Chapter 81

I used to think I'm indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

However, there's one thing I'm sure of! Next time I walk into some random stranger who asks me to pay her for all the things I've broken, I'll just whisper to her....

'You can see me?'

I mean, SERIOUSLY, ONLY THAT CAN SAVE YOUR ASS!

Oh! And it's Harry Louverne guys! Hi!

Randomly, very randomly askin'

Have you ever wanted to give someone a very good throat massage using both your hands?

Yeah, I have...

"I think...I lost my wig." Brandon said as he sat there between the lingeries with a cap on his head as he was sucking an ice cream.

"Where did you get that ice cream from?" I said.

"A little girl gave it to me. She said that I looked like a prince who transformed from a frog after some princess kissed me." He said.

"No, the process was actually the opposite." I said.

"What do you mean by that?" Brandon said.

"Okay! Quick quiz! Tell me if there are 3 birds sitting on a tree and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" I said as we both got up and started walking.

"The answer is simple- Zero" Brandon said.

"Why? Care to explain?" I said at this dumb math of his.

"Because the other birds would fly away after you shoot one of them, Harry. Animal rules." He said.

"Oh...That was not the correct answer but I like the direction in which you are thinking." I said.

"Now I have a question for you." Brandon said.

"What?" I said.

"Three women are eating an ice cream. One is licking it, other is biting it and the last one is sucking it. Which one is married?" He said.

"The one who is sucking it?" I said.

"No, the one who is wearing a wedding ring. Well, that was not the correct answer but I like the direction in which you are thinking." Brandon said.

"You pervert!" I said.

Oh God! This conversation was so clean until now.....

We finally reached the girls bathroom.

"I'm waiting on you. Go Harry!" Brandon said with a smile.

"YOU'LL COME WITH ME TOO!" I shouted.

"But I lost my wig." Brandon said.

"You have just lost your wig. You haven't lost you d*ck, okay?" I said.

"That's the problem."

"WHAT?"

"I mean...those who have a d*ck, can't go to the girls bathroom."

"Ah..." I said as I turned towards the bathroom.

"HOLD ON, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE A D*CK?!!" I shouted.

"Un...Excuse me" A girl said as she stood beside me.

"Oh- Sorry!" I said as I moved away from the door.

She looked at Brandon and then at me.

"Oh~ Of course you don't have a d*ck, baby~" Brandon said, trying his best to act according to the situation.

I decided to follow along-

"Oh right darling. I was just messing with you so that you could give me yours~" I said.

"I'll do it tonight~" He said.

"Oh~ You are so romantic~" I said and the girl left.

We both took a sigh of relief and then I said "Quick! We only have 1.5 hour left!"

"BUT HOW WILL I GET INSIDE....? The bathroom I mean" Brandon said.

"Ugh!...IDEA!!!!"

I slowly walked inside the women's room. Luckily it was empty.

I looked around but there was nothing there.

I went to almost 8 women's rooms until I finally found a black suitcase lying in a corner. Unfortunately, the room was packed with ladies.

"Brandon, I got it! Fourth floor women's bathroom. How are things there?" I whispered to Brandon on the phone.

"Roger! *Slurp*" Brandon said.

"Don't 'Roger' me! What the f**k is going on there?!" I said.

I had asked him to use the ventilation system of the mall to reach me. He could be above my head any moment now.

"Mmm...It's a little less spicy but really good." He said.

"....WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU JERK!!!" I shouted, everyone became quiet and turned towards me.

"Un- Ha ha…My boyfriend, excuse me." I said and picked up the black suitcase.

After wandering here and there for around ten minutes, I found him inside a noodles' shop, eating noodles, slurping the soup and just enjoying life to its fullest.

"YOU *SSHOLE! YOU ARE SO USELESS!!" I shouted as I walked up to him.

"You won't say that if you see this." He said and raised up a black suitcase in his hand.

"WHAT? WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?!" We both shouted together.

"I found mine in the women's bathroom on the 4th floor." I said.

"I found this in the men's washroom. I think maybe MJ said 'Women's room' by mistake."

"HUH? THEN WHY DID HE DRESS US THIS WAY?!" I said.

"I don't know…Maybe entertainment." Brandon said.

"That can't be....Show me that suitcase." I said and opened the suitcase.

I turned pale after what I saw.

"Brandon..." I said as my face shrivelled up.

"What is it?" Brandon said with a smile.

"Where did you get it again?" I said.

"At the third floor men's restroom. Why? What's in there?" He said.

"HEY! I FINALLY FOUND YOU BOTH!" The watchman said as he ran towards us.

"OH GOD! WHY NOW! BRANDON, Grab that suitcase and RUN!!" I shouted as we ran.

We both reached a dark room where the ventilation system opened. Brandon and I got inside it and crawled our way.

We didn't know where we were going, we were just crawling in the dark.

"Yes boss. Who do I need to kill?" A man in black suit and too much swag said as he stood beside a black car.

"I've sent you his picture. Your payment, that is the guns you asked for, are there in a suitcase which is kept inside the third floor men's restroom. Do the job and take the payment." The man on the other side said.

"Think it's done. I'm a professional." He said and looked at the city mall.

"Assistant!" He shouted and a meek and pale girl stood beside him with a black suitcase in her hand.

"Hmm...So this is the guy." He said as he looked at the picture "The president of this mall, Reece Franklin, age 20, height- 182 cm, weight- 171.96 pounds, chest-"

"Why do you need all that?" The girl said.

"We need to carry him in this suitcase

So we need all these details. Now, let's go manhunting!" He said.

"Brother, it's been more than one and a half hours already." Ralf said as MJ sat on the terrace, playing a video game.

"Hmm?" MJ said, while he looked at his game.

"I- Is the game interesting?" Ralf said.

"Hmm..." MJ said, without looking away from his game.

"Could you teach me how to play this too?" Ralf said.

"Hmm..." MJ said.

"...Un…D-Do you want to eat this?" Ralf said as he opened a small box filled with grapes and strawberries.

"Hmm...What?" MJ said, without looking away from the game.

"Do you want some?" Ralf said.

MJ looked at the box and said "Grapes."

"Yes." Ralf said as he brought the box towards MJ.

"I'm playing, idiot. Feed me." MJ said while looking at the game on his console.

"F- Feed you?" Ralf said as his cheeks turned red.

"Ann...I'm waiting" MJ said as he opened his mouth.

"B- But-"

"Hurry up." MJ said.

Ralf was about to put the grape inside MJ's mouth, when they suddenly heard a woman's shout from the mall.

MJ quickly got up and pushed Ralf aside. He took out his binoculars and looked inside the mall.

"PRE- PRESIDENT!" The president's PA said as the man pointed a gun towards the president.

"Reece Franklin, now you are dead!" He said.

"That guy...." MJ said.

"What is it, brother?" Ralf said.

"Ralf, go get us a go cart. It's time for some action or rather

Time for MANHUNTING!" MJ said with a smile.

-To be continued