Chapter 29

The morning sun is shining, and as I got up, I yawned and stretched my arms. Hey guys, it's KATE! I was about to go back to bed, when I felt something beneath me, something like....a rope...

I slowly moved my hands towards it and found a "SNAKE!!!"I shouted and fell down. A SNAKE WITH HAIR ON IT'S SKIN??!!! A NEW SPECIES OF SNAKE??!!!

"SOMEBODY, HELP ME!!!!" I shouted as I crawled on the floor, like an almost dead chicken.

"WHAT'S YOUR DEAL!!!" My sister, Anna Roberts, shouted as she entered the room.

I turned back "A-Ann-.....What's YOUR deal, what are you wearing???!!!" I shouted.

"What are you saying?" She said.

She was dressed up as a princess (which is totally NOT her character), with her face filled with anger, hate and 1 gallon of foundation and lip gloss.

"Why are you so noisy?" She said.

"Un….a snake went inside my bed.

"A SNAKE? Is a snake crazy enough to get inside a cat's bed? If it is, then it's just like you. Don't worry, he'll be harmless."

"What the f*ck- Wait, cat's bed?" I said.

"That's your bed, so of course it's a cat's bed, duh?" She said.

"Me? I'm not a cat." I said.

"...Are you on weeds?" She said.

"WHAT?"

"Look into the mirror, what can you see there? Well I can see a young, beautiful, talented and pretty princess with an ugly, furry, dirty CAT!!!" She said.

I was confused so I looked into the mirror...

"E-Ears?" I said "WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" I shouted as Anna pulled my tail.

WAIT-TAIL???

SO IT WAS NOT A FURRY SNAKE BUT A TAIL??!!!!

"There is this custom that a princess must also bring her pet cat with her to the royal mansion for attending any ball. Now, quickly, go and dress up, we are going to the prince's party, he'll be selecting his bride today!"

"NO, I'LL NOT GO ANYWHERE!!!! FIRST OF ALL, CUT OFF THIS TAIL AND THESE EARS!!!" I shouted.But I was ignored.

She spent the entire day in dressing herself, and cleaning me.

"Why are you still dirty?" She said as she dried my hair.

GOD! SHE IS SO ANNOYING!! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF RATHER THAN STAYING PUT WITH HER!

"That's because I'm not a white cat, I'm a blonde cat! So, no matter how well you clean me, I will still remain blonde!!!" I shouted.

"Oh shut up!" She said as she pulled my tail and threw me inside the carriage.

"Ah!!! Don't pull my tail, my butt hurts!!!" I said while rubbing my back. It was night already!

The carriage started and after a while, we reached a huge castle shimmering with lights and filled with young maidens who were there to attend the party.

"WOW!!" I said as I looked at the castle. Am I inside a fairy tale?

I stood there on the front door admiring the beauty of the castle until my sister nearly killed me but pulling my 'cat collar'. I can't tell you how hard I tried to remove that embarrassing collar after she had put it on me, but it didn't work out in the end.

We entered the ballroom which was a peaceful place, with light colors and beautifully dressed maidens.

I think I know who the prince will be, we all know that!

But suddenly, I saw a beautiful blonde girl. As she turned, I immediately recognized her!!!

"ELIZABETH!!!" I shouted. She looked at me and SMILED!

"OH GOD SHE'S SO CUTE!!!" I said with hearts in my eyes-You know, like those emoticons.

"THE PRINCE IS HERE-" A tall man shouted. All the girls became excited and suddenly the hall was covered in lights and cameras. With speakers installed at every corner.

Everyone clapped as they awaited the prince.

"Oh great..." I said as I clapped in sarcasm.

Soon, I heard rock music playing. The curtains opened and JADEN came out howling and shouting on the mike.

"I'LL BE KING, YOU NOOBS!!!!" He shouted as he started. "HUSH!! BE QUIET, YOU MIGHT PISS SOMEBODY ELSE, LIKE ME MOTHERF*CKER, YOU'VE BEEN AT IT FOR TOO LONG!!!" He sang-no- howled. Everyone started shaking to the beat as they screamed.

"...What is this? Who is he? Weren't we here to attend the ball?" I asked Anna.

"This is the ball. And he's the prince! Isn't he cute??! Awww" She said and then started screaming again with all those other fangirls.

"....There's seriously something wrong with the heads of these girls."

The noise went on until suddenly all the glasses of the hall broke and a black figure stood at one of the windows.

"W-WHO IS THERE??!!!" The guards shouted.

"Ha ha ha ha FOOLS!" He said as his crimson eyes shone, while his face was still dark.

The guards who looked at his eyes fainted.

"Too weak, humans!" He said. Then, he jumped down and moved towards the center of the hall. His face was finally clearly visible.

He-He-BRANDON JOHNSON???!!!

"Nice party you have here, 'prince' Mind if I take on one of these girls?" Brandon said.

"Y-You! Why are you here, incubus?!" Jaden said as he took a step back.

"Hey, what is an incubus?" I whispered to my sister.

"You don't know? It's a s*x demon." She whispered back.

"W-What?" I said, completely disgusted.

That ass (Brandon=incubus=that ass) looked at me, then smiled.

"I'd rather prefer a cat tonight." He said.

I flinched and hid behind my sister. Which, I think, was a wrong choice.

He came towards us and took my sister's hand "Young maiden, may I have your cat for this one night?" He said as his eyes shone bright red.

"I-I-" My sister said, completely flustered and intimidated by him.

"HEY!!! DON'T TOUCH MY SIS-I MEAN MY MASTER!!" I shouted.

"Oh? So cute...So, you want to protect your master? In that case, you must quietly come to me, otherwise, I'll take your master with me." He said.

OH SHIT!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO????

"STOP RIGHT THERE!!!" Some brave man shouted. I turned towards him and said "HARRRYYY!!!"

Harry was dressed up as a wizard, in purple. With golden hair and his eyes shone red too. He stood on the topmost pillar of the hall. We all looked up at him.

"Harry? What happened to you, dude?" I said.

"I, Harry Louverne, will protect my subjects, and thee shall not feed on them" Harry said with a smile as he held a magical book in his hand.

Brandon smirked and said "Do you really think a lowly wizard like you can stop a demon like me?"

"I will make-"

"HEY!!" Brother Louise shouted as he grabbed Harry's book.

He was dressed in a white T-shirt and blue jeans.

Man, he looked so out of place here.

He threw away Harry's hat, grabbed his collar and started beating him.

"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO DISTURB MY SLEEP???!!!" He said as he continued killing Harry.

I, Brandon, my sister, and Jaden just stood there, looking at them until...

"KATE ROBERTS!!!!!" I heard a heavy voice and opened my eyes. It was Louise. He looked at me and said, "Breakfast is ready. How long do you plan to sleep? Brandon is up already. Come down."

"Huh? Was that...a dream???!!! OH GOD WHAT A WEIRD DREAM!!!!

So these are the kind of dreams I get when I sleep beside that *ss!!!!

But...what really happened yesterday night???

Find out in the next chapter guys!!!!!

Love, Kate Roberts

-To be continued