Chapter 69

I've always hated Valentine's day. It's just so annoying!!!!

Cause it's when your parents realize that you exist while your girlfriend doesn't.

It's when love is in the air and you have to wear a mask and spray aerosol spray to kill the 'Love germs'.

Every year during Valentine's, I disappear from this world into my own little world, it's called - MY ROOM!!

I mean...WHY DOES THIS DAY EVEN EXIST?!! IT LITERALLY ASK US SINGLES TO GO AND F**KING DIE IN A CORNER!!!

And lovers are worse!

They be like...

'OH! My lover! I can see the entire California in your eyes!!'

'Really? Then can you please tell if Stacie is out of her room or not'

Dude, you carry Google maps in your eyes? How convenient!

But, the more annoying thing is....

"KATE!! WHERE'S MY FACE PACK?" Anna said as she barged inside my room.

"...What the hell are you talkin' about?" I said as I looked at her.

My sister is getting ready the entire day since we have a Valentine's dance tonight.

I just had a towel wrapped around my waist and I was drying my hair.

"Kate...why have you not shaved your legs" She said.

"Un...because guys usually don't shave their legs?"

"UGH! THAT LEG HAIR IS DISGUSTING!! TEAR THAT OFF AND PUT IT ON YOUR FACE! THEN MAYBE YOU'LL LOOK A LITTLE MASCULINE!" Anna said.

"And look at your face! Tear it off and give it to some man stuck up inside a toilet for years, begging for a toilet paper!" I said.

"AND YOU SHOULD JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME! YOU'RE TRANSFERRING YOUR GAY GERMS!" She said.

"OH HOW I PITY MYSELF! YOU'VE ALREADY TRANSFERRED YOUR STUPIDITY GERMS TO ME! THAT'S WHY I'M STILL TOLERATING YOUR B*LLSHIT!!" I shouted.

"BOTH OF YOU BE QUIET! WE HAVE GUESTS COMING TODAY!!" Mom shouted as she barged inside my room.

"SERIOUSLY!!! I AIN'T GOT NO PRIVACY EVEN IN MY OWN ROOM!!" I shouted.

"Kate Roberts! How dare you talk about privacy?! This is a democracy, everyone has the right to go wherever they want, whenever they want." Anna said.

"Then, why don't you go inside a coma?" I said.

"HEY! AT LEAST I DIDN'T FLUNK MY MATH EXAM!" Anna said.

"HOLD ON! YOU...FLUNKED YOUR MATH EXAM?!!" Mom said.

"I JUST MISSED BY ONE GRADE!" I said.

"THAT'S ENOUGH! YOU'LL NOT GO ANYWHERE TONIGHT!" Mom said.

"WHY?!" I said.

"What do you mean why? Because I said so! WHY ARE YOUR GRADES SO BAD?!" Mom shouted.

"...Did I ever ask to born? You were the one who got horny one night and f**ked dad up! That guy's in trauma till date!" I shouted.

Note from Kate- ...Never say this to your mom, good kids. Otherwise, what's gonna follow up...is very much possible....

Mom grabbed my neck between her biceps.

"GAH!! MOM!! CAN'T BREATHE!!!" I shrieked like a dying chicken.

And she, like a butcher, picked me up in the air and threw me on the floor!

"K.O!!!!!!!" I heard someone shout from the window.

"Congratulations! You have f**ked up your son's shit! How are you feeling?" Michelle Jibber said.

"Invincible" Mom said "Hold on, do I know you?"

"STAY AWAY MOM!!" Anna and I said together "HE'S A PERVERT!!" Anna shouted.

"HE'S A CREEP!!" I shouted.

"I've never felt so loved before." MJ said as he looked at his camera.

"Oh well...Are you Anna's friend?" Mom said.

"No, I'm their senior." MJ said.

"You're actually older than them?!! You look more immature than both of them combined." Mom burned.

"Hold on, grandma. Are you trying to piss me off? I'm a f**king hoe and a womaniser and a terrible man with a huge ass d*ck!" MJ said.

WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU EVEN SAYING?!!! HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING SOAP OPERAS?!

"...Hold on, GRANDMA?!!! DO I LOOK LIKE A GRANDMA TO YOU?!!" Mom shouted.

