Chapter 44: Expendables

Unknown area…

"Lady, huh?" Naruto grinned. "Well, at least it's original. Never met a girl named Lady before…"

"By the way, missy…" Kurenai said, pointing Alastor at the newcomer. "I suggest you lower that little thing you hold in your hand."

"Indeed." Hanabi's eyes glowed red. "Or we're gonna have some problems. And you really don't want that."

Lady's eyes narrowed. "Tell me what your goal is."

Naruto smirked. "Nope, not telling."

CLICK.

Lady armed her gun. "Think again."

"Okay, okay! It's world peace!"

Lady started to pull the trigger…

"HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!" Naruto laughed hard. "You already tried that, remember?"

"Tch." The girl scowled at him.

"But well hell, I guess I should give you some credits for your guts. So fine, I can at least tell you that this very moment my targets are remaining shinobi villages."

"The Order?"

"Them too."

Lady slowly withdrew her gun. "Very well. Then I wish to join you."

"Eh?" Naruto raised an eyebrow. "I'm sorry, I must be going deaf. What did you just say?"

"I said that I wish to join you."

The Overlord folded his hands. "Now that's a strange one. You were so determined on fighting me before, what changed?"

Lady glared. "The world did."

"What do you mean by that?" Kurenai asked, lowering her sword.

"Many things happened while you two were in prison." Lady explained. "One of such things is me becoming a number one enemy of the Order."

"Hahaha!" Naruto laughed and clapped. "Well congratulations but…"

"What the…?" Lady suddenly exclaimed when two long hands appeared from the wall she turned her back to and wrapped around her, holding the girl in place.

"You didn't really think that I would let a former enemy walk freely, did you?"

"Tch." Lady scowled again.

"Hmhmhm…" Alucard's head appeared from the same wall. "She's strong, can I have her?"

"Later." Naruto stated. "I want to hear what she has to say first."

The captured girl glared at him. "Release me, Uzumaki, I won't attack or run. Attacking is useless and I have nowhere to run to."

"Well, that may be so…" Naruto said, taking out a cola can. "But I don't know that. Now speak before I lose my patience."

Lady sighed. "Fine. Many questions rose after your defeat. Like what that Order was and where did it come from. But only a chosen number of people asked them, the rest were too overjoyed by the fact of your demise… or simply scared of the Order's strength. In fact I only know one other person who started to ask questions beside myself."

"And? Who was it?"

"Senju Tsunade."

"Hmm…" Naruto thought for a moment. "Release her."

Alucard raised an eyebrow. "Why would I do that?"

"Because I said so. Now…"

"Fine, fine…" The vampire muttered, releasing his hold.

"Well, Lady…" Naruto began. "Now you have my undivided attention! Are you happy?"

"I'm thrilled…" She said… though her voice showed quite the opposite.

"That's the spirit!" The Overlord walked to a chair and sat down. "Well?"

Lady sighed. "As I said, I didn't buy it. Everything seemed too perfect: their timing, the show they put on and… how they defeated you…"

"Ouch!" Naruto exclaimed. "I'm hurt, I truly am! Did you really think those jabronies could beat me?"

"That's the thing, I did not!"

"Oh…"

"Yeah, oh. Remember how they appeared?"

Naruto gritted his teeth and looked down at his chest… a chest with no necklace around it.

"That belongs to me, so I will be taking it now. Thanks for taking care of it for me…"

"Oh yes, I remember… I will never forget that moment!" He stated.

"Right." Lady nodded. "We separated during the fight, remember? You fought the Uchiha, while we tried to fight off your demons. But when the order appeared I was able to take a breath and evaluate the situation… And then I saw it, the lightning that struck you." She paused. "Divine punishment, right?"

Naruto clapped. "Very good! Where did you get such information?"

The girl smirked. "From the Order, of course! I said I didn't buy it, so I decided to learn the truth on my own. And I did."

"Ho! You are to be commended then. Are you going to share it with me?"

She nodded. "I am. They are planning to conquer the world."

"Hahaha!" Kurenai laughed. "Why am I not surprised?"

"Good luck to them. I really doubt everyone will agree with this." Naruto added.

"I think they will." Lady said. "Because they chose a much better tactic than a military assault. Oh no, they want to conquer people's minds so they will surrender the world without a fight… And they planned to do this through you."

"Huh? Excuse me?" Naruto asked.

"What they did… they have planned it for years, even before you started all this crap."

