able to catch people for a while." Faced with the boss who helped them upgrade their equipment, the police comrades spoke very mildly: "If you are not disciplined. Comrade, you go back and wait? The sun is still too hot now."

Yes, under the influence of watching the military mates take care of Ji Changze Xihan Wennuan every day, unknowingly, the police comrades also felt that this comrade Ji was a little public (crossed out) scientist in need of care.

"Unwilling to come down?"

Ji Changze repeated what the police comrade said, and squinted his eyes to look up and down the tree: "Do you know whose house this tree belongs to?"

How come you are asking about this?

The police comrade was puzzled and replied: "It should have been planted by the family in front. I remember that their ancestors lived here for generations. When I was young, I heard his parents say that this tree was planted by their ancestors."

After hearing this, Ji Changze nodded: "Understood."

Turning around, he said to Brother Yijun, "Go and see if anyone in this family is at home. Tell them that I want to buy this tree."

Brother Jun didn't even ask a question, so he nodded and agreed.

Seeing that he turned around to knock on the door, the bewildered police uncle hurriedly stretched out his arm and pulled him: "Wait, wait, wait a minute."

"Mr. Ji, what did you buy this trunk?"

Ji Changze said, "Do you still have to ask?" "I bought the tree and it's mine."

Comrade Police: "...so?"

Ji Changze: "So I can cut down trees."

He patted the trunk: "If the tree is cut down, the people on it won't be able to get down."

Comrade Police: "???"

Wang Ermazi who heard the dialogue with a few people on the tree clearly heard: "..."

Cut down, cut down trees? ?

Looking down hard, I saw that the little white face (Ji Changze) was actually serious, his face turned green.

Wang Ermazi ran past countless alpacas roaring in his heart:

Didn't he just steal a chicken? ?

As for being so cruel, he was riding a bicycle, and ten people were chasing and intercepting him to make such a big movement. Was it the tree-cutting guy who caught him? ?

Could that chicken be beaten by gold? ! !

He trembled above, but he still had hope, not believing that the people underneath could really cut down trees directly in order to force him down.

After all, it is a policeman after all. He has dealt with these police so many times, but he knows that they are very soft-hearted.

If he fell directly from the tree, he would definitely be injured, and the police would definitely not bear it.

Thinking about it, Wang Ermazi calmed down a bit, and continued to hold the tree trunk and prick up his ears to listen to the movement underneath.

As the saying goes, the enemy who knows you best is what he expected. The police comrades do not approve of cutting down trees directly.

In case one of them is not handled well, Wang Er Mazi will be half disabled, but it will be difficult to deal with.

They knew that Ji Changze was eager to find the whereabouts of his sisters, so they made preparations that Comrade Ji did not cooperate. They did not expect that this time the young Comrade Ji was surprisingly easy to talk. Hearing what the police said, they nodded and agreed:

"Okay, then don't cut it."

After finishing speaking, he said very intimately: "Why don't you take turns to guard, a group of five, take turns to sit there and rest where you can't get the sun, you have just guarded, this time we will guard it."

Wang Ermazi on the tree breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, fortunately, it seems to be ugly.

The police comrades did not expect Comrade Ji to cooperate so well, and they were immediately moved in their hearts: "It is our job to catch criminals. How can we work hard for you, let's keep it by ourselves."

Brother Yijun said with a serious look at this moment: "We are all soldiers, the military and the police are a family, we are all doing things for the country, and it is also right to catch criminals."

Ji Changze: "Yes, it should be."

Seeing their insistence, the police comrades discussed it and agreed, "Then let's go and sit in the front, and we'll come over to change you in a while."

Ji Changze had an expression of "give me your peace of mind", and stood there waiting for the police comrades to go away, before turning around and saying to Brother Jun: "Go and buy this tree, and then ask the folks here to borrow a saw. , I'm going to cut down this tree."

Brother Jun: "???"

Wang Er Mazi, who thought he had escaped from the tree, said: "...???"

Brother Jun: "Chief, didn't you say you won't cut it?"

"Yes, don't cut it, just saw it directly. The saw is even better. I don't know if there are any saws in the surrounding villagers. If not, you can ride back to where I live. There is a saw on the table. It's very easy to use. If this person falls and runs after a while, this saw can still cut off his legs, which is much better than an axe."

