-=Bye, Have a great time Sasuke=-

Naruto, at his house, was standing in front of Ikki

"So how did you three decide it?" He asked

"One per month" She said

"Huh? you sure you can handle that?" He asked concerned

"Yeah... we decided that it was better like this, even though it will be... annoying at least, but we decided like that anyways"

Now, I don't know what your were thinking that they were talking about, but Naruto and Ikki were talking about their schedule on their trip whith Jiraya, so in the end it was decided by the girls, that they would travel in a trio, Jiraya, Naruto and a girl that would change every month, so they could have time in Konoha and on the trip, learning a lot of things.

Anyway, as aways, no one can have a proper conversation in this village without a interruption, so...

"NARUTO" Exclaimed Shikamaru as he walked through the window.

"Shika... we have a door" Said Naruro as he pointed towards the door

"Sigh~, it's not a time to joke Naruto. Sasuke ran away from the village" Shikamaru said i a somber tone

"Cool, give him my regards then" And Naruto quickly dismissed it.

Feeling a headache coming, Shikamaru pulled a card from his sleeves

"The hokage ordered us all to gather at the hokage tower and form a team to search for him... so troublesome..."

"That is so annoying... Wanna fo as well? we might end up beating Sasuke so much that he wont be recognized by even Sakura, and that is a scary thing to think" Naruto said to Ikki

"Sure, why not?" Ikki never really showed it, but she dislikes Sasuke a lot, Not even because of the Chinoike clan's hatred for the Uchiha clan, bit because of his attitude. Anyway...

-=-

Hokage's office

"Ahgh~, This damn job! i was not even Hokage for a month and there is already so much trouble for me to take care off... I knew Naruto was tricking me into this-"

"Cough" Tsunade was interrupted by a cough, turning her head towards it, she saw all the gennins and 3 chunnins that she called looking at her with strange gazes

"Can't you knock before entering?" She asked, trying to hide her embarrassment

"You called us for an emergency, so there was no time to waste in knocking on the door" Naruto answered

"Sigh~, anyways, I called all of you here because Sasuke Uchiha has defected the village and your mission will be bringing him back"

"*Gasp* Sasuke defected?! that can't be!" Naruto, exaggerating his reactions, mocked

" I couldn't see that coming even with my ketsuryugan!" Ikki followed his example

"Can't you two take this seriously?" Tsunade knew, or at least thought, that they were trying to lighten the somber mood that everyone was in, but she found it annoying nonetheless.

"But hokage sama?" Naruto asked

"Yes?"

"Why do we need to bring Sasuke back? he isn't the last uchiha in the village, so hus worth is only that much, he betrayed the village so he should be executed, why are we trying to bring him back?" And to that question, Tsunade had ni answer

"Because i said so" 'Damn brat!'

"Fair enough" Naruto nodded sagely

"..." 'This kid' Tsunade was really annoyed inside, but didn't show it.

"By the way..." As soon as Naruto started talking again, Tsunade suddenly felt like a Nara, and only thought one word

' troublesome '

"Why are we, 3 chunnins and some gennins, going after a traitor? shouldn't you send a ANBU to do this? or at least a jonin?" Naruto's question made sense, so much that even Shikamaru started paying a little attention to Tsunade's answer

"Because all of the jonin are occupied" ' and i totally forgot the ANBU'S... Damnit'

"Sho what? You are the hokage, call them back and send them after him, Sigh~" Naruto even gave up, such a simple solution, but the poor written scrip talks louder...

"Who will be the team leader?" Naruto asked in a tired voice that could make people confuse him with a Nara

"It will be Na-" Tsunade started, but was cut off

"So it will be Shikamaru! good! Now we need to go, Hokage sama, we need to catch up with Sasuke, Bye!" Naruto said while going away quickly, and pulling Ikki with him

"This damn brat! Everyone, dismissed!" Tsunade said, doing her best to contain her rage

As soon as all the gennins left the room Tsunade heard a chuckle behind her.

"What is so funny? That kid is so annoying!" She said

"But that was hilarious, did you not see that he was only messing with you the entire time, Tsunade-sama?"

"Shut it! i don't need to hear that from you, Izumi, to know he was messing with me! tye problem is that everything he said makes sense..."

"*Giggle*"

"STOP LAUGHING!"

-=-

As soon as Naruto exited the Hokage's office, a wild Sakura appeared in front of him.

Sakura used- i won't make the same joke again, so forget that Sakura was going to use splash.

Sakura then pleading asked Naruto to bring Sasuke back

"Yeah, yeah, sure... i won't promise anything, but i can try at least"

As soon as he said that, Sakura immediately forgot he existed again, Causing Naruto to sweat drop at this.

'Man... i sure hope Tsunade can make this thing... a proper human being that doesn't only lives because of Sasuke... sure hope...'

[What if she corrupts Tsunade instead?]

'That would end bad...'

Some seconds after, the whole gang exits the hokage office and they depart after Sasuke.

-=-

They easyly caught up with the sound four, who were escorting Sasuke, since they were dumb enought to WALK instead of RUN to leave the village.

Even though Naruto could easily defeat ALL of the sound four, the team decided it was a better idea to split up, leaving behind Choji, to fight a guy not relevant enough for me to remember his name.

Using 2 secret pills from his clan, Choji was able to increase his chakra, giving a good fight, but, no winning.

