okay, this ain't bad, we can still pull this off, all I need to do is finish this freaking looking guy and we can deal with the pain later.
okay time to use Rasengan, the normal one, im still working on my improved versions of it.
and boom after a bit of struggle and avoiding his chakra absorption, I manage to destroy this thing, I only hope that it will not respawn later.
looking over at sasuke I see him ramming a chidori in one of the masks.
and now I dash off towards the main body, Kakuzu, and me being me, a badass. I manage to stab him in the heart he tried to fight back with his hair...that's hair, right?
jumping back from my stab and grunting, He sends one of the two monsters he has left and I thankfully slam my fist into it.
"you bastard" I heard his remark and ignored it, dashing towards him and sending my two orbs towards his last toy.
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"Okay, so now what?" I ask looking at the decapitated head, that's still talking.
"Should we burn him?" asked sasuke also confused while squatting near him.
the head throws another insult at us, and we ignored it.
"well I sealed his body," I say offhandedly ignoring an explosion in the distance.
well, whatever.
taking out a katana from my inventory, I stab it in his eye and now he's held there, can't accidentally roll.
"Hey, where did you get that, there was no smoke," asked sasuke tilting his head.
"I was experimenting with storage seals and accidentally made it so there is no smoke when it appears, still figuring it out," I say with a dismissive wave of my hand.
I try experimenting -I know not the best thing to do on the battlefield- and gather nature chakra and keep my cloak on.
and who knew it was that easy, naruto just sucks or the system is helping me.
and as soon as I do that I heard a scream of "Naruto, Sasuke" coming from where I left sakura... hey what about me? this bitch.
and as soon as the scream stops I see a giant smoke cloud appear in the crater, and when it cleared, I saw naruto, on a toad, with two toads and smaller toads on top of the toad that naruto was standing on. basically very confusing.
"so, should we go and help him?" I asked sasuke who shrugged in response.
"I tried taking down the girl with the wings, but she turned to papers"
yeah, I couldn't sense her anymore either, guess she send a paper clone and stayed with Nagato.
with a nod from both of us, we decide to jump down in the to help out naruto.
"sup," I say with a wave as I land next to him.
"Haruto, Sasuke, is everyone alright?" he asked worriedly. yes everyone is alright, not like there was a giant explosion in the middle of the village.
"pfft, dunno," I answer honestly and turn towards the assembled pain paths, the one I took out just got revived, cheaters.
"so, who wants to fight the one leading them?"
"" me"" came from both at the same time...heh nope, im doing that.
"hey sasuke, If we both use Kirin, will they go away?" I ask not taking my eyes away from them.
"Hn"... wait let me look through my dictionary of the Uchiha.... the "Hn" number 35- probably not.
all jokes aside though, they are hard to take out... well then we just have to try now right?
"the leader is mine, you guys take on the others," I say and dash off, I might hear sounds of groaning behind me but I ignore them.
not wasting time, I shape my two swords in my hands, dodge a charge from one of the puppets, and one summoned a dog but got held down by one of the toads that has a giant stick as a weapon.
swinging my sword down I manage to cut through a hand that was coming my way and leave the owner of that hand behind for the other two to deal with.
manipulating water molecules in the air I make a water clone next to me that uses a water prison and then chidori to take out another one of pain paths.
finally, I manage to get to my target, who engages me with his rods in close combat... too bad I can cut through those.
with a downwards slash, that he tried to block with a rod I manage to leave a gash on his chest.
"you have managed to injure a god, but you won't live long to enjoy the glory" and there's the god complex.
ah I always get the best opponents, don't I? I bet when, I fight Madara, yes when, not if, he's going to belittle me until I rip off his arm, which I am going to do.
but that's a future problem for the future me. though it's still me who has to deal with it.
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told you I couldn't last long. break my ass, what was I even thinking? I use all the free time I have to write.
headaches are gone btw