Now Naruto really looked confused. "But wait, that's not possible…"

"It is. For they even resurrected your childhood friend and brainwashed her, so they would be able to take you down through her. They knew they'll have to use the divine punishment even before you became a demon."

Silence.

"N-Naruto…?" Kurenai whispered quietly.

"Who do you think was it?" The blond suddenly asked, looking at Hanabi.

"What?" The girl exclaimed in confusion.

"Hard to tell…" Deep voice said behind her.

Hanabi turned around to see Alucard standing behind her. 'Oh…'

"But I believe it's a higher deity." The vampire finished. "Rejoice, Uzumaki! You have finally angered the gods enough for them to intervene!"

"No… No, I did NOT! Anger has nothing to do with it!" Naruto said with wide eyes. "Because they knew it for a long time! That means whoever told the Order about me knew what will happen! He or she wanted me out before I even started!"

Alucard furrowed his eyebrows. "But that's not possible. Your destiny is…"

"Untraceable, yes. But maybe it was not always like that…"

"What are you talking about?" Hanabi asked in frustration.

"Don't bother." The Overlord replied and turned to Lady. "Anything else?"

"Well…" She began. "Except me getting a run in with your former girlfriend and almost dying by her hand…"

"You fought Misako?"

"I did." Lady nodded. "She found me when I was looking through their files. That's how I became a world's enemy."

Naruto grinned. "Welcome to the club. But why didn't you just ask?" He said and drank from his cola can.

"I was tempting to, but they are telling their secrets only to the members of the Order. The membership is for life, and I'm not like that pink haired bitch or her favorite uke…"

"PFFFFFFFFFFT!" Naruto spat his cola.

"My lab!" Kabuto screamed.

"Shut up!" Naruto shouted at the medic and turned back to Lady. "Please, for the love of everything unholy and Orochimaru! Please tell me that you didn't mean SAS-uke, but some other, unknown to me uke."

Lady smirked. "Hmhmhm, nope. I was speaking exactly about SAS-uke."

"Why are they discussing an uke?" Alucard asked Kurenai.

"Well, Naruto-kun has a history with this particular uke…"

"What's an uke?" Hanabi asked.

"You'd better not to know…" Kurenai replied.

"What the fuck? I blew two holes in his damn head!" Naruto continued his rant.

"Yep, you did. You killed him alright, I saw the damn body." Lady stated with a nod. "But that's the thing; all highest order members are demons. The old motherfucker, that arrogant goat, your ex, and even pinky! They are turning themselves into demons! And they want to do this to the rest of the world!"

Naruto finally understood. "Ah, so that's your reason for joining me…"

"Yes…" She nodded reluctantly. "I thought you were the worst monster in this world for surrendering your humanity and turning yourself into a demon. But the Order… they want to do this to everyone! I'd better see them die!"

"Kabuto." Naruto spoke calmly.

"Yes?"

"What do you need for your operation?"

The medic smiled. "The blood of course! Well that and a couple of hours."

Lady's eyebrows rose. "W-What operation?"

"Demonification." Naruto stated stoically.

Lady's eyes widened. "You want to turn me into a demon?"

"Hmhmhm. No, not you." Surprisingly it came from Kurenai. "He was speaking about me… and I'm ready. What must I do?"

"Wait!" Lady shouted. "Don't do this, you will become a monster!"

Kurenai smiled gently. "You are too young and naïve. There are people in this world, who are worse than any demon you've ever faced."

"But…!"

"What must I do, Kabuto?" Kurenai turned away from her, showing that the discussion was over.

"Come with me." The silver haired medic said with an insane grin. "The blood?"

Naruto stood up. "Yes, I have a perfect blood for you…"

Konohagakure no sato. Hokage's office…

"No, I think it will be better if they will not know." Godaime Hokage said to her assistant.

"But Tsunade-sama!" Shizune protested. "The Council deserves to know, and the people will…"

"Create panic." Tsunade interrupted. "Do you really think that's what we need right now?"

"Then what are we going to do if Naruto prevails against the Order?"

The slug sannin sighed. "Nothing. If he destroys Suna, then we're as good as dead…"

Shizune's eyes narrowed. "You sure are quick to give up, Tsunade-sama. Is there a reason for that?"

Tsunade only glared at her student silently.

"Fine then! I will do what I think is right!" Shizune said firmly.

