Chapter 80

I can never let my friends do stupid things....alone.

"Are you sure we won't die after this? I want the money while I'm still alive."

"Don't worry, the worst that can happen is that you'd lose a hand or two."

"THAT ISN'T REASSURING AT ALL!!"

"Alright, your time starts now!"

*BANG*

"If we are caught then you are deaf and I can't speak English, okay?" I, Harry Louverne, said.

"Yes." Brandon said with a smile.

We both were sitting in a go cart, on a terrace of a skyscraper. The mall was right in front of us....and we were both dressed up as girls.

You may wonder what had happened to end us up in this situation...

This all started yesterday night-

"Please, tell me- What is it?" Jaden said as he moved closer to me.

"....I'm not really." I said. The rain stopped by now and everything turned very quiet and awkward.

'Well, I guess it doesn't matter if I don't tell him the name' I thought.

"Ha ha, okay okay. Truth is...I have a crush on someone....and it's a guy." I said with a smile.

"What?" Jaden said with a shocked expression.

I hope he doesn't get disgusted...

UGH!! WHY DID I TELL THAT TO HIM?!!

I usually throw stuff when I'm frustrated. I picked up this quirk from my brother.

So, I took off the metal clip from my hair and threw it in the air.

Suddenly, thunder fell on the clip and from it, transferred to a nearby electric pole which burnt and fell on a brand new car parked beside it.

The engine of the car blasted and the car caught fire. The fire rose to the pole and slid into the owner's main power supply.

The electricity box of that house burnt and the owner ran out of the house and poured water on the electricity box.

(Note - Kids, DO NOT TRY THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. Thugs (only if you think you can beat MJ), do whatever you want)

The electricity box exploded and here went all the power supply of the area.

The man's shirt was on fire. He shouted and ran around for help. His wife rushed outside and covered him with a blanket.

The blanket caught fire and the man started shouting louder.

He continued shouting for two minutes until his wife brought the garden hose and threw the water on him.

Just then, it started raining again.

.......

"....Harry, you are gay?" Jaden said, ignoring all the commotion going on behind him.

"Un....Yes" I said while looking at the commotion and partially ignoring him.

"Who is it?" Jaden said.

"Un....Well....It's…J- Jeremy Weaste!" I said.

SERIOUSLY?!

IS THIS THE ONLY NAME I COULD THINK OF?

THIS COULDN'T BE WORSE!!!!

.....Well, it's better than being a nervous shit and babbling Donald Trump. I mean, it's better than that.

"But he is already dating someone." Jaden said.

"Y- Yeah, but I still like him." I said.

"That's...." Jaden said. I wasn't looking at him. I was looking at all the shit that was going on behind him.

Because naturally, I WAS AT FAULT!

The man's wife was beating him. Suddenly, her daughter came towards her and said "I saw that boy throw something and after that our car caught fire."

Not the car, the pole caught fire! Get your facts straight, miss!

The woman turned and glared at me.

I flinched and turned back.

"Wait!" The woman said as she grabbed my shoulder.

"...Un.…Sorry?" I said.

At this moment....I knew, I f*cked up real bad.

"Alright, how much do you want?" MJ said as he took out his wallet.

"Un...Not much, only twenty....thousand dollars" I said as I stood at his door.

He blew a whistle and kept his wallet back inside his pocket.

"So....You can't give it to me?" I said.

"Of course I can. It's just my one month's allowance. But first, tell me why you want it? Are you into some dangerous business? Or you wanna buy a girl?" MJ said with a stupid grin.

"What do you think?" I said with a stupid smirk.

"You broke something and you can't ask Louise for the money since he'll obviously kill you" MJ said with a smile.

"....Yes. Now give me the money." I said.

"It's not fun to just give it in a boring way." MJ said.

"MJ...What are you planning?" I said.

"I'll deliver you the money...but like a BO$$" MJ said with a smirk.

"All done, Ralf?" MJ said as we stood on the terrace of a building in front of the mall.

"Yes brother." Ralf said as he turned towards MJ.

Brandon and I sat on a chair, dressed up as girls.

"Perfecto!" MJ said as he removed his sunglasses.

I took his sunglasses, broke them into two and threw them away.

"WHAT ARE YOU UPTO?!" I shouted as I grabbed his collar.

