Chapter 70

"Whenever people tell me not to do something, my body itches to do that thing." MJ said.

"Okay...and what are you about to do?" Kate said.

"Your and Anna's makeover." He said and Ralf took out his make up kit.

"Wait- WHAT?" Kate said "B- But I'm not going to the Valentine's day party."

"Oh! Leave that to me." MJ said "We'll change you to Anna and Anna to you"

"...I've gotta take a sh*t" Kate said as he slowly turned away from those human scavengers.

"WAIT- KATE, LEMME DO YOUR MAKEOVER, THEN, YOU CAN SH*T ALL YOU WANT." Ralf said as he grabbed Kate's shoulder.

"I'll go get Anna" MJ said.

"DON'T TOUCH MY SISTER, YOU CREEP-" Kate shouted as Ralf tied him up with a rope and covered his mouth with a cloth.

"Let's start~" Ralf said.

"MMM!! MMMMM!!!!"

"P- P- Please, leave my daughter!! I'LL give you money if you need it." Mrs. Roberts said as MJ pulled Anna away from her.

"Don't worry, granny. I'm not into flat chests. I'm just taking her so that I could strip her down." MJ said with an evil smile.

"UGH! THIS WEIRDO LOOKS LIKE A PROFESSIONAL!!" Anna said.

"I am training to be one." MJ said "Now, shall we?"

"NO!! LEAVE HER!!" Mrs. Roberts said as she grabbed MJ'S foot.

"Hey! I'm...kinda into sadism but now's not the time, leave me." MJ said.

"NO! NOT UNTIL YOU LEAVE MY DAUGHTER!!" Mrs. Roberts said.

"I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER BUT YOU ARE DEFINITELY GOING TO BREAK MY FEMUR!!!" MJ said.

"NO NO NO!!" She said.

'UGH! ALRIGHT, TIME FOR PLAN B!!' MJ thought and farted on her face.

"UGH!! GROSS!" She said as she covered her face.

MJ finally freed himself and ran towards Kate's room.

"And here we have the Robert twins!" MJ said and Kate and Anna sat on the sofa. They looked at each other and shouted.

"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

"Woah! Are you so shocked by this makeover?" Ralf said.

"WHO THE F**K IS THIS?" They both said together.

"Eh?" Ralf and MJ said.

"Do you think I look so ugly?! Look at his eyes, I ain't got such huge eyes!!" Anna said.

"And look at her nose! My nose is not so pointed!" Kate said.

"AND LOOK AT HIS F**KING COCONUT HAIR! " Anna said.

"AND I'M SURE IT WASN'T DIFFICULT TO DRESS HER LIKE A GUY! THIS GIRL'S TOO FLAT TO BE CALLED A GIRL ANYMORE!" Kate said.

"AND LOOK HOW NICE THIS ONE PIECE LOOKS ON HIM! IT'S AS IF HE WAS NEVER A GUY!" Anna said.

"SHUT UP, B*TCH!" Kate shouted as he grabbed her tongue.

"THU FAFAR!!! (You f**ker)" Anna shouted as she grabbed his tongue.

"YOU BOTH! STOP RUINING MY MAKEUP!!" Ralf said.

"SHUT UP, PERVERT!" Kate and Anna said together.

"Alright! Let's go to the party!" MJ said.

"Wait- LIKE THIS?" Anna said.

"What's wrong?" MJ said.

"Trust me, you're gonna enjoy it more than usual." Ralf said.

"...This guy is amazing....Do you realize that he just made a dirty pun." MJ said.

"WHAT?" Kate and Anna said as they hugged each other.

"IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT! SHUT YOUR ASS UP!!!" Ralf shouted as he grabbed MJ'S collar.

Suddenly, they heard the police buzzer.

"HEY! GET DOWN ALL OF YOU! OTHERWISE WE'LL BOMB THE BUILDING!" One of the policemen shouted.

"....Your mom called the police?" Ralf said.

"MOM!!!" Kate growled as he pulled his hair.

MJ smiled and said "Ah~ This reminds me of the good ol' days."

"WHICH DAYS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!!" Kate shouted.

MJ picked up Anna and threw her down the window.

"AHHH!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!!" Kate shouted as he rushed towards the window.

"ANNA!!!" He shouted and MJ kicked Kate's ass.

He fell down and landed on the seat of a monster truck.