"What's the matter with you?" Voice in Tsunade's head spoke.

"I will tell the Council whether you approve or not!" The black haired medic continued.

"Who does this girl think she is?"

"They deserve to know!"

"She owes everything she has to you!"

"And Konoha citizens will not start panic."

"And that's how she repays you?"

"I have faith in them!"

"I don't think you should let this slide…"

Tsunade's look hardened. "You would do well to know your place, Shizune."

"I know exactly where my place is!" The younger woman replied. "And as a fellow Konoha shinobi I must warn the others about Naruto's threat!" She said and turned to leave.

"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Tsunade's inner voice snapped. "Is this the Great Senju Tsunade I'm seeing? Or just a weak old woman, who's gonna let this little bitch do as she pleases?"

Tsunade shot up from her seat. "Stop right there, Shizune!"

"Yes! Shove her in her place!"

But Shizune didn't even bother to stop or glance behind. She just continued to walk as if she didn't hear her master's voice.

"She's disobeying you! Stop her!"

'B-But…'

"You are the Hokage! Your orders are supreme!"

'But Shizune is…'

"What? A niece of a guy who wanted to use you in his Hokage campaign? A pathetic excuse of a medic? A good-for-nothing warrior? Or maybe… A traitor?"

Tsunade's eyes widened.

"Oh yes. She's going to betray you right now… just like he did!"

"NO!" The Hokage darted forward, and Shizune could only glance over her shoulder… before her master's fist connected with the back of her head.

CRASH.

Shizune flew forward, crashing through the wall.

"You would do well to follow my orders, apprentice." Tsunade spoke, walking towards Shizune's downed body. "And when I say… huh?" She walked closer and noticed something very disturbing.

Shizune's eyes were open… but her chest wasn't moving.

"Sh-Shizune…?" Tsunade knelt in front of her student.

No reaction.

"Oh no… NO!"

"Yes, finally!"

"No, this shouldn't have happened!" Tsunade shouted at herself. "I…"

"Did the right thing! For once in your life damn it! Don't pity this bitch. She turned on you, she betrayed you!"

"But I thought…"

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THO…"

Tsunade's eyes widened.

"Ahaha… umm… ups?"

"Naruto?"

"Naruto? Where? No, I'm your inner voice!"

"You bastard!" Tsunade shouted, getting on her feet. "I knew I couldn't turn into Sakura!"

"Heh… Well, busted I guess…"

"How did you get into my head?"

"Remember when I reversed your age? Actually that was not the only thing I've done." Naruto stated. "I also planted a part of my consciousness inside your head."

"Gh!" Tsunade grunted, clutching her head in pain. "Get out!"

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! You really don't want that!"

"Yes I do!"

"No you don't! Or have you forgotten? I've been listening to your moans every damn night! So I will say it again, you really don't want me to leave! As a matter of fact, you wish I could be right here so I could tear off your clothes and ravish you in front of this bitch's dead body!"

"You… You made me kill her!"

"Not really. I never made you to do anything. The only thing I ever did to you is showing you what you want."

"I never wanted killing her!"

"Yes you did, and stop denying yourself! She betrayed you and…"

"And you did too!"

"No I did not!" Naruto shouted. "I guess you could say that I betrayed Konoha, but you? Eh-Eh! How many times did I offer you to join me? Why do you think I even bothered after you refused? That's because I believe you deserve more than these ungrateful bastards!"

"Tch, that's the only thing you want! For me to join you. And that's what you're trying to do again right now!"

"Damn right I am! Don't you want this to end? To be safe and 'retired' again and not bother about this Hokage shit and all of Konoha's problems? I can give you that and so much more!"

"Oh yeah? And what will I have to surrender in return?"

"Hmhmhmhmhm…" Naruto chuckled darkly. "Absolutely nothing. What you had to surrender is lying down there at your feet. You proved to me that you still have that fire, which brought people to fear and admire you, inside. And that is everything I have ever wanted. To see that you're not only reborn in body, but also reawakened in soul!"

Tsunade just stood there in silence. "Why? Why are you doing this?"

"Simple. Because you are the only woman I have ever admired."

Hokage's eyes widened. "Are you… telling the truth?"

"Why would I lie? If not for you, I wouldn't have gotten anywhere."

"I… I don't understand."

"Genjutsu, Tsunade." Naruto explained. "If not for your body-covering genjutsu, I would've never been able to get where I am right now. So I guess I owe everything to you… Is that not a good enough reason to admire someone?"

