Party
David : Sam !
Sarah : Sam !
Diana : Sam !
Sam : What ?!
David : Come with us to a party !!
Sam : No.
Diana : Why ?
Sam : Because I don't want to.
Sarah : You have to socialize !
Sam : No ! I bet there's alcohol at this party of yours.
David : Why do you hate alcohol so much.
Sam : Because it stinks, it tastes bad and I did really stupid things last time I was drunk.
David : Just come ! You don't have to drink !
Sam : I can't even if I wanted to.
Diana : Why ?
Sam : Because I am babysitting my nephews, right now. My sister dropped them off at my apartment.
Sarah : Well… Let's do it another day.
David : Why don't you give them to your parents ?
Sam : They are on a business travel.
David : One of your sisters ??
Sam : They don't even live in our town.
David : One of your brothers ??
Sam : Same for them. Too bad for ya.
David : …
David : Can't take them with you at the party ?
Sam : Yes, I will take them to a party with crazy teenagers, alcohol and maybe some weed if a dumbass is stupid enough to distribute some.
Diana : Sometimes, you're an idiot, David.
David : Hey ! At least, I try to find a solution !
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Sarah : ??
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Sarah : Are you okay ?
Sam : Sorry. One of my nephews took my phone.
Diana : Which one ?
Sam : The little thief, Mike.
David : What does he want ?
Sam : He said he wants you all to come over so we can play to Mario Kart.
David : We can't. I'm getting ready for the party.
Diana : Yep. I'm getting ready as well.
Sam : He said it's fine. He always thought that you were dorks and that you suck at this game.
David : What ?!
Diana : David ! Come get us with your car and let's head to this little Sam's apartment to teach thus little shit a lesson !
David : I'm coming !!!!
Diana left the server.
David left the server.
Sarah : So… We're it going to the party.
Sam : Exactly. So come over. I'm making pop corn and pancakes. We'll be playing video games and when the kids fall asleep, we'll watch a horror movie.
Sarah : Okay ! I'm in ! I want to watch "Child's Play" !
Sam : Okay but don't talk about Chucky in front of Mike and Billy.
Sarah : Why ?
Sam : Because they are really scared of him. One of my sisters had the audacity to show them the original movie and now they are traumatised.
Diana : They have to be brave ! You can't overprotect them forever !
Sam : I am not protecting them ! I am protecting myself ! From my sister !
David : What ?
Sam : She will kill me if they tell her that I show them horror movies ! I don't want to die ! I am too young to die !!!!
Sarah : You're overreacting.
Sam : I am NOT overreacting !!! She is to scary !!!!
David : Really ?
Sam : Yes !!!!
Diana : Okay so let's put them to bed and watch this movie.
Sam : I am preparing the popcorn, then.
Diana : And David.
David : ?
Diana : Where are you ?!
David : I'm coming !
Sarah : He's not ! I'm with him and he is heading to the party with his car !!!
Diana : You traitor !!!! Come here right this instant !!!!!
David : I just want to see how is the party before going to Sam's place !
Diana : And why did you take Sarah with you ?!
David : Because she's my neighbour and she saw me going out from my house !!!
Diana : I bet you just want to hit on some girl !
David : That's not true !
Sarah : It is ! He said that he wants to stop being single the moment he steps in this party !
Sam : Hey !!!!
Sam : Bros before hoes !!!