Chapter 69
The noodles still have to be eaten when the qi returns to the qi.
So hungry after all.
The imperial assassins can only bend their waists for instant noodles.
Duan Ge tore open the instant noodle packaging.
When she turned inside. When he didn't turn to the seasoning bag, there was a clear shake on the cold and beautiful face again, and Xue Bai's hands crumbled the noodles through the packaging bag. Seeing Miss Assassin's toothlessness drinking cold water, the audience couldn't help but get up.
[Mrs. Tong Zhaoye is so cute! ]
[The wage-earner assassin who eats instant noodles without seasoning packs is too real in the world... I actually felt the misery of the social animals in the Survival Variety Show, woo woo woo. After working hard and overtime, I want to have a good meal, but the takeaway that I ordered is not delicious at all, the moment my mentality really collapses. ]
[The program team, let's be an individual! I know you are watching the barrage. Give my sister a good meal! ]
The third barrage was praised to be highlighted and bold.
However, it's useless. The program team knows that this will poke the audience's cuteness.
A certain player is particularly capable, and the audience still loves to watch him?
That's great. If you increase your efforts to make things difficult for him, the audience will watch while making complaints.
The ruins were not powered on, and there was no hot water in the stronghold. Duan Ge ate the noodles directly, crunching them, and ate the instant noodles like a dog boss's skull. After eating the whole cake, her fullness rose to 50, which was an embarrassing situation of "barely not hungry, but not full".
With the amount of exercise in Duan Ge, you will not get fat every day.
She needs higher calories!
She ate three bags of instant noodles a day, or dry, the survivor did not die, she wanted to die first.
Duan Ge bounced on the spot twice to vent his anger.
Her legs are slender and straight. Not long ago, she used these beautiful legs to compress the enemy's carotid arteries, causing them to faint from the lack of oxygen. －－
[These two bounces, like a little bunny! ]
Ruthless passerby barrage: [This little rabbit sweeps your head off with one leg. ]
[Stop talking, there is a picture. ]
Duan Ge pursed his lower lip and found it a little dry.
The instant noodles are dry when they are eaten, and the supplies have not been watered, so it can be called dry and dry. Think about it carefully, how could the supplies not be equipped with water-isn't this deliberately embarrassing people? Clean drinking water is a very important resource for survival.
Regarding the survivors in the city, Duan Ge has very limited information: there are 20 people in total, and the age ratio of men to women is unknown. Judging from the conflict between the two teams just now, these twenty people should not be in a united state, which is beneficial to her.
Duan Song: [If there are no singles, even I will be very troubled. ]
[This is a bit of an assassin. ]
[As long as I kill all the witnesses, it is a successful sneak! ]
The audience nodded approvingly.
Duan Song: [But clustering also has the benefits of clustering,]
Duan Song: [Think of a way to get some explosives in case you need it...]
Duan Song: [Oh, this should be prepared for me by my boss, I am not good at doing this at all. ]
[? ]
[OK, explosion is art, everything can be an assassin! ]
[Traditional assassin equipment: night clothes and hooks for infiltration; new age assassin equipment: explosives]
The dog boss in the variety show, that is, the actual program group quietly typed a line of special effects subtitles: "I will prepare something for you, and the program will be over in one day. ", accompanied by a shivering Q version of the dog emoticon pack, precise selling cute and not offensive, taking the rule-changing "dog jump over the wall" behavior, after all, in everyone's perception, Tong Zhao does not lack that point to win Of course, the program team hopes that the whole variety show will be good-looking, and it can be understood by making minor modifications temporarily.
The audience was so happy.
Is there a fart apocalyptic atmosphere?
What about the cruel struggle in the ruins?
To understand is to understand, they are still waiting to see Tong Zhao slaughter the Quartet!
This series of show operations also proved that Tong Showa's program group did not collude. It's just this black box operation...it's really not unavailable, it's just that this black box operation has changed from the speculation of "strengthening Tong Zhao" to the result of "weakening Tong Zhao".
...
Duan Ge hastily stuffed the remaining watch that had not been exchanged under the pillow.
Incomplete redemption to see if there are other useful things?
Just when the audience felt weird, the voices scanned by AI answered the doubt-
Duan Song: [Save up to ten consecutive draws and then redeem it. ]
[Ten consecutive draws hahahahaha! ]
[The program team will be an individual, ten consecutive draws guarantee an SR self-heating small hot pot! ]
[Look at what the imperial assassin was forced into. ]
Director Chen didn't expect that Tong Zhao's subconscious mind would be able to play a new level of precision. It was a humanoid self-propelled stalking machine. He quickly let the special effects team make a lottery roulette, and waited for the next time Tong Zhao came to exchange it. Temporarily I came up with a small event, a draw for the top ten viewers on the gift list wearing Tong Zhao's fan card in the live broadcast room. Whatever the fans draw, what Tong Zhao will get in the instinctive variety show.