Tsunade swallowed the lump in her throat. "What if… What if I do join you? What will…?"

"Nothing good."

Godaime turned around sharply… only to see many snakes wrap around her body.

"Senei-ta jashu!" Orochimaru said, capturing Tsunade in his signature technique. "I see you have finally snapped, Tsunade."

"Fuck you!" The woman shouted, struggling against her bindings. "This won't hold me for long!"

"What did he promise you, Tsunade?" The snake user pressed. "Money? Power? Maybe the world? Was that enough to kill your own apprentice?"

"Hm… Hmhmhm… Hahahahahaha!" Tsunade laughed. "Alright, I guess you win…" She muttered.

"What?" Orochimaru asked.

"I said you're a moron." The Hokage replied. "I killed her because I wanted to. And Naruto didn't promise me anything of what you mentioned."

"Then what? What was enough for you to betray Konoha?"

"Hahaha!" The woman laughed again. "I never expected for you of all people to tell me about betrayal."

Orochimaaru glared at her. "What did…?"

"Go fuck yourself, Orochimaru." Tsunade said and turned away from him.

The snake sannin paused for some moments. Then…

"Very well. ANBU!"

Four men in white masks appeared in a puff of smoke.

"Take Tsunade to a high security cell. She is not to be trusted anymore…"

With Naruto…

"Well? How does it feel?" Naruto asked.

"Amazing!" Kurenai stated. "It's like I can sense the world around me! And also…" She took one of Kabuto's scalpels and cut her palm. "That is a nice side effect." She said, watching how the wound closed in a matter of seconds.

"Nice indeed." Naruto commented with a smirk.

"Well, she's turned." Lady started. "Can we get out of this hell hole already? It gives me the creeps."

"Sure!" The Overlord stated happily. "One thing though…" He glanced at Hanabi and the girl nodded her head, teleporting behind… Kabuto in a blink of an eye.

"What the…?" The silver haired medic exclaimed in shock. "What are you doing?"

"I'm sorry, Kabuto pal, but I'm afraid you know too much." Naruto stated, smiling evilly. "Besides, I don't really like traitors and you… Well, you betrayed Konoha, you betrayed Sasori, you betrayed Orochimaru…"

"But I have never betrayed you!" Kabuto screamed.

"Well, that's one point I can overlook…"

"Wait! I… I can still be useful to you!" The medic yelled in desperation.

"Oh, and you will!" Naruto stated. "Just… not in the most desirable way for you."

The next second Hanabi sank her teeth deep in Kabuto's neck.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!" Naruto laughed. "Have no fear, pal! Your knowledge will live on!"

THUMP.

Hanabi threw Kabuto's lifeless body on the ground. "Done… By the way, he was going to betray you…"

"Really? How?"

"You don't want to know…"

"Okay then." Naruto stood up. "Suna awaits!"

"You are a cruel man, Uzumaki Naruto…" Lady commented.

"Cruel? Me?" The blond chuckled. "Do you have any idea what things he…" He pointed at Kabuto's body. "…Has done in his sinful life? Haha, good old Orochimaru with his experiments has nothing on this guy. To do that demonification he performed on Kurenai, he killed hundreds!"

"You did too." She replied.

"Yes, but not by performing experiments on them. That's sick even by my standards, and that's saying something."

"Naruto-sama?" Hanabi suddenly called.

"Yes, what is it?"

"Remember the Hell Gates you summoned back in Iwa?"

"Yes, what about them?"

"They are still present." The girl finished with an evil grin.

"What does that mean?" Lady asked.

Naruto simply smiled from ear to ear…

Iwagakure no sato…

"You have your orders, dismissed!"

"Hai, Tsuchikage-sama!"

Kurotsuchi, Onoki's granddaughter, the Yondaime Tsuchikage sighed in exasperation.

'Where are you, Naruto-kun? Why did you not send me your orders? I've been waiting for…'

Suddenly…

"Tsuchikage-sama!" A single Iwa jounin appeared before her in a puff of smoke.

"What is it, Seichi?"

"Th-The Hell Gates!" Scared shinobi pointed.

"WHAT?" Kurotsuchi got up from her seat and looked in the window. "No… it can't be…"

The Gates were open and… four demons walked out.

"Why…" The Tsuchikage whispered. "I never betrayed you!"

"Naruto-kun?"

