Kazuma " Whew, it was just a slime. For a second I thought that this place was actually haunted. Man am I glad I didn't waste my money. Hahahaha."
Ethan" Uh Kazu..."
Darkness " To think that all of this nonsense was caused by a little slime. Poor little thing must have been scared and was looking for a place to hide."
Ethan" Guys wai.."
Aqua " I know right? And you all were scared out of your wits. Hahaha!"
Ethan" Guys..."
Megumin " Well that explains the haunting rumors, but how did it get past us in the bathroom."
Kazuma" Who cares, it's dead no..."
Ethan "GUYs!!!!! I've been trying to tell you that slimes live in large groups!"
Everyone just looks at me and then make Ooh faces.*Droop, droop* Something of a slime substance fell from the ceiling. We look down and see another green slime. We all then look up and see hundreds of slimes hanging onto the ceiling.
All " Aaaaaaaaaagh"
And they all come tumbling down.
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The next morning I am standing in the Guild office along with the rest of Aqua familia, covered in green goo. I reported that the haunting was actually a slime infestation and bid farewell to the Aqua familia. When I get back home I head straight to the bath to clean myself off. I then go to bed and try to forget the nightmare that was the horde of slimes that I fought. The next day I wake up to hear my doorbell ring. I open the door and am greeted by the sight of the aqua familia.
Kazuma " Hey Ethan, yeah our mansion kinda burnt down after you left soo..."
*Slam* I slammed door and went back to bed.