It's nearly time (3)

But maybe we should go back 9 months. For some exposition, y'know?

"Aight, I'll see you tomorrow bro" I said in discord, I was planning on going swimming with my friend on saturday. And we had just settled on a time, our parents schedules are odd so we have to ask before hand. But due to a certain pandemic you also have to schedule an appointment a day before you go swimming. It's a hassle, we've missed several opportunities due to bad planning.

I'm not the fittest guy, but I'm not fat either, or at least I don't look fat. Weighing 62kg at 5'6 is considered normal, however when I'm swimming, I'm able to float without lying on my back. So I think the fat content in my body is actually relatively high since fat is known to float. And muscle does not. Thus I've concluded that even if I'm not 'fat' I'm still extremely unhealthy, probably.

Anyways, enough talking about that. There is stuff and things to be done!

Like for example, Watching hentai! Yes! The greatest thing to be invented by humans, on par with the second greatest invention, the wheel.

I quickly opened Shiro's gaming omniverse and pinged @Heroma-chan. A supreme being who has many, many hentai's memorised by heart. Seriously, a picture or a shitty description of a hentai is enough for him to not only recall the hentai, but also give you the exact title! I truly aspire to become as great as he is. Yet, I know that my potential in this field is limited.

And that is when it happened. As soon as I sent the message I got a pop up that said the following:

*Do you want to fuck hot bitches? Do you want to travel through the dimensional veil and stop being a fucking loser? Do you desire real waifu pussy instead of being a sad loser who jerks off to virtual pixels? Sign up today! Travel through dimensions and conquer worlds!*

[DENY] [ACCEPT]

"Za fuck ist dis? You insult hentai? Monki angry MONKI MAD!!" Is what my first thought was while I was in my lust addled state, Truly an intelligent thought.

My second thought was "Fucking shit balls i have a virus??? Shit shit shit shit shit"

I intended to close the window so I could run windows defender to remove this piece of shit virus, but I realised that closing the window might cause the virus to go from a semi-dormant state to become active, and start destroying my pc, deleting my files or whatever the fuck this virus was designed to do. So I didn't close the pop up, this was my first mistake of many in the following few hours. Well, maybe it was my second, actually, my first was being targeted by this shit.

I opened windows defender and started a full scan, hoping that it would finish quickly and remove the virus, then I could go onto a hentai website and probably get several more viruses.

5 Minutes passed while I was shitting my pants and finally a pop up sound was made by window defender

*Windows defender has finished scanning! No viruses were found!*

"??? What do you mean??? It's right there you fuck! I can see it! Fuck you!" I internally screamed at this bullshit, 'no viruses found' my left testicle.

So I tried the next smartest thing I could think of, and closed the pop up. Only to be met with the well known sound that windows makes when you try to close a window that you can't close. I really started shitting my pants at that moment, but there was one last trick I could try. Only masters of computers knows about this trick, and It has helped out in hundreds, ney, thousands of situations!

*TASK MANGER NO JUTSU!*

I opened task manager and sorted by active tasks, TAKE THIS! END-O TASK-O----! ... I-Impossible! I-It's not there! How?! There's nothing there?? B-B-but the window… T-the window is still there! N-no! Please! PLEASE! NO GOD NO!

All hope is lost. There is simply nothing left to do. It's all gone. All of my precious 6.9 gigabytes of hentai. All of it is about to disappear, never to come back.

*Sniffle* How could this have happened to me? I even used

FORD VPN

The best VPN service that money can buy, .Staying safe online is an ever growing difficulty and you could be exploited by hackers. FordVPN allows you to change your IP address, making you harder to track, securing your privacy. I even paid for the premium FordVPN and yet, this has happened. I will never use

FORD VPN

Ever again!

Anyways, the only thing left to do is to click Agree. Clicking deny would only result in bad things happening. Also, on the tiny sliver of a chance that this is real, I would regret this for the rest of my life. After all, every single degenerate in the world hopes for a chance to isekai. If they found out that I lost such a opportunity, I would become the laughing stock amoung weebs!

This was my third mistake.

After that, only darkness surrounded me for a solid minute. And after that only whiteness surrounded me. Before colors slowly started to fade in, and gradually a landscape was painted in front of my eyes. But one thing that I noticed even with the amazement that was coursing through me at the moment is…

'Where the fuck is my cheat skill? My god eyes of death?? My legendary sword???'

Not reading the terms of agreement, was unfortunately my fourth mistake.