Wang Er Mazi: Fuck! ! ! ? ? ?

Why would I steal a chicken and be sawn off my leg? ?

Clerk? ? ?

Brother Jun also felt that this was not good: "...He is a thief, so the crime shouldn't be the end..."

Ji Changze looked pensive, as if he had thought about it carefully before saying, "What you said makes sense, so you don't cut your legs and just follow the tree. Anyway, the tree breaks and falls down. It doesn't make any difference if the tree breaks and falls down after a few days. "

Brother Jun: "..."

Wang Er Mazi: "..."

Seeing that Ji Changze actually started digging out his pocket for "money for buying a tree," Wang Ermazi couldn't hold it anymore: "Wait, wait, if you really knocked down the tree, you would have hurt someone deliberately, knowing what deliberately is. Does it hurt? You will go to jail then."

Ji Changze: "I just knocked down the tree I bought. You don't want to get down on it. Don't care about me. Here, take the money and buy this tree."

The law of moving out of his only meeting failed to stop this "lunatic", and Wang Ermazi panicked.

If the tree falls, he will not fall half dead.

"Police!!! Police!!! Come on!!! This man lied to you, he is going to cut down trees!!! Police!!!"

Ji Changze haha: "Why do you think I let you go to rest far away?"

"Scream, scream, no one will come to rescue you even if you break your throat."

Wang Er Mazi: "..."

Why is this person more villainous than him.

Ji Changze is still urging Brother Jun: "Move faster, otherwise it won't be easy for the police to come back."

"correct!!"

Suddenly his eyes lit up, as if suddenly thinking of it, he stretched out his hand and pulled out Mucang again from Junge's waist, and quickly loaded it at Wang Er Mazi on the tree.

"It's so troublesome to buy a tree and cut a tree for whatever reason, hit him in a wooden warehouse, and he won't fall off."

The young, at first glance, is the kind of person who doesn't look forward and backward, and relies on impulse in doing things. He is very sorry: "Why didn't I think of such a good way just now, so much time was wasted in vain."

Brother Jun: "???"

Wang Er Mazi: "???" Fuck? ? ! ! !

Before Brother Jun could stop him, the Wang Er Mazi on the tree was decisively softened.

After all, Ji Changze doesn't seem to be true at all. He no longer hopes that this is a normal person under the tree, and surrenders in a hurry: "Don't don't! Big brother calm down!! Hold on, big brother!!! I'm down now. You don't need to fight, I will do it myself!!!"

While holding the tree trunk cautiously, while still not forgetting to look at Ji Changze who always kept pointing the wooden warehouse at him: "Well, I'm going down, I will come down soon, you put the wooden warehouse away...No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not threatening you, I mean, you must not shake your hands, you must be steady, and don't accidentally escape the fire or something."

He just slid down from the tree while keeping chattering. It can be said that he is very eager to survive.

Waiting until he fell to the ground, the soldier who had been waiting next to him with a tight body then immediately stepped forward and twisted the person away.

The military buddies reacted at this moment.

The chief just now is... scaring people?

With a complex expression, he glanced at Ji Changze, who they had always thought there was nothing scheming: "The chief is still smart, knowing that he can use Mucang to scare people down. You were fooled by the way you were just now, and thought you really wanted to beat him with Mucang. It."

Cha Changze didn't intend to admit it, and looked innocent: "Do you think I frightened him? I just wanted to shoot people down."

With a look of memory on his white face: "I used to shoot birds directly with a slingshot to knock down the birds on the tree. I know too well whether this trick works."

Brother Jun: "..."

You also know that you used to fight birds.

Wang Er Mazi was also taken aback by this straightforward answer. He glanced at Ji Changze, who seemed to be gentle and easy to talk, and silently tried to turn his body to hide behind Jun Ge.

What kind of person is this, he should stay away.

Therefore, when the police comrades came to change shifts, they were shocked to find that Wang Ermazi had actually come down. Not only did he come down. After seeing them, he was very abnormally full of joy to escape from birth, because his hands and feet were bothered. The straps were so strong that they lay down on the ground neatly, rolling hard to the feet of the policemen.

"Comrade police, take me away, this man is crazy!!!"

Policemen: "..."

Wang Er Mazi: "By the way, didn't I just steal a chicken with my little brother?? Are you so, such a big battle? You chased me all eight streets in such a way."