"I don't see him, Nevan." Berial stated.

"And I don't catch his smell." Beowulf added. "He's not here."

"Then where did the Hell Gates came from?" Cerberus asked.

"Wait guys! These are the same Gates we used last time!" The witch stated.

"What?" Berial exclaimed. "Are they out of their fucking minds to leave this thing out in the open?"

"Who cares?" Beowulf stated. "Let's just kill everyone!"

"That was the plan anyway." The fire demon replied. "And I suggest we start with that tower!" He added, sending an enormous fireball at Tsuchikage tower.

"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, UZUMAKI NARUTO!" Kurotsuchi screamed… just before the fireball hit her tower head on…

Back with Naruto…

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! One down, two to go!"

"Already?" Kurenai asked. "What did you do?"

Naruto shrugged. "Nothing much… simply invited some old friends to finish what they didn't back in Iwa."

"Oh, you mean these friends?" Alucard asked.

"Yep, exactly. I think we won't have to worry about Iwa anymore and…" Naruto's eyebrows suddenly shot up. "And I believe you owe me two hundred bucks, buddy."

"Oh?" Alucard exclaimed. "Are you shitting me? She really accepted?"

"Yep, looks like I have finally gotten through to her." Naruto nodded, smiling happily.

"Who accepted?" Hanabi asked.

"Tsunade did." Naruto stated. "But the thing is she got caught."

"So… are we switching to Konoha?" The vampire asked.

"Nah. I'll just use some help." The Overlord did one-handed seal in front of his face and one dark silhouette appeared shortly afterwards.

"Well, well, well…" The voice was indescribable too, so there was no way to say if it was a man or a woman. "Finally you decided to show your blond ass to me. I was starting to worry, you know."

"Yeah, sorry about that." Naruto replied, smiling sheepishly.

"So, what is it that you need from me?"

"Are the preparations complete?"

"Yes, everything went perfectly." The silhouette stated.

"Of course, as expected from you." Naruto grinned. "Now I want you to get out of there as quick as you can and go to Konoha. There in dungeons you will find our friend Tsunade…"

"Friend?" The silhouette asked. "So you got through to her after all, huh?"

"I guess I did. But our dear Orochi-chan has caught her and your task is…"

"To release her, I got it." The silhouette stated. "Don't worry; she will be free by tomorrow morning."

"Okay, I will see you soon." Naruto finally said, breaking the connection.

"What was that?" Kurenai asked.

"That, my dear, was a good friend of mine." Naruto stated. "And because of his actions we don't have to worry about any surprises once we get to Suna."

"I see…" The red eyed demoness said. "Is he… expendable?"

"Hmhmhm…" Naruto chuckled. "A nice word, but no. He…" He pointed at Kabuto's body. "He was expendable."

"Oh? And who else is expendable by your standards, Uzumaki?" Lady asked.

"Everyone except those who are right here, Tsunade and the person I just talked to." The Overlord stated, pulling his sunglasses down to show her his burning eyes. "Everyone else is expendable."

Sunagakure no sato…

"I still believe I should stay…" Hinata muttered.

"We've already talked about it, and…" Gaara started, but then he was interrupted.

"Come on, girl!" Ino said. "Try to understand Gaara-kun's feelings. He could simply kill you and not knock you out, and I believe Gaara-kun doesn't want this to happen ever again."

The Kazekage nodded. "Ino is right."

"But still…"

"Please go." Ex-jinchuriki pleaded.

Hinata paused. "Fine… But you will contact me as soon as you are victorious, or I will never forgive you!"

"…"

"Gaara!"

"…"

"Of course he will!" Ino reassured. "Now let's go, I believe Gaara-kun has enough problems as it is."

Hinata silently turned around and walked into the portal. "Don't even think about dying…" Were her last words before she disappeared in a flash of light.

Gaara sighed. "Thanks for that, Ino. Keep her safe for me, you hear?"

The blond girl smiled at him, stepping into the portal as well. "Sure thing! Leave it to me!" She exclaimed and followed Hinata.

Gaara took a deep breath. "At least I can concentrate on the defense now…"

"So, are you done with your personal matters?"

The Kazekage turned around to see Sasuke and Temari walking towards him.

"Yes, I am. Now what is the plan?"

"They decided to remove the Savior from the village." Temari informed.

"They what?" Gaara shouted. "Why do that? The Savior is our best chance at taking Naruto down!"

