(C) Hey I'll just be giving you a little information about my self first of I DONT COOK second I DONT KNOW HOW
(except for frying) and last NEVER WILL I
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well there isn't much that details after that punch on the head by Eve, they just explained how it worked, apparently Kyusune just need to show this card on his test and he'll pass right away, it's been 3 days since then and the 2 elves visited today to check on them, Dwargo led them to the dining room
and called Kyusune
"what is it Dwargo is dinner ready yet??"
"Kyusune I've prepared them especially for you Kyusune although I need to cook more since it's only for you, because we have visitors" Dwargo said in a respectful manner while gesturing towards the two elves
"oh hey Eve, and..... Rebecca"
*I don't know why but there's something about Rebecca that I don't want to approach*
Kyusune thought
ANSWER CAN BE EASILY DETERMINED THAT IS-
*yeah you don't need to answer that, I already knew the answer*
he then took a bite on Dwargo's dish
(C) it was just chicken -FRIED-
...
...
...
"uhh Kyusune are you alright??"
silence took over the dining room, before Eve asked with a worried tone
"WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!"
Kyusune shouted as his eyes were wide full of shock while tasting the piece of meat to the bone
"seems your cooking skills are have yet to improved Dwargo look at little Kyusune there enjoying his meal" Rebecca said while admiring how cute Kyusune is
(C) ok now I'm questioning my self of to why I added a Lolicon character whose race is an elf
"hahaha it seems like you are correct"
Dwargo puffed his chest pridefuly
"Dwargo What the hell is this!!!" Kyusune said before spitting all of it out again
"well I should have expected that"
Dwargo said while sulking
"what do you mean you should have expected that!!!, do you not know how to cook or something" Kyusune said still in disbelief
"maybe..." (Dwargo said with a shy smile)
"then who cooked the meal you gave days ago
while traveling here!!!?"
"... bought" after a moment of thinking through he hesitantly answered
"the meal I've been eating the past days??"
".... bought" he answered again after another pause, but this time shyly
WTF SON OF B**CH OF A F*CKING MADNESS
(C) you might be wondering, yes our system cursed, well.... I don't know what is in my brain!! my brain is crazy as hell alright?? don't judge
*ok that was kinda over the top of curses
even in my old world that was probably the most exaggerated curses I've heard in my whole life, system... and it's the first time I heard you curse*
SHUSH PLAYER IM AS SHOCKED AS YOU ARE
*you sure??*
OK MAYBE I DID OVER REACTED
*good*
Kyusune then rushed to the kitchen to check the ingredients if it's rotting or something, just to find an excuse for Dwargo, but to no avail
they were all fresh, ripe and in the best condition before getting cooked, he headed back
"ok we need to talk Dwargo, and I'm guessing the two of you knew??" Kyusune said before giving all 3 a dead pan stare
"y-yes...?" Rebecca and Eve nodded instinctively
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"so your saying that Dwargo is not only known to be the most respected combatant in the Mergan kingdom but also known to be the worst cook?? but that is not all, Eve and Rebecca you can't cook either!!!!!"
the 3 nodded in response
*My goodness!! my first to friends in this kingdom and my very first servant that I accepted in my new life in this world turns out to be the worst cook in history of MUNDIAL!!!*
THAT IS A LITTLE EXAGGERATED
*I don't think so after I tasted that chicken I almost died!!!, my pride as someone who loves food is shattered!!!!!*
Kyusune thought before turning to Dwargo, Eve and Rebecca in a very, very I mean VERY Sirius expression
LET ME SHOW YOU THREE HOW A REAL MASTER OF COOKING MAKES YOU THE BEST FEAST OF YOUR LIVES!!