If the ten fans are willing, they can also fill in their addresses in the backstage, and the program group will send them a copy of the same star money offline.
If the fans are possessed by the Emperor, your idol can just model the self-heating hot pot compiled by the little brother overtime.
If the noodles cook with black hands, then I'm sorry, your idol will continue to eat instant noodles without seasoning packs...
The support clubs of several non-governmental organizations in Tong Zhao were in a hurry, and in total, they wanted to feed their sister.
Five on the list happened to be the rich women in their club.
Rich women have money, but they usually play mobile games directly through the card pool. They don't know how lucky they are, so they want to find more European little red-handed sisters in the support club.
In reality, European and African fans work together to make Zhaozhao eat hot pot as soon as possible.
In the variety show world, the Sun team returned to their "birth point"-that is, a residential building that had been blown open by half of the ceiling, but the three walls and gates were intact, and it seemed that the house was barely safe. It was taken apart. Carton, count the materials inside.
24 bottles of 500ml mineral water are used as the bottom, and on top are cans of different flavors. Finally, layers of individually packaged buns pop out like a pair of white rabbits, which are pressed tightly after opening the box. The rice is not easy to make, and the buns can be dipped in canned food. It is very thoughtful.
[...]
[I see that the defense is broken here, this Tong Zhao sees the mentality of being unbreakable? ]
[The show crew is not a person hahahahaha...]
The captain groaned: "Everyone is tired, one bread for one person, canned food for two, let's eat something first."
He Su chose a can of luncheon meat and shared it with the female doctor.
He tore the small bread apart and sandwiched the luncheon meat in it.
The unheated meat was cold and tasted a little oily, but he was so hungry. After the fat penetrated into the bread, it became a delicacy. After the four of them ate the buns in silence, He Su couldn't bear it. Staying, whispered: "Just give us something to eat? How can it last for fifteen days? It doesn't cost much to prepare something better."
The female doctor patted him on the shoulder: "It's good to have something to eat."
He Su is uncomfortable: "Whenever we think that the enemy's lackeys can eat fragrant and spicy food, it will be uncomfortable for us to eat bread and cold cans here."
Due to the faction setting in the plot, He Su's phrase "enemy running dog" is basically accurate Diss Tong Zhao.
[The enemy minion put that raw instant noodles, don't cue]
[Fortunately, Tong Zhao doesn't speak the language with them. Would he be furious if he hears this? ]
[It's over, I want to see the frustrated Bunny! ]
I don't know who started it, comparing Tong Zhao to a rabbit.
There was no place to hide food in the house, there was no safe and no basement. The Sun team discussed for a while and decided to put half of it deep under the bed and stuff other things outside. Canaan City is a very small place. The chance that twenty people will run into it is very low, let alone the stronghold being discovered: "Looking at it from the outside, it is no different from any place where no people live. It's true that someone else came in when we were out, and they happened to want to carry out a carpet search for this unit... The probability is very low. Don't worry about what hasn't happened. Can we still deposit food in the bank? Huh?"
The bank in Canaan City was bombed to ruins. Of course, banknotes are like waste paper, and even toilet paper is more valuable than it.
After all, toilet paper can wipe your face.
After the captain finished speaking, everyone felt reasonable, so they stopped talking.
The topic turned to the conflict in finding supplies.
He Su: "Sister Tan is so rusty, a stool flew over and frightened them all, but later it seemed that they didn't really catch up."
It was the female doctor in the team who was called Sister Tan.
In fact, her stamina is also pretty good. After all, as a doctor, she would have to collapse after an operation without any stamina. Faced with the compliment of the little milk dog in the team, she didn't feel much, but she just expressed her doubts in her heart: "...I saw that they reacted afterwards and wanted to chase them. We didn't run fast, and there was no movement behind, which was a bit strange. "
At that time, they were so scared that adrenaline rushed without money. They ran away after rushing out. They were afraid that they were found that the stronghold did not dare to go directly to and from the road. Instead, they went around a few times outside before returning to the "spawn point" gathering. Residential buildings in Long District.
now think of it...
Captain: "Yes, I can't hear the sound anymore when I run to the end of the street."
Although he can run very fast, but considering that there are slow pacers in the team, he overcomes his selfish desires in psychological struggles and controls his pace to be behind in the team: "In my impression, it seems that he didn't chase after leaving the store. When I came out, I heard him howl that was not right."
It was Captain Wuyun's scream like a pig after an arrow.
Sister Tan: "I heard it too."
He Su objected: "I sounded a bit like roaring."
Roaring makes sense, cheer yourself up.
One person left whispered: "Would you like to... go back and take a look?"
The captain shook his head for fear of ambush.
