89. Confusion.

"And why is our captain, naked, tied up in what appears to be bondage and gagged. I'm a bit jealous." Stella asks looking at Unohana in the corner with a red face.

I could only wryly smile. "Listen this is all her fault, I tried to beat her into submission but she kept healing herself with her zanpakuto, once her clothes got messed up she just took them off on her own and fought me naked as they were a burden to her and kept getting in the way. Then I took her sword away hoping she would stop, cause beating her just made her more excited and she tried to fight me in hand to hand so I tied her up in a way struggling wouldn't hurt her, but the stubborn woman then started chanting Kido moves at me in the 90 and higher rank so I could only gag her." The captain in question wiggled erotically on the floor and let out moans.

"Then why is her ass red and covered in hand prints?" Stella asks with a raised eyebrow.

"I might have gotten upset when even with all that done she kept trying to act like a worm and come over here to headbutt me to death. Plus it was my day off, and I was in my cat form trying to nap, and now I have to rebuild most of squad 2 barracks and clean the place up. So I might have bent her over my lap and spanked her like a naughty child." I say sheepishly.

"Is that why she is leaking..."

"Just take her back before she tries to cause more damage to my squad buildings." I sigh.

"Mmmnnnhh!"

"Quiet you!"*Smack!"

"Unhhh!~~"

"I'm glad to see you are getting along with our captain." Stella says happily grabbing the sword on the newly built reinforced table and picking up the naked captain covering her in a shredded bloody captain uniform.

Shaking my head I just make some clones to run off and do repairs and clean up before assuming my cat form. Only for a hell butterfly to float in and call a captains meeting.

"But it's my day off." I groan before flashing away still in captain kitty form. "Better not be about the destroyed squad 2 barracks."

Arriving at the meeting area I see Shinji there with Aizen. Ah yeah I robbed him, forgot about that for a second.

"Ah captain kitty glad you could show up." Shinji says sarcastically.

"You look like a woman who uses a bowl to cut her hair, and how the fuck do you make your teeth look like that? Are you some kind of retarded shark with a Karen complex?" I ask the man.

"What?! What's wrong with my hair?!?!" He shouts at me.

"It looks stupid, like your face. It has a very punchable feel to it." I tell him honestly.

"Shiori says something like that too..hmm." Shinji says with a frown.

"Yes very punchable. So what's up?" I ask the man.

"My lieutenant seems to have lost his zanpakuto and forgotten it existed." He points to Aizen who seems to be thinking.

"I'll trade you problems, Captain Unohana seems to have taken a liking to fighting me, currently my clones are rebuilding squad 2 barracks." I offer.

"You have my condolences." He says with a grin.

Yamamoto just sighs.

The woman in question shows up about 5 minutes later looking good as new and quite refreshed. "Captain Grim, how lovely to see you again." Her eyes lock onto me with a sweet smile. "I hope you'll be taking responsibility for what you did to me. I can no longer become a married woman now after all. Nobody makes my heart throb like you.." She says getting incredibly close with an even more dangerous look in her eyes.

Shinji is laughing covering his mouth.

"Captain Hirako allow me to assist you with that stupid haircut!" The claws come out in a blur of speed. His face looks shocked as all his hair including his eyebrows fall off.

"Sadly I can't help you with your stupid punchable face." I blow some hair off my paws before cackling.

A couple minutes later the other captains and lieutenants start to show up in confusion as we just had a meeting a couple hours ago.

"Ahahaha what happened to your head! You look like a thumb!" Hiyori cackles.

"I was saying he looked more like a cock with teeth." I say making the other captains stiffen before laughing madly.

"You wanna fight?!?!" Shinji roars.

"Enough, Shinji tell them what happened to your lieutenant." Yamamoto says.

So a basic rundown is given before Urahara and Unohana inspect Aizen and find nothing wrong with him.

"Have you tried giving him another Zanpakuto?" I ask.

I'm curious myself if that would work.

The consider that before giving him a blank which he just looks at in confusion for a second. "I feel like this is familiar but not at the same time."

There was quite a few rumblings but ultimately nobody had any idea what had happened or what to do about it.

So we just too a wait and see approach.

Pretty sure that's like the whole soul society motto, just wait and see.

Well unless it involves hollows or quincy or anything else that isn't a soul reaper or human then its kill on sight.

Didn't take very long for the meeting to end and I quickly fled so as not to waste the rest of my day off. I've gone above and beyond with my previous scouting outside of the city and deserve my own break.

Going to find a nice sunny roof to nap on since my own office is being rebuilt and sleep it off. If not then I'm going to the internal world for some napping.

"Captain Grim you have to take responsibility! How am I going to get married with what you've done to me!" A shout comes from behind me.

"Fuck off Shinji! It's not my fault you look like a dick with teeth when you have no hair! I only like women!" I shout angrily.