"That's exactly why!" Sasuke stated. "What do you think Naruto will attack first?"

Gaara's eyebrows rose.

"Exactly! And do you think he will warn us about his attack so we could prepare? No, he won't! He will attack the Savior out of a sudden and if he takes him down then we're done for."

"Hmm… Alright, I agree with your logic." Gaara nodded. "What about other forces?"

"The members are still in the village. Only the higher ups have left with the Savior." Temari said. "Also… we have lost the contact with Iwa."

"Why is that?" Kazekage asked.

"We don't know." Sasuke stated. "We don't think Naruto has been there already, but… we're expecting the worst."

"Damn him!" Gaara said through gritted teeth. "How can one person defy the world and be on the winning side?"

Temari frowned. "Well, I don't know about… Hey, did you hear that?"

Sasuke walked to the window…

"What is going on, Sasuke?" Gaara asked.

The Uchiha closed his eyes and stood in silence for some moments.

"Is… Is he coming?" Temari asked cautiously.

"No…" Sasuke opened his eyes and a glint of fire appeared in them. "He's already here." He said, making Kazekage's sister gasp. "Temari, go and warn everyone. Gaara, me and you are going to hunt the son of a bitch down."

"Hunt him down?" Gaara asked in confusion.

Sasuke looked at Gaara over his shoulder. "Exactly. Or do you really think he will come out without having his share of fun?"

A little earlier. Sunagakure's outskirts…

"They actually live here?" Alucard exclaimed in amusement. "These people are insane."

"Exactly what I said when I first got here." Naruto replied. "I don't see the flying jabroni…"

"They probably removed him so you won't destroy their Savior straight of the bat." Lady said.

"Damn, that was my plan… oh well. I guess we'll need another one. What do you think?"

"I say we charge in and slaughter everyone." Alucard suggested. "Simple, easy to remember."

"True…" Kurenai spoke. "But I wanted to test some of my new powers before we go for the showdown."

"Yeah, I still don't know the extent of mine." Hanabi added. "So I say we have some fun first."

"Hmm…" Naruto rubbed his chin. "And how do you propose we do that?"

"Well…" Hanabi began, but Kurenai interrupted her.

"Wait! How about we do the 'Naruto' impersonation?" She said excitedly.

"What?" The Overlord asked.

"Remember when you posed as the Uchiha and wreaked some havoc in Konoha?"

Naruto's eyes lit up. "Excellent idea! And since he's still alive, I think I'm going to use my favorite form!" He exclaimed turning into one Uchiha Sasuke… dressed in Order robes. "Is these the right clothes?"

"They are." Lady nodded.

"Alright! Then I've decided on my form too!" Kurenai stated, turning into Sakura. "Sasuke-kuuuun!" She squealed, wrapping her arms around 'Sasuke's neck. "Sasuke-kun, I love you so much!"

'Sasuke' grinned. "Oh, Sakura' I love you too! So let's skip all this confession crap and get to making pink haired, sharingan eyed and absolutely useless babies!" He shouted, kissing her deeply.

"Yuk!" Hanabi grimaced. "You know, if I didn't know your true identities, I would probably vomit right now…"

"Now, now. Don't be jealous, Hanabi-chan!" 'Sakura' said, smiling beamingly. "Better choose your own form."

"Well…" Hanabi paused. "Actually I wanted to be the pink bitch too, but since you already got it… Ah-ha!" She exclaimed, turning into… Hinata. "Let's get this show on the road!"

"Wait, what about these two?" Kurenai asked, pointing at Lady and Alucard.

"Oh, I don't need any disguise." The vampire stated. "I can be pretty silent in my own form."

"Yeah, he's not lying." Naruto admitted. "So, what about you? Are you only good with your guns?"

"Yes." Lady replied. "But they can be quiet as well." She added with a grin, adjusting a silencer on her pistol.

"So… any rules?" Alucard asked.

"Yeah." Naruto replied. "First of all, if you see a guy with duck ass haircut, don't kill him, he's mine. If you see a pink haired bitch, make sure that she sees me killing that moron with duck ass haircut. And if you see a dark skinned jabroni who's looking for a guy named Neo, kill him on the spot! Motherfucker had it coming…

Kurenai rolled her eyes. "Is that all?"

"Hmhmhm… yeah." Naruto chuckled. "So without further delay… LLLLLLET'S GET READY TO FUUUUUCK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"