|The Lazy Man in Chronology (16)

Wang Er Mazi's body is numb and feels very numb.

This sentence is quite eloquent, but it is indeed a true portrayal of the current situation.

Wang Ermazi, who was numb because he was tied up with a rope for a long time, sat on the chair with a face full of mourning.

The police understand him very well. After all, not everyone can experience a series of desperate running for an hour after stealing a chicken-standing on a tree for 20 minutes-tied into twists-rumored to be a murderer-being beaten up in the street. Later, you can still maintain a happy and beautiful mood.

Although Wang Ermazi was asked about the traffickers, since he said that he had just stolen a chicken by leaking his mouth, he naturally had to deal with this crime of theft.

"Let's talk, whose chicken was stolen."

The police comrade and Wang Ermazi who were questioning can also be regarded as "old friends". Before this guy slipped and didn't keep his hands, he might not be able to catch twice after ten catches. He finally caught the bureau and said cheeky nonsense. Badao's nonsense, he said that he couldn't be on time for a few hours, so he was now ready for a long-term battle.

However, this time Wang Er Mazi was very different.

I saw him take a deep and weak breath, and then all said: "The old reed hen of Ma Ai Dang family in East Street, I took advantage of the fact that no one in their house went in and grabbed it. His hair was a bit dark and his stomach was a bit dark. There is also a bunch of eggs in it, but they are all very small. The smallest one is the size of my fingernail. The chicken blood and chicken are all cleaned. The feathers and bones of the chicken are buried under the old banyan tree in Xiaohegou to the west. They are fed next door. rhubarb."

Comrade Police: "..."

No wonder every time there is a report from the neighbourhood that Wang Er Mazi steals a chicken, they can't find any evidence. This guy has a one-stop service for destroying corpses.

"Then you explain why you are stealing this one..."

"Ma Ai-Dang made fun of my name, and also made fun of me not having a daughter-in-law. When I was angry, I planned to steal his chickens and ate him to death. I have been thinking about it for several months."

Comrade police made a transcript: "...In addition to stealing chickens, what have you done..."

"Yes!!! Yes, yes!!!"

Wang Ermazi was more anxious than him, and nodded wildly: "I stole Wang Shen's pancake last week, I stole a dried salted fish and two spoons of salt in West Street last week, and I picked up 50 cents last week. I didn't give the money to the police uncle, and last month I..."

He pours beans in a bamboo tube and generally accounts for all the things he has done over the past year.

Police comrades who are accustomed to his stubborn resistance: "..."

He was surprised. When he looked up, he found that Wang Er Mazi was staring outside tremblingly. He turned his head and saw that Comrade Ji was standing by the door, silently looking inside.

"Comrade Ji is here? I'll be ready right away. Wang Ermazi is very cooperative. After finishing the transcript, you can ask him what you want to ask."

He also smiled at Ji Changze very friendly: "This Wang Er Mazi used to be so boring, but I didn't expect it to be so simple today. It's really raining in the sky."

Then he said to Wang Ermazi: "Okay, after you have explained it, go and chat with Comrade Ji."

Wang Er Mazi continued to tremble: ... I told you so quickly that I didn't want to see him.

"Police, police comrades, this Mr. Ji, doesn't it look like something wrong..." He glanced at Ji Changze cautiously, swallowed his saliva, and swallowed the "scary" that came to his mouth: "No Too friendly, can I not talk to him."

Policemen:"???"

He glanced suspiciously at the gentle and imperturbable Ji Changze, and then at Wang Ermazi, the fifth-big-and-third thick-haired henhouse: "Don't think about playing tricks, you still have the crime of stealing, even if you do it with Mr. Ji. Excuse me, I won't release the handcuffs for you either."

Wang Ermazi was anxious: "No! I didn't play tricks, you didn't know if you weren't before, this person..."

--boom!

Ji Changze silently put the saw on the table.

Wang Er Mazi: "..."

Police: "What's wrong with this person?"

Wang Er Mazi swallowed with difficulty: "He and others are really nice, I can't see a good person."