"Wow! I'm alive and somehow in one piece...." Kate said and saw Anna sitting beside him.

Soon, MJ and Ralf jumped from above and landed on the truck. MJ landed on the driver's seat while Ralf.....

Landed on the wheel....

"UGH!! I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING!!!" Ralf said.

"How many times have I told you not to do everything that I do? I'm a thug dude, I can defy physics rules, you cannot. Pretty basic shit, honey." MJ said as he started the engine.

"JUST SHUT UP!!!" Ralf said as he crawled and reached the seat.

"HEY! THERE THEY ARE!! THE TERRORISTS!!" The police officers said.

"We have been promoted to ISIS, MJ!" Ralf said.

"Somebody tell them that we are much more dangerous than terrorists! WE ARE LUNATICS!!!" MJ said.

"WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?!!!" Kate shouted.

"Alright, buckle up guys." MJ said.

"Buckle what? There are no seat belts!!!!" Anna said.

"That's just a phrase. Do you seriously think a badass like me needs seat belts?" MJ said.

"YOU HOE! YOU MIGHT LIKE DEATH, I DON'T!!" Kate shouted and MJ started the monster truck.

"My motto is- 'Let's kill someone and be killed'." MJ said as he stuck out his chest.

"WHICH KINDA MOTTO IS THAT?!! ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT A TERRORIST?!!" Kate shouted.

"Hey, just believe in me, okay?" MJ said and pressed the paddle.

The truck moved back and crushed the police car.

"HOLY SHIT! WHO THE FU*K CHANGED THE GEAR!" Ralf said.

"Calm down, my friend. These are mysteries of life." MJ said and started driving.

"HEY YOU!! COME BACK HERE!!! I HAD MY PIZZA INSIDE THAT CAR!!!!" The police officers shouted as MJ left the scene.

"I can't believe we pissed off police officers and that too on Valentine's day!" Kate said as MJ turned on the music.

The music was at full volume, and the people driving beside him were cursing and shouting at him but MJ couldn't hear anything because of the loud music.

"Aww! Look! My fans!" MJ said as he waved back at them.

"I'm sure they aren't friendly people." Anna said.

"We're here guys, get down" MJ said and jumped down from the truck.

Kate and Anna jumped down and MJ stood between them. He grabbed their shoulders and said "Ready for the prank? LET'S GO ALL OUT!!!"

All of them entered the Valentine's day cosplay party where a slow dance was going on.

"Oh god! This looks so romantic." Anna said as she looked around.

ANNA ROBERTS…

"PUA! I FEEL LIKE PUKING! TOO MUCH PINK EVERYWHERE!" Kate, who was attending such a party for the first time, said as he looked around.

KATE ROBERTS...

"KATE!!" Harry shouted from a corner. He was sitting beside a tall, muscular guy.

HARRY LOUVERNE…

"Hi Harry" Kate said "What did you do to your hair?"

"Hi Anna" Harry said "I was thinking of wearing a wig but you see, my dog ate half of it so…Yeah... I borrowed the lenses from MJ. Red eyes are in trend nowadays, thanks to Brandon. Right, Anna?"

"Anna? Dude, I'm-"

MJ suddenly tucked Kate's stomach and said "Ha ha, you look good, right ANNA?"

"Un… yeah" Kate said.

"Hi Kate" Jaden said as he approached Anna.

"Jaden you look so...normal. Why didn't you wear something more different?" Anna said.

"Well...I'm not into fancy stuff." Jaden said with a smile.

"Yeah, it's better than wearing a half torn wig" Kate said. Harry and Jaden looked at him as if he were alien excreta.

"HI ANNA!!!" Tres shouted a she approached Kate. Kate ignored her and joined Harry's conversation.

Tres patted Kate's shoulder and said "YOU LOOK SO GOOD!!"

Then, she hugged Kate.

'OH GOD!! MJ!!' Kate thought as he looked at MJ who was chatting with Johnny Tedson.

'YOU TRAITOR!!!' Kate thought as he looked at him.

"I wanna tell you something. Come with me to the bathroom!" Tres said as she held Kate's hand.

"B- B- BATHROOM?!! NO!! WHY DON'T WE JUST CHAT HERE???" Kate said "There's so much...Un….Pink!"

"I hate pink." Tres said.

"TOUCHWOOD!" Kate said.

"UGH!! JUST COME!" Tres said as she dragged him to the bathroom.

Inside the girl's bathroom....