"Oh sorry, are you a male?" MJ said.

WHAT THE F**K DUDE! DO YOU WANT YOUR ASS KICKED OUT OF THE UNIVERSE?!!

"NO! I'M NOT SUCH AN OLD WOMAN!!" Mom said.

"It's okay. I have a kink for old women." MJ said and clicked mom's picture "And this goes for my f**k boy collection."

"HEY!" I shouted as I grabbed his camera.

"DON'T CLICK MY PICTURE!! YOU'RE REALLY A PERVERT!! NO WONDER YOU'RE KATE'S FRIEND!! DON'T HANG OUT WITH MY SON, YOU'LL SPOIL HIM!!" Mom shouted.

"No, I'm not the one you should be scared of. You see, I'm a very friendly guy." He said while taking the camera back from me. He looked at the door of my room.

"Cmon, what's taking you so long?" He said and after a while, a girl dressed up in a short skirt walked inside my room.

Mom and Anna gaped at the girl.

"HOLD ON, I HAVEN'T PUT ANY CLOTHES ON!" I said as I covered my chest.

I WAS LITERALLY DRESSED UP IN A TOWEL!!

"It's okay. It makes things easier for us." MJ said as he looked at me through his camera.

"W- What do you mean?" I said and the girl stood just beside me.

"You'd be paid on per hour basis. What do you say?" He said.

"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! HEY GET AWAY FROM ME!!" I said as I moved away from that girl who started unbuttoning her shirt.

"Anna and grandma, could you please go out of the room now, unless, you're into girls and-"

"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SON?" Mom said.

"Mom!!" I said as tears of joy left my eyes.

"Oh? So, you wanna replace him? I personally don't mind, granny. Honestly, you are my type and have you never wished to get f**ked by a young guy?" MJ said as he licked his finger.

"N- NEVERMIND! ANNA LET'S GO!" Mom said and closed the door.

"HEY! YOU F**KING TRAITORS!!" I shouted.

The girl started removing her skirt.

"L- LOOK, I need money but not this way!!" I said as I moved back.

She grabbed my towel and threw away her skirt.

"WAIT MISS!! WAIT!!!! WHY ARE YOU FILMING US??!!" I shouted as I looked at MJ.

"So that I can put it on pornhub and earn money, duh! Even I need to earn my living, not just you." MJ said.

"YOU'RE THE WORST SENIOR EVER!!!" I shouted, "SOMEBODY HELP ME! !!!!!!"

"Pff- TRICKED YOU!!" MJ said.

"What?" I said and looked at the girl who turned out to be RALF KAISE!!

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" I said.

"A Valentine's day prank." MJ said "Since single people like us are too free on Valentine's day, we do this every year and this is never not funny."

"YOU JERKS!!" I said.

"Hey, calm down and look at this." MJ said as he loaded a YouTube video on his phone.

"WAIT- IS THAT BROTHER LOUISE?! WHY IS HE THERE?!!" I shouted as I looked at the video.

"Just watch…"

"Today, I'll teach you noobs how to do a backflip. Watch carefully but don't try it, cause I know you people only know how to break your ass, otherwise you won't be on YouTube watching this, you would have been on a much more reliable website.

And I would like to give a big disclaimer for this video because I know there are many crazy people on the Internet who try out crazy shit everyday because they don't have anything else to do with their lives." Louise said.

"Yep, that's me." MJ said as he looked at the video "You may think that you are badass, you may think it will work out somehow, but chances are, you're not. And trust me, it won't have a happy ending if you try to copy me."

"You're doing this at your own risk.

Cause if you think you're a smartass, then you gotta be smart otherwise you're just an ass."

"....What was the point of showing this to me?" I said.

"I mean…It motivates me." MJ said.

"It's actually supposed to do the opposite." I said.

"Whenever people tell me not to do something, my body itches to do that thing." MJ said.

"Okay...and what are you about to do?" I said.

"Your and Anna's makeover." He said and Ralf took out his make up kit.

"Wait- WHAT?" I said "B- But I'm not going to the Valentine's day party."

"Oh! Leave that to me." MJ said "We'll change you to Anna and Anna to you."

Oh shit…We are going against brother Louise's warning...and I can't see this ending into something very good...

-To be continued