As he talked, he suddenly raised his head suspiciously, "Could it be that one of my little brother caused the trouble?? Killed?? Fuck?? Comrade police, you all know me. My Er Mazi is most likely to be a sneaky dog. I've never stolen a big woman. Don't do my business. I am innocent. You have arrested me so many times. You should know me well."

The policemen who heard him say something before they spoke: "...Are you stealing another chicken?"

Wang Er Mazi: "???? You don't know??"

"You don't know why you caught me?!!!"

Police: "...who arrested you, but I heard that you know a lot of people, and I want to find out about our kidnapped kid. I remember that you used to buy a kid who almost died of illness from a trafficker. Sent to our bureau, so come to ask."

Wang Er Mazi: "Then just ask!! What are you doing after me!! It made me break my leg and almost died."

The police comrade was also speechless: "Just as we called you, you ran away. Can we not chase you after you ran away? If you didn't do anything bad, what would you run away."

Wang Er Mazi: "..."

It is also a crime. He just finished eating the stolen reed chicken and saw the police calling him. Can he not run away without a guilty conscience?

"Then you don't need to ride such an expensive car to catch me, just to catch me as a thief? My legs are broken."

Policeman: "Who said these were only used to catch you? This is the new equipment of our police station. It has just been a day of training, and I ran into you as soon as I was equipped."

Wang Er Mazi: "..."

So he is still unlucky?

In the end, he was dejected and arrested by the policemen who were tied up by Wuhua and allowed to ride a black horse.

Along the way, the residents who witnessed the drama "Black Horse Chasing King Ermazi" were all curiously watching and gossiping on the side of the road.

Everyone exchanged information:

"Wang Er Mazi has committed something, and how did he get the police comrades dressed like this to arrest him? I heard that they used a baton."

"It won't be a murder! Oh my God, I don't know which one is so unlucky."

"What, did Wang Er Mazi kill someone? How many?"

"Wang Er Mazi killed many people???? No wonder the police were riding bicycles, using batons and what kind of walkie-talkies. It turned out that he was so cruel. I also heard that the police chased him for more than an hour in order to catch him. It."

"Do you know? The police chased Wang Er Mazi who killed five or six people for three hours!"

"Have you heard? Wang Ermazi killed several people. Hey, the blood was flowing into a river. In order to catch him, the police specially asked for the equipment from the capital. I heard that he was fighting against ten policemen alone for three hours. , The blood shed all over the place before the person was caught."

At the end of the transmission, he was hung in the car and taken to the street to wander around. Wang Ermazi, who was used to kill chickens and monkeys, just followed the police to the door of the police station, and saw a few people standing at the door who heard the news and rushed to watch. Residents.

Seeing them coming, I hurriedly surrounded him. First, he looked at Wang Er Mazi, who was tied up by the big five flowers, with fearful vigilance, and then asked the police:

"Comrade police, I heard that Wang Ermazi killed more than a dozen people. You just beat him for more than five hours and sacrificed two police comrades just to catch him. Are you okay? Would you like to help?"

Wang Er Mazi: "???"

The sacrificed police comrade: "???"

Just as dumbfounded, a woman came crying and grabbing the ground: "Erlong, Erlong, Erlong, where are you!"

Seeing the police, she hurriedly asked, "Comrade, where is my Erlong? I heard that they had sacrificed several policemen to catch Wang Ermazi. Is my Erlong okay? Is he okay?"

As soon as she finished speaking, she turned her head and saw Wang Ermazi, she immediately became angry, and rushed to fight: "You murderer who kills a thousand knives, if my family Erlong has three longs and two shorts, my old lady will let you be a eunuch."

"Eh eh eh, don't fight, Erlong mother Erlong mother, Erlong is a civil servant, he doesn't work as a policeman, and we don't have sacrifices. What's this all about."

With his little brothers, he stole a chicken and was chased in Eight Streets. He was almost not scared to pee his pants. Now he is brutally beaten and turned into a murderer inexplicably, Wang Ermazi: "..."

Wang Ermazi, who was struggling to be resolved by police comrades from the masses of people who were angered by the masses who wanted to kill the murderer, only felt that June Feixue, and almost didn't cry aggrieved:

"Who killed someone!!!"

"Who fought with the police!!!"

"My fucking thing is to steal a chicken!!!"

"It's a chicken!!!"