Za Bear

The sun was glistening as it showed its mighty presence to the world and the air was crisp, overall I had a beautiful view of the farm. Just look at this view.

Fuck this view.

I'm way too tired to enjoy it, my eyebags have eyebags. You might be wondering why I'm so fucking tired well let me explain. I was doing what normal people do at night SLEEP but apparently Dolly is not a person. Who would have guessed?

So being the good goat she is, started banging against my door in the middle of the freaking night!! How she got out of her pen? I dont know. Why she decided to come here? I don't know. Why she decided to do so in the middle of the night and specifically my door? I don't fucking know.

All I know was she is getting on my nerves and that the devil has nothing on her.

"I'm onto you," I stared suspiciously at her with a blank goat face being returned back. "*Sigh* I want my coffee."

"Son, you look like the dead." Oh here comes my father.

"I don't just look dead I feel dead." And truly I do.

"Well we can't have you working when you look like you could fall asleep standing." If only I could.

"I'll be fine I can handle anything."

His eyes raised in a not convinced way, "If you say so."

*Some time later*

So I might have taken a little nap. It was a very short nap, I closed my eyes and before I knew it I fell asleep. When I awoke again it was already noon with the sun high in the sky. Luckily everything was fine until it wasn't. The cattle were in hysteria, the chikens especially were running around like... headless chikens.

"What is this." I deadpanned.

"A tree." My father 'helpfully' answered.

"I see but why is the trunk left in splinters?" I asked once again.

"I don't know, why don't you go ask Clover she should know as the dryad of the forest." Father suggested.

"I guess I will." I feel like I already know the culprit but I might as well go.

*Clovers Place*

"Clover!! It's an emergancy!" Shreeking at the top my lungs I called out her name.

"I hear you so quiet down!" It worked.

"Tree fall. Big chunk shredded. Any clues?" Simple and consise, despite my nap it seems I still tired. It didn't work.

"Excuse me what?" She is the confusion. Okay I'll get serious.

After getting caught up in what happened, she had that 'ah shit' face. I dread what will happen in the next events.

"Oh dear, it is the bear." She stated in matter of factly way.

"I'm getting the impression this isn't a normal bear?"

"It's far from normal, its a monstrous beast." Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.

"HOW WAS THE MONTROUS BEAST SO CLOSE YET WE DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL NOW?" like da fuck.

"It usually hybernates deep in the forest. It seems to have awoken from it's slumber. Just go beat it up like what you usually do." I'm scared to ask what else dwells in the forest.

"I am but a simple farmer what could I possibly do to it?" She can't seriously expect me to just punch.

"And?"

"Sigh~"

"Did you just say sigh?"

"Where is that bear." I'm too tired for this shit.

*Location of bear*

What's the worst that could happen it might be a bear albeit a monstrous beast bear but nonetheless a bear. Well a lot first of all it was huge! At least 2 meters tall and that's while it's on lying on the floor! The most obvious feature it had was the extra heads 8 to be exact . It looked like a 8 bears that were mashed into one body resulting in an abomination with multiple heads and arms.

There was a central head with 4 others surounding it, another 4 where its lower body would be, it still had a mid section.

"What is this a rip off hydra?" If it could regenerate its head, well fuck.

As I neared the fat fuck of a bear it raised its eyes then glanced the other way. Did, did the bear just dis me? Oh it's fucking on now! I raised my leg high above my head and slammed into onto its nose. That seemed to do the trick.

A growl rumbled out. Rising to its full height it towered over me. All the heads blasted out a roar so loud it shook the ground, sending bits of it's slobber everywhere. It certainly was intimidating but not enough to scare me.

I kicked again this time to one of the four lower heads right to the jaw. All it seem to do was daze it, the rest of the heads didn't even seem to register my kick. A swipe at my head was it's first move, one I easily dodged. The ground split from the glancing touch it received from the slash. It was strong incredibly so but I was faster.

My nimble footwork allowed me to dodge the attacks. I couldn't doge forever so I sent a flurry of attacks all over its body. My yells matching the beast' roar. My adrenaline soaring as we battled, bruises accumulating on the bear with numerous cuts and scratches on me.

I knew I had to end this, it's stamina and endurance most definitely outranked mine. Harder and faster I attacked, unleashing a second flurry of punches and kicks. Limbs flailed around, bones broke, skin teared and blood was spilled.

Before I knew it I was victorious. Watching the beast fall sent a pulse of pride, winning against this monster felt unreal. Eventually, I too fell face first to the floor, the adrenaline slowly seeping away. The pain felt excruciating, some bones were cracked not from the bears hits but from my own. Along with the in-numerous muscle tears lead to a few tears streaming down. I was crying from the pain and the victory… it was mostly the pain .

Somehow I managed to lift my head to look at my surroundings

"Holy shit." Trees were uprooted, the ground cracked and split. I promptly fell unconscious right after.

***

I woke to my beaten and battered body being dragged across the ground.

"What the?" My mind felt foggy

Clover's cheerful voice did not help. "You're up!"

The fog in my mind finally cleared. "Fuck you."

"?!" She seemed confused and alarmed but I'm not fooled.

"Can you explain why the bear had 8 heads!?" Seriously how does one overlook that.

"Would you believe me if I said I forgot?"

"Let me think about it. No."

"Iason would you fight an 8 headed monstrous bear if I told you?" She had a point

"…No"

"You see if you knew you wouldn't even think about approaching it much less fight it bear handed." Was that a pun?

"But what if I couldn't beat it? What then?"

She looked at me weird, eyes raised like it was the biggest bullshit she ever heard. "You? Loosing? Stop talking nonsense."

I don't know how to feel on one hand I almost died on the other she had so much faith in me it's comforting.

"Hah~ could you at least stop dragging me. It hurts my bum. Wait what happened to the corpse?"