His thinking is very firm. Now that he has got the food, he should shrink here until the supplies are almost finished and then look for another opportunity. It is better to do more than to do less. To survive this fifteenth day is the truth of survival: "If you must take risks. , I'll look at it when the time comes."
He patted his teammate on the head: "Don't think too much, the enemy doesn't know when to put the poison gas, remember to pay attention to the intelligence reminder on the watch."
Toxic gas is released from time to time.
However, thirty minutes before the launch, the Ganan City map on the watch will display an official warning, allowing players who unfortunately appear within the launch range to have time to escape.
"If the risk must be taken, it is better to try the other two supply points." He Su said.
So what about the other two supply points?
The Raiden team had great luck. The supply point they arrived did not meet with other teams, and they successfully obtained food supplies and a small amount of basic medical supplies in the hospital.
The Star Team and the Moon Team split the supplies equally between the elementary school supply points.
Although the gain is less than half, the victory is without any damage.
From the audience's perspective of God, not meeting Tong Zhao is very lucky.
This development surprised the audience and the program group.
How to trade when speech is blocked?
The voice scanned by AI explains the answer--
Captain of the Star Team: [Fuck, the opponent is so strong, it doesn't have the advantage to fight. ]
Captain Moon: [That muscle eats protein powder, right? I didn't die and had a concussion when he punched me. ]
After weighing the pros and cons, the two parties tried to show the minimum friendship with actions, then gestured to evenly divide the resources, and finally backed up face-to-face, letting the other party in their line of sight, only turned around after reaching a certain distance, to ensure that they would not Leave the opponent with the opportunity to suddenly turn around and backstab.
When considering any of the most sinister possibilities of the human heart, the result is the most peaceful and civilized.
The program team is very pleased to see this development.
"Yes, it feels like a survival variety show."
Director Chen's heart Dashi put down a little: "That's right."
Seeing that the show is on the right track, the staff can also let go of the hanging heart a little bit. That is a player who died early, so it's just that they were out of luck!
"By the way, what is Tong Zhao doing?"
As soon as the voice fell, the director cut the main screen to the exploited imperial assassin——
After other players found supplies, they followed human instincts and hid indoors where they would feel at ease. However, Duan Song, who had no food or water, found the only two bottles of mineral water left on the shelves of a nearby supermarket. .
Yes, Canaan City still has a small amount of resources.
It's just harder to find, and you need to go out at the risk of meeting other teams and being caught by the assassins.
How could Duan Ge be found in a nearby supermarket so coincidentally?
Is all this a moral awakening, or a conscience discovery of the show crew?
No, neither is it.
It was because the AI scanned the song that was so thirst and uncomfortable to enter a irritable state and decided to return to McDonald's, while the corpse hadn't cooled off and cut the place where the blood could drink...
In order to avoid such restricted shots, Director Chen temporarily added two sets of mineral water codes to the places where she must pass, begging the grandmother to stop.
Two bottles of mineral water calmed down the song a little bit.
She found a high place again, overlooking the city.
Players have replenishment points, and hunters have privileges. Duan Ge's power is when the official chooses the location of the poison gas one hour before the poison gas is released-the scope and time of the release are determined by the program team, and wherever it is placed in Canaan City. It's up to her.
It only took ten minutes to determine the sequence of the songs.
This is not difficult.
She will wait on the verge of poisonous gas for someone who is destined to take the bait.
This is the same as Jiang Taigong fishing on the side of the poison ring in Pubg. As the safe area shrinks, even if she is unlucky again, she has drawn three necessary paths on the map. She only needs to keep an eye on the high places.
"Not even a military telescope for me..."
Duan Ge whispered.
Those fugitives are also too poor, and they don't have any available resources.
[Sister is the poorest killer in history! ]
[The program team has no heart. ]
[No, think about it, I really gave her the full set of equipment that a killer should have... I'm afraid other teams have been destroyed, this variety show can directly announce the start of recruiting guests for the next issue ==]
It makes sense for the audience to shout while hahaha.
The older sister in the variety show is bald for not being wealthy. Outside the variety show, Tong Zhao's one-to-four video was cut out and posted on Weibo by fans who love to generate electricity. Sister Chu, the agent, kept staring at her, and naturally wouldn't let go of such a good publicity point, and immediately bought a large amount of big v forwarding and some press releases.
@ Variety Art Commentv:
I have to share with you a treasure variety show "One Life". Four guests died in less than fifteen minutes after the start. Guess who the murderer was?
[video]
This one hits the audience accurately.