"Un...Entertainment?" MJ said.

"Which genre?" Brandon said.

"DON'T MOTIVATE HIM!" I shouted.

"It's called 'Action'." MJ replied.

"DON'T IGNORE ME!!" I shouted.

I didn't want to die alone so I brought Brandon with me, just in case.

He agreed readily.

*Sniff* *Sniff* WHAT A FRIEND!!!! Even if he's an ass otherwise, he's such a nice ass.

"Now, here's the plan-" MJ said.

"The money is kept in a black suitcase inside one of the ladies' bathrooms in the mall. You guys gotta find it and retrieve it within 2 hours. If you do, the money is all yours, if you don't, then you'll be paying me twenty thousand bucks instead for wasting my time."

"WHAT?!! Why will we pay?! " Harry said.

"Time is money." MJ said.

"Oh...So that's why you dressed us up in this!" Brandon said.

"HOW IS THIS 'DELIVERING' THE MONEY?!!" I said.

"Chill dude. Which era are you living in? Even KFC has self service." MJ said.

"HELL NO! I'M NOT DOING IT!!!" I said.

"You mean you don't want the money?" MJ said with a teasing smile.

"....UGH!! GO F*CK YOURSELF!" I groaned.

"Already done in the morning. Left hand used, full power and speed, full pleasure, hundred percent satisfaction." MJ said as he joined his thumb with his index finger and produced the ugliest expression in the history of emojis.

"WHAT?!" I said.

"Later I cleaned up with a tissue." MJ said.

"....Brandon, let's just...Just get out of here." I said and started walking.

"Where are you going?" MJ said.

"To the mall?" I said.

"We are on the 35th floor of this skyscraper. The lift is out of order. It'll take you 30 minutes to reach the bottom if you take the stairs. You know your time is limited, right?" MJ said.

"Then, what should I do?" I said.

"My entertainment!.…Idea!" MJ said.

"Are you sure we won't die after this? I want the money while I'm still alive." I said.

"Don't worry, the worst that can happen is that you'd lose a hand or two." MJ said.

"THAT ISN'T REASSURING AT ALL!!" I said.

"Alright, your time starts now!" MJ said and fired a shot in the air, WITH A REAL GUN!

*BANG*

All the pigeons sitting beside us flew away.

"If we are caught then you are deaf and I can't speak English, okay?" I said.

"Yes." Brandon said with a smile.

We both were sitting in a go cart, on the terrace of a skyscraper. The mall was right in front of us.... and we were both dressed up as girls.

MJ pushed the go cart and we went straight down.

"AHHH!!!!" Both of us shouted. My eyes couldn't open properly due to all the air pressure while Brandon just looked PERFECT with his hair swindling in the air.

"This just feels like a roller coaster ride!" Brandon said excitedly with a smile.

"YES! BUT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT IN A ROLLER COASTER, WE KNOW THAT WE WILL MAKE IT OUT ALIVE- UGH-PUA!!!" I said and felt like puking.

Have I ever mentioned that I'm air sick? And we are literally floating in the air.

"We're about to land!" Brandon said.

"Try not to grab attention." I said as I covered my mouth.

I couldn't hold it anymore so I poked my head outside the go cart and puked my heart out.

It landed on a man walking below us while we broke the glass and landed on the fourth floor of the mall.

The man, who was now covered with puke, looked up and saw pigeons.

"Man! What do pigeons eat these days? It has increased in quantity and decreased in quality!" He said.

DIDN'T I TELL HIM NOT TO GRAB UNNECESSARY ATTENTION?!!

EVERYONE WAS STARING AT US!! EVEN PIGEONS!

AND WHO WOULDN'T IF SOMEONE HAD BARGED INSIDE THE MALL WHILE BREAKING THE GLASS?!!!

"HEY!!! YOU THERE!!!" The watchman shouted as he ran towards us.

"Brandon! Run!!" I shouted as I grabbed Brandon's hand and ran towards a clothes shop.

We hid between the clothes and waited for the watchman to go away.

"*Sigh* Finally, let's go, Brandon." I said as I got up.

"Un...I don't think I can now." Brandon said.

"Why?" I turned and looked at him.

"I think...I lost my wig." Brandon said as he sat there between the lingeries with a cap on his head as he was sucking an ice cream.

F**K!!!!

-To be continued