"You know what, Grace is wearing such a terrible dress I was gonna puke on her." Tres said and started laughing.

"...Can we go now?" Kate said.

"What's wrong with you? You're not usually like this." Tres said.

'WELL, BECAUSE I'M NOT USUALLY INSIDE THE GIRL'S BATHROOM!!!' Kate thought.

"Anna, hey, I wanted to tell you something about your brother..." Tres said.

"WHAT?" Kate said.

"...You're really weird." Tres said.

"YEAH YEAH! JUST TELL!" Kate said.

"Well, they say...."

"They say?"

"that he..."

"HE?"

"He flunked the math exam."

"OH COME ON!! IT WAS JUST BY ONE GRADE!!!! DUDE!!!!" Kate shouted and left the bathroom.

"Un…touchwood?" Tres said.

"I'M GOING TO FIND MICHELLE JIBBER AND F*CK-"

"And what?" Kate heard a husky voice and turned around.

'B- BROTHER LOUISE!!' Kate shouted in his head.

"Hmm? What were you saying about Michelle? Did he do something again?" Louise said as he leaned towards Kate.

'Sh*t! MJ is Louise's best friend. I should not bad mouth him in front of Louise.' Kate thought.

"N- No! I was just saying how f**king awesome he is!! He is so awesome that I wanna kill him so that I could keep his dead body to myself." Kate said.

"Looks like the Brandon syndrome...So, MJ got a fangirl, huh?" Louise said with an evil smile.

"Brandon syndrome? What is that, brother Louise?" Kate said.

"You never call me that..." Louise said.

'OH SH*T!!' Kate thought.

"Oh I get it! Now you wanna get close to MJ by befriending me, huh?" Louise said.

"HUH? WHY WOULD I DO THAT?! THAT'S PATHETIC!! PEOPLE WHO USE OTHERS SHOULD F**KING DIE!!" Kate said.

"Right?" Louise said, sarcastically. He looked at the dance for sometime as Kate stood in front of him.

'Does he wanna dance? Anyways...he isn't dressed like usual...he looks pretty normal in these clothes.' Kate thought.

LOUISE LOUVERNE.....

Kate gaped at him and suddenly Louise looked at him.

"What?" Louise said.

"N- Nothing!" Kate said.

Louise handed him a paper and said "Gimme your number. I still don't have it."

"Huh?" Kate said.

"Anyways, what exactly do you like about that pervert?" Louise said.

"Un....his face, maybe?" Kate said.

"Just his face?" Louise said.

"Is there anything else good about him except his face?" Kate said.

"...Do you really like him?" Louise said as he narrowed his eyes and leaned towards Kate.

'SH*T! HE'S DOUBTING ME!!!' Kate thought and started moving back.

'GO KATE! YOU HAVE TO LIE JUST AT THIS MOMENT! DO IT FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!'

Kate took a deep breath and said..

"I LOVE HIM! THE WAY HE COLLECTS ALL INFO SO PRECISELY AND IN SUCH A SHORT TIME, IT'S SO COOL!! AND IT'S-"

"I could do all that too, you know." Louise said as he interrupted Kate.

'HEY! THIS IS JUST LIKE....'

"Louise, are you jealous?" Kate said.

"…That's all you could think of?" Louise said.

"I MEAN- IT'S JUST SO OBVIOUS!! AND YOU EVEN STOPPED TO ASK ME WHY I LIKE MJ! AND IT SEEMS AS IF YOU WANNA DANCE WITH ME! YOUR ACTIONS CLEARLY-"

"Tsk! You're eating up my head, shut up." Louise said as he grabbed Kate's neck, pushed him towards himself and kissed him on his lips.

'HUH? WAIT- I'M NOT ANNA!!! WHAT IS HE DOING?!!!' Kate thought as he tried to push Louise away but his grip only got stronger.

*Click*

Louise moved away from Kate and looked at MJ.

"MJ...What are you doing here?" Louise said.

"At the moment, earning money. I wonder how much will this sell for?" MJ said as he poked his phone on Louise's face.

"WHAT KINDA SH*T IS THAT?!!! DELETE IT!!!" Kate shouted.

"You heard her, MJ. Give me the phone." Louise said.

"Take it if you can~" MJ said and jumped on a tree.

Louise looked at him for sometime. Then, he smiled and said....

"So, you wanna play, huh? Alright...

....CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!"

-To be continued