God?

"hey" I decide to start a conversation while dodging his swipes.

"..." he doesn't respond but I continue, not wanting to kill this one as fast as he did the others.

"so I want to know, why do you think you're a god?" I ask with a raised eyebrow, genuinely curious.

"My eyes-" I kick him in the face, god Nagato I thought you were an Uzumaki, not an Uchiha.

"sorry there was a mosquito, please go on," I remark with a smile, nothings wrong, there was a mosquito, you can't blame me.

"my eyes, are the legendary dojutsu, the Rennegan, with these eyes I shall bring peace to the world as a go-" I kick him again, only this time into the ground.

with a click of my tongue, I form spikes from my spheres, I try to stab my target but am distracted by a bird... wait a bird?

"Naruto! I told you to take care of the summons too didn't I?" I shout as I was going through the hand seals for a summoning jutsu to summon my companion, sora.

{Haruto, haven't seen you in a while, I admit I might have gotten bigger but you can still summon me you know} said the giant wolf below me, Sora now being a little more than half of the boss toads size, bites down on the charging bird.

"Nice to see you too, sora," I say with a smirk, as I jump off his head only to see pains hand aiming towards me... and then I feel a pull on my body...

"all-mighty pull" I hear his voice and I use one of my spheres to make a wall to stop myself.

I was about to rush in when a giant fireball hit my opponent, looking up I see the first toad sage, yes it's the pervert.

Nagato sends a black rod at him... it hit? how come, you could see that coming a mile away.

I watch Jiraya disappear in smoke... oh a clone, when I look back to Nagato I see the real - no that's a clone too, there are no lines he's just red, anything is a weak point for clones- jiraya drag him underground and only leaving his head exposed, only for the real one to slam a giant Rasengan on top of him.

well, that was fast.

...wait a minute he stole my kill!

but my fears were for naught when he got blasted away with an almighty push.

ah, the five minutes are up so soon?

as I was thinking about how to get through that I saw an orange and black blur pass by me, who made a Rasen-shuriken... why? I told you I would fight him.

with a sigh I charge my storm release: chidori in my hand, I spring forward to catch up, as did sasuke that appeared out of nowhere.

it was a perfect combination of chidori, storm release: chidori and Rasen-shuriken, and the best part was that Sakura wasn't even there, I don't even know why I hate her anymore, just don't like her.

only for us to get pushed back from an almighty push.

curses.

"one at a time boys, get the timing right, it's a five-second delay each time he uses it" with a nod we dash in again with a delay in each attack.

I charge my storm chakra to make it look like I was using my special chidori again, but when I got closer, I extended the chakra to form a chakra blade, only managing to scratch his cheek, since he moved his head.

only for him to stay still, paralyzed, what did he expect with all those rods inside him?

sasuke comes up from behind me using his chidori, trying to pierce his heart.

while naruto comes from my right with his slightly bigger Rasengan.

and finally, they connect.

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"Okay, so we just wait for him to come back?" asked sasuke, while the villagers were coming down into the crater, I could see Temari, and usele- I mean sakura running towards us, oh and Hinata too.

I was about to start talking when I got tackled by a blond blur.

"Hey, hey, don't cry now, why are you crying?" I ask while patting her back, but all I could hear were "stupid" and "idiot"... what did I do?.

while this was going on I could hear intense scratching like someone was writing... looking over I see Jiraya, writing while looking at us. really? now? we just finished fighting.

noticing a slight movement I look up and see small chakra needles coming from the direction Naruto went.

should have told him to destroy the eyes

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done,