Break up

Diana : Hey hey hey ! Breaking news !

David : What ?

Diana : Mya got dumped by Luke !

David : No way !!!!!

Sarah : Are sure about that ?

Diana : Totally sure ! Everyone saw her crying in the middle of the school hall !

David : Whoa ! This will be the topic of the month !

Diana : Wait ! The story doesn't end here !

David : Tell me ! Tell me !

Sarah : You really love gossips…

Diana : You already know that there are some false rumours about Sam and Luke.

David : Them being together ? I nearly died of laughter when I heard about this.

Diana : Yeah. So Mya presumed that she is the cause of the break up and you know how our sweet Sami can be unlucky.

David : Yes ?

Diana : So she heading to class and she passed by the school hall in that exact moment ! So Mya was so angry when she saw her that she threatened her and nearly ran after her.

Sarah : And Sam didn't know why Mya ran after her ?

Diana : She had no clue !

Sarah : Poor Sami…

Sam is online.

David : Did you have fun with your bestie Mya ?

Sam left the server.

Sarah : Meanie ! Leave her alone !

David : I was just joking hahaha !

Luke is online.

Luke : So how is Sami ? Did she escape from Mya the sociopath ?

Sarah : Not cool, Luke… Not cool…

Luke : What did I do ?

Sarah : You should have said that Sam is not the reason of your break up !

Diana : You should not have broke up with Mya in front of everyone, in the first place.

Luke : What ?! I am the victim, here !

David : And what makes you think that ?

Luke : I was the boyfriend of a crazy psychopath ! She threatens everyone who looks my way ! Even men !!!

David : Ow. You picked the wrong girl.

Luke : I know ! She scares me !!! Once, I saw in her bedroom a small bandaid and a note saying "Luke's bandaid with his delicious blood on it". Don't tell me that's not a valid reason to dump her !!

Diana : I admit this is kind of scary…

Luke : Even Sam was scared when I told her !!!

David : You talk to Sam ? Without throwing insults to each other ??

Luke : It happens rarely but yes. When I want some tips about girls, I ask her.

Diana : I admit that she is really good for giving advises.

David : Really ?

Diana : She always has the right words.

Sam is online.

Sam : Alright, motherf*ckers.

Luke : Yes… She always has the right words…

Sam : I know what to do with this sociopath.

David : Mya ?

Sam : Yes.

Diana : What is your solution ?

Sam : Kill.

Sarah : No !!!!

Sam : Or… Put her together with Luke again.

Luke : Absolutely not ! Never !!!!

Sam : You don't have a choice. This is your fate. Now, go to her house and apologise.

Luke : I rather be dead !!!!!

Sam : …

Sam : Okay if you want.

Sam left the server.

Luke : What ?!

Diana : Good luck.

Sarah : It was nice to know you.

David : Rest in peace.

Luke : ?!

Luke : I don't want to die !!!

Diana : Then go back to Mya !

Luke : No !

David : Goodbye, then.

Sarah : I hope you had a good life.

Diana : I want to choose the music for your funeral.

David : I want to choose what food we eat at the funeral.

Sarah : Can we wear anything else other than black ? I prefer yellow.

Luke : OKAY OKAY !!!!! I will go back to her ! So stop planning my funeral ! You guys are all crazy and cruel !!!

Diana : It is for your sake, mate.

David : Yes. We don't want anything bad happening to you.

Luke : Yeah yeah ! Stop talking like my parents ! Just call Sam back so she won't jump at me in my own house !

Diana : Let me call her.

David : Now, Luke. Call your girlfriend and announce her the good news.

Luke : I will tell her tomorrow.

Sarah : Now.

Luke : I said tomorrow !!!

David : Okay…. Done !

Luke : What did you do ?

David : Nothing important.

Luke : What did you do ?!

Luke : Why is Mya texting me about being happy to be together with me again ?! You texted her !!!!!

David : You don't have to announce her tomorrow ! Smile, now !

Luke : YOU ARE ALL CRAZY !!!!!!!

Luke left the server.

Sam is online.

Sam : Did it work ?

David : It worked wonderfully.

Sarah : Poor Luke.

Sam : He is the one at fault. If he doesn't tell her that we hate each other, she'll keep targeting me once he'll dump her again. Until then, I don't want him to leave her.

Diana : We're being creepy, now.

David : Just now ?