After some fighting, some talk, some screaming, some more talk, the guy ended up eating Choji's last chip and calling him fat, he also started saying bad things about Choji's friends, including even Naruto.

After that, Choji ended up eating the Red Pepper Pill, or RPP. Doing so would massively increase his chakra, but the side effects would, mist of the cases, lead to death... ALL BECAUSE OF A FREAKING CHIP AND SOME CHILDISH INSULTS... Sigh~.

After Choji ate the pill, his body slimmed down (proving that kishimoto is fat phobic, as Choji only got good development on his character, when he fot slim ), the excess calories of his body, turned into chakra butterfly wings giving him a really cool look. After beating the guy( searched his name, it was Jirobo) Choji put all his chakra into a punch and punched Jirobo to oblivion, falling uncouncious right after.

After the fight, a figure walked up to Choji, picked him up and ran towards Konoha, while thinking

'Everyone has a chance... a shame you wasted yours'

-=-

After the team caught up with the sound 4 remaining members, and Sasuke in the... jar? Sakura would love to jave this jar...

Neji decided to keep the next enemy at bay, even though he knows, maybe better than anyone, that Naruto could defeat the guy with one punch(Naruto is the new Saitama).

Oh well, Since Neji was a Hyuga and this STUPID clan refused to learn ninjutsus for when they can't approach the enemy... such dumbness... Kidomaru (I remember his name, mostly because of his design) decided to attack from afar

But Neji was a master of defending himself and only attacking who aproaches him, instead of running away, so the fight went into a stalemate.

That is, until Kidomaru conveniently discovered a blind spot behind Neji's first thoracic vertebrae( yes i googled it, no one in their right mind remembers were the byakugan blind spot is)

But, Neji was taking lessons from Shikamaru as it seems, knowing he was going to be attacked there, he baited Kidomaru into doing it, And using the chakra string fixed into Kidomaru's arrow, to assure accuracy(?) he used his gentle fist to damage Kidomaru's internal organs.

Neji then caught up with Kidomaru and proceeded to give him a lifetime beating, finishing up with his eight trigrams to seal all of Kidomaru's tenketsus( i know it wasn't ALL of them but whatever), Kidomaru died because of that and Neji was left there, with grave injuries.

After the fight, a figure approached Neji, who looked alert at first, but when he saw who it was, he only asked

"Why are you here? shouldn't you be with the others?"

To which the figure only said

"I'm a clone"

Neji nodded, and the figure helped him up, and started walking towards Konoha as well.

-=-

Shikamaru decided to laze around*cough* to keep the enemy girl at bay, but why? he hated to fight girls... Anyways despite all of Shikamaru's strategies, he couldn't kill Tayuya(googled it) because she overpowered him in sheer strength, he even got her 3 summons into his shadow imitation jutsu and then used his shadow neck binding jutsu (creative name, I know).

Shikamaru for the first time in his life, had no idea od how to defeat Tayuya so he decided to keep her still with his jutsu.

Kiba and Akamaru matched up with the other 2 guys, Sakon and Ukon, with amazing tag team tactics, Kiba and Akamaru started in the advantage, but that quickly changed when Sakon split up with Ukon right before Kiba could end the fight.

Sakon and Ukon activated their cursed seals, and easily overpowered Kiba and Akamaru, Akamaru got injured and couldn't fight anymore, but Kiba refused to leave him, however, without their teamwork, Kiba wasn't enough to fight both Sakon and Ukon, so they forced him and Akamaru to retreat (I know Kiba had to stab himself, but I don't remember why...).

When both Kiba and Shikamaru were at the verge of losing and being killed Temari saved Shikamaru and Kankuro saved Kiba.

Hiw were they here? no idea, as they should have gone back to suna long ago... Anyways, Kankuro used his puppets to beat sakon and ukon, trapping them and stabbing them afterwards, killing them.

And Temari once again, had an easy fight since her wind attacks once again were the natural counter to her enemy techniques... The day she fights a fire user, then, we will see how strong she trully is.

Shikamaru, since he wasn't dead and wanted to scire some points with Temari, told her about Tayuya's strategies, Tayuya almost won, But Temari used summoning (Googling the name) Quick beheading dance, and destroyed a LOT of the forest and the ground, burying Tayuya in the debris, thus killing her.

After the fight, a figure approached them, immediately saying

"Yo, Kiba, you look like someone threw you at the inuzuka kennels.

Hi Uglyface, hi Temari.

Hey Shika, need my help to walk or will your girlfriend help you?" As you probably guessed already, it was a clone of Naruto.

"WGO ARE YOU CALLING UGLYFACE YOU DAMN PIPSQUEAK?!" Uglyface raged

"Oh Shut up" Kiba normally would retaliate, but he was too concerned about Akamaru to care

"Sigh~, troublesome..." Shikamaru still kept his cool

Now Temari would normally be laughing at Kankuro but she couldn't as she was too occupied keep her blush hidden.

-=-

Lastly, only Naruto, Ikki and Lee were remaining

Kimimaru, the strongest of the subordinates Orochimaru sent to this mission, faced them. And miserably almost lost to Naruto, who only used one flash step and almost killed Kimimaru, but he dodged on the last second.

After that, Sasuke got out of the pot( i know it was a coffin but its funnier this way).

Naruto asked Sasuke if he wanted to go back to Konoha, which he replied with a no, so Naruto and Ikki went after Sasuke who fled while laughing like a maniac, and Lee was left, to fight Kimimaru.