85. Thriller.

The captain-commanders eyebrow twitched at the literally mountain of paperwork around him.

"All 544,375 reports for the bandits, rapists and murderers I caught on my patrol this week sir. Memories read, punishments executed ready to be signed off on." I said with a smile as some of the captains lips twitched.

"You expect me to sign all these?" Yamamoto asked.

I shrugged. "Well I can always provide a distraction to the captains and lieutenants and they could mysteriously turn into ash and we could forget about them?" I offer before pointing towards the other side of the room.

"LOOK A DISTRACTION!" All of the captains even Yamamoto looked.

It was just a clone of me in a fancy hat doing the moon walk back and forth before speaking. "I'm telling all of your squads you fell for that trick. Hee Hee!" before poofing into smoke.

There was a burst of heat and the captains looked back to see a pile of ash being swept up by the aide.

Yamamoto coughs into his hand. "Some of the nobles are a bit concerned about what you plan to do with all of those orphans." Yamato asks.

"Orphans? What orphans? Each and every one of those children was legally adopted into the Grim household. I have all the paperwork signed and approved. If there is still an orphan left in soul society I haven't found them yet." I grinned. "As for what I plan to do with them? Cloth them, feed them, have them attend school, things that parents do with children."

Yamamoto frowns.

"You are welcome into my territory to look, I really don't mind. I even have some updates for the soul reaper academy if you want to take a look at them." A person behind me hands me a large brown book filled with improvements the academy could use.

The person in question is a woman wearing a white dress like uniform, has on purple eye liner and long brown hair that is hung loose. This would be Muramasa my acting lieutenant and other Zanpakuto currently going by the name Mura. The one I stole from Koga Kuchiki, she had popped up a few days ago fully recovered having been eating hollows to sustain her life.

Yamamoto grabs the book and starts reading it over.

"You are willing to donate new martial arts, training equipment, weapon manuals, and techniques to the academy?" Yamamoto asks.

"Yep."

Yoruichi cuts in at this point. "I've looked over quite a few of his martial arts and weapons manuals, they are better than what the academy has and has more diverse weapon training manuals than what we offer. This would be incredibly useful for people with Shikai that aren't swords. I've even started training the stealth squad in quite a few of these techniques and seen good results."

It speaks wonders if even Yoruichi who is known for her hand to hand skills compliments the manuals.

"I would like to see these manuals of yours." Yamamoto says.

"Sure I can have copies delivered to you and any other captains that want them." I offer not really minding.

Yamamoto nods and many of the captains speak up wanting to have copies.

"I will look over them and see if they will benefit the academy." He says. "Now everyone is dismissed except for Captain Grim, I would like to have a few words with him."

The other captains and Lieutenants leave and Mura vanishes back into her sword for now.

The old man give me a look.

"Are you a threat to soul society?" He asks plainly.

I consider it for a second. "No, I have a bottom line. Provided you do not try to force me to kill innocents and children I see no reasons to be the enemy of soul society. Honestly I just want to quietly learn Kido, flirt with women and just relax. I also wish to increase my combat skills and just enjoy myself. If I had a problem with soul society I would just leave." I tell him honestly.

"Even If that made you a criminal?" He asks with a frown.

"Yeah. I would just take my people and leave. But I would leave this place better than when I had arrived."

Yamamoto nods. "Alright then you are dismissed."

I stood up with a smile before heading out of the meeting room.

"Ah, I did it again and got too caught up having fun." I groan having once more probably screwed up the future of a world but it was worth it to me.

Butterfly effects and all that jazz. This was more like a tornado or something ripping through the world.

What kind of changes will this bring? I have no idea. But one thing is for fucking sure I'm not letting that Hogyoku slip away from me.

Frowning while deep in thought i head towards my barracks.

(Master, might I ask what you plan to do?) Mura asks mentally.

I let out a sigh. "Probably go snatching, there are some nasty things coming in the future of this world and i definitely don't want to face them with my current power." Motherfuckers that can kill you by knowing your name, people who can see the future and past and alter it on a whim, whatever the hell the soul king is, makes me rather uneasy if I have to admit it.

(Snatching?)

"One moment and I'll show you." Once back at the barracks I bring up the world travel menu having unlocked quite a few slots in my little power trip the past year or two I've been here.

Let's see then, I click on bleach adjust the time and then click selects before vanishing in a golden flash to once more.

I arrive outside of soul society and find a small hut before pulling on my mask. "Mimic head into the city you know what to do."

A part of the metal slime slips off before bursting into particles and floating in the air. Of course we have to update some memories after all and snatch abilities. It would be a waste if we didn't.

I pull out a familiar book and grab my pen. "Now let's begin shall we?"