Because the play was too short, the video sent by the marketing account was stitched together, the original version and the slow motion version. Only in slow motion can we see how Tong Zhao beats one to four in a short period of time. Some do not pay attention to the entertainment industry. I have seen Tong Zhao's work before and liked her, but passers-by who did not continue to pay attention were immediately interested:
[Fuck? Is it a variety show? This video feels like Feng Yanqi. ]
[Look at it! ! ! So handsome! ! ! ! ]
[Haha, is this fierce? If Tong Zhao fights with me, she will have to kneel on the ground within five seconds and beg me not to die*. ]
[Your mother upstairs... the dumplings made are so delicious. ]
With one-to-four viewership, the internal entertainment is basically no one can do—at least not in variety shows. The background of the popular science in this hot review has been reposted even more.
Sister Chu, the agent, checked the data feedback in time and nodded very satisfied.
The money spent has been repaid high, which is very reasonable.
An entertainment company operated by excellent material = fire
Up to this point, it is a reasonable development.
However, just as the agent closed the dialog box and was about to deal with another artist's affairs, the assistant's profile picture who had been docking with him jumped frantically again.
What else?
Sister Chu opened a dialog box when she was puzzled:
[It's a big deal! ! ! ]
[Because fans have opened up the authorization for reprinting, the short video was forwarded to the Internet. Many international friends are asking who this girl is, is this the legendary Chinese Kungfu? [Tweet screenshot] Seeing that the response was quite big, the Guoxue Wushu Museum posted a Weibo...[Weibo screenshot]]
Just seeing the amount of forwarding on these two screenshots made the agent's head agitated.
To put it bluntly, it is a matter of exporting to domestic sales.
The European and American preferences for Asians tend to be Japanese, and Dragon Balls and the like are just right for their appetite.
The main force of Huaxia's cultural output is Kungfu, which is inseparable from its ancestors. Famous stars such as Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan opened the market in their hearts and gave foreigners a deep memory.
Huaxia's play is so good!
With the decline of traditional movies, instinct movies have become popular, martial arts directors have become action designers, and Chinese martial arts movies are still popular.
However, the video reposted by Tong Zhao on the Internet is different.
This is not a movie?
Is it Reality TV?
Is there an action module?
The person who reposted it intimately responded to the doubts of netizens-there is no action module, it is a reality show, survival category, the girl inside is called TongZhao, is a Chinese star!
#在本能真人秀里一打四的女孩# This English topic has attracted a small range of attention on the Internet in North America and Europe. Although Tong Zhao's technique has nothing to do with kung fu, it is purely a wild fist trained in the apocalypse before, but he can't hold up an extremely exquisite and beautiful East Asian face to face the camera, and he says that he is a Chinese ——
That's no problem!
It's Chinese Kung Fu!
Most of the foreigners' comments humorously indicate that Huaxia Kungfu is true.
The childhood dream is not broken, and if there is another panda, it will be perfect.
The international students said: Damn, I can't explain it to foreigners anymore.
The explanation is not clear, but the explanation is not clear, everyone is still very happy.
After all, people in all countries in the world have one thing in common, that is, they like to hear foreigners boasting about their families.
This was barely related to martial arts, so the Guoxue Martial Arts Center came to export and sell it to the domestic market, and posted a screenshot of the Twitter on the official blog.
@国学 Wushu Museum v:
New Chinese Kung Fu! /Laugh and cry/laugh and cry
Is Miss Tong interested in coming to our pavilion?
This Guoxue martial arts museum is not the fake style that many students defraud students under the banner of Guoxue on the market. Whether it is a martial arts instructor in the traditional movie era or an action designer in the instinct movie era, the top batches are from this "Guoxue martial arts gym." "The masters and students are very well-known in the film industry. In recent years, more than 80% of the stars have graduated from their museum or studied in the museum.
Its official blog is not operated by any public relations, and it was posted by the old curator himself after he learned one-finger meditation.
This is equivalent to the words of the master.
Those who learn martial arts have a heavy concept of mentoring, so--
[Do we want more juniors? ]
[I really want Junior Sister! ]
[It just so happens that I miss a heroine in my new play. ]
At first glance, it seems to be a normal netizen reply...
But when I take a closer look, they are all golden v, and they are all very famous actors, action designers and directors in the field of martial arts movies. Anyone who comes out and shouts can provide all newcomers who want to develop in martial arts movies. Resources.
This doesn't have much charm for Tong Zhao, after all, she just picked the film and picked it softly, so she picked it casually.
The problem is the heat that this brings, which directly made this short video the number one in the hot search.
#师妹童昭#
Sister Chu turned around, her eyes were fascinating.
Especially the most popular director, Shi Dingjun, who said that he lacks a heroine in his new play...
The director won an international award for the upper part.
Unlike Shi Qianqiu, a commercial director who uses his love to generate electricity and earns a lot of money, he prefers to take a big prize, and he also pursues the artistry of Chinese Kung Fu movies...
Tong Zhao aroused his interest?
The peers are shocked, and they can still get this kind of gain when they go